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"I'll go first"
Just because you're first doesn't mean you win
Jul 6, 2017 2:56 PM
Willum
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Just because you're first doesn't mean you win
acme64
is that a Maserati?
Willum
Nah, Maserati would've made it!
RydWolf
Oh, there's a ramp there that hasn't been lowered yet, but this angle doesn't really show it.
WellBehavedZombie
Hmm, I wonder if this is why in my area they have it roped off until it's in port.
cvnk
Should have gunned it. He would have made a sweet jump and landed perfectly on the asphalt and then yelled "EAT MY SHIT, SUCKERS!"
twood1231999
nudesmeinbox
An idiot for sure but on the other hand he can claim ignorance and say why nobody stopped him, why were there no barriers etc, and sue them
SirTimTimOfSealand
ImStarLordMannn
He won alright.. The Darwin award.
imnotnakednow
He lived, unharmed. But I bet there were a few passengers that would be happy to fix that.
Grayfox23
That is not a Darwin award. Why do people have so much trouble understanding what a Darwin award is?
secretlibby
Someone thought Dukes of Hazzard was a documentary.
Willum
"Hold my moonshine, Uncle Jesse! "
Cereaza
No... Don't... Stop...
Willum
Networkjunkie
Article with different pov: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/horrifying-moment-driver-plunges-sea-8872260
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
Meh, they drive a lada...
ISayFuckAllTheTime
"Click here and answer a question to view this article!" Nah, you can fuck off and all.
PaulUm
whatacunt
dave262
Of course it happened in russia
Willum
He Lived!
Nephus
All I needed to know! Thanks!
Ryukishi
Sadly
Willum
...pretty sure he was happy about that part....
Ilikeyourjeep
+1 for title
baldewok
Unfortunately it is against the law to let natural selection take its course.
nibbley
i mean we don't know he survived.
badgerthewitness
The ghost of Darwin is trying so hard to save the species. And keeps being thwarted by well meaning engineers.
ToastMasterLex
Effort was made to stop them. Minimal effort. But effort nonetheless.
MayraV
Fuck was he supposed to do, fly kick the driver out of the car?
ToastMasterLex
Obviously.
BeverleyMacker
Really? Because I'm having a hard time seeing how driver wouldn't be smooshed.
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
is it against the law to do nothing?
baldewok
Oh yes, very much so. The ship is required to mount a MOB (Man Over Board) maneuver and all crew must have up to date training to do so.
baldewok
Even after that there is a whole litany of paperwork, questioning, cross examination, reports, lawyers, coast guard, police, insurance.....
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
o i meant more like in every day life haha
Ijustwannagohomeandeatcalzones
i would assume with like a ship or something they have to do something
puffyjacket69
Of course it is allowed. Its happening all around us all the time, I haven't been charged yet!
hangar
I like how no one else even cares
freezingpilot
Eastern Europe.
Obnoxor
first in line at the insurance adjuster. After they get out of jail, cause they are going to get charged for that.
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TangoIndiaTangoSierra
Definition of attempted suicide as a crime
HarryHamwallet
wouldn't this technically be a traffic violation
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
What are they going to be charged with? Unfortunately, I don't think stupidity is a crime.
txl0newolf
Stupid is stupid does!
GlenL
Criminal negligence, likely caused at least some damage to either the pier or the ferry.
fullofwastedpotential
I dont know if there’s a charge for it but they held back the boat for several hours
gingerjew06
Reckless endangerment maybe? I don't know, just the only thing I can think of.
Dargan
Reckless endangerment would only apply if there were passengers in the vehicle, I think
AllTheGoodOnesWereAlreadyTaken
Failure to yield (to the guy conducting traffic)? But then he did yield ... to gravity.
bigbrothersbinary
Reckless driving. Failure to follow traffic laws? Endangerment of others lives... There is a way of charging anyone for anything nowadays.
FoxySpirit
What about the complete lack of security measure on that ferry? Like, not even a rope?
AlleviatedRisk
Bit of a ramp actually: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/horrifying-moment-driver-plunges-sea-8872260
HeyThereShittyShittyFagFagShittyShittyFagFagHowDoYouDo
Einstein9073
That's quite a username you have there. I thought imgur didn't allow that word.
HeyThereShittyShittyFagFagShittyShittyFagFagHowDoYouDo
Ummmm... you have glorious status, have been an Imgur user for over 5years, and don't know that every OP is a fag???
Einstein9073
No, that's 4chan. And I'm quite positive that imgur didn't used to allow that word in posts. Wonder when that changed.
HeyThereShittyShittyFagFagShittyShittyFagFagHowDoYouDo
No! That's Imgur. Maybe you don't browse usersub enough? Hell, go to reaction gifs and search for "faggot"
TheAxeNinja
Damn Bethesda games
vikingvampireangel
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (Or a free lay, rodents are creepy as shit)
liasaurus
No one seems very concerned...
MillenniumFalconPunch
If you ain't first, you're last.
MidnightTacoTruck
That doesn't even make sense... There's second, third...
MillenniumFalconPunch
What do you mean?! Man, I based my whole life on that!
MrMagicMarker
Shake n' bake baby!!!
Doggoyesgood
Glad the guy was unharmed.
pdhackley
"Thank You and ride with us again!"
BeefL0g
Every time I watch this, it just gets more satisfying
mrock660
Definitely watch that guy die just now.
Willum
hE LIVED!
SteerpikeSteerpike
But you aren't first UNTIL you win...
YouWereAlmostAJillSandwich
Well this is terrifying. Plunging into water with a giant ferry grinding into your car in the murky darkness. Getting tight in the chest -
YouWereAlmostAJillSandwich
- just thinking about it.
justsignedupforthishit
And there's no way the ferry can reverse fast enough to avoid crushing the Darwin-inspired driver.
Gray808
Most ferries here in Washington, the water is likely 20'+ deep there.
justsignedupforthishit
So...ded either way?
Gray808
He was unhurt.
njullpointer
driver might not have meant to do that... might've been a dicky break pedal on a shitty automatic.
ben883
Leeeeroy
UrinalCakeUranium
Mrrglglglglgl!
rockjock29
Garbarblbarble.
IAmAvocadoWhoHadSexWithAnotherAvocado
mmmmBLUP
KrondorMocker
mmm....
JonesItUp
JEEENNN*splash*blubblubblubblubblubblub.....
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
blubblubkins
KINGMARKUS22
Omg he just drove OFF
DangerFluff
mmmmmmmmmJEEENNNKIIIINNNNSSSSSSS
Willum
JEEEEeeeeeennnnnnn KIIIIIIIiiiiiiinnnnn sssssssss
EverythingIsAGovernmentConspiracy
-1 for no mmmm
Arconyte
And double dipping. The bastard...
HowDoIBreathe
Thats not double dipping thats replying to a comment
Arconyte
You are technically not wrong.
TheUsernameIsSoLongThatYouCantActuallySeetheSpanishinquisition
god damn it Leroooyyyyy
DrClaww
At least I got chicken...
mmaatt8
At least I ain't chicken*
DrClaww
StarlordDinglePool
The traffic dude http://i.imgur.com/PEkBoao
littlelebowskiurbanacheiver
Animala144
https://33.media.tumblr.com/8fea98dfd7ee2529f29252e93ead36b6/tumblr_n9fywvk2cw1r4kqjto1_400.gif
DJNinja
Driver be like "I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I- *blub*"
sweeneysgirl
DukePhelan
" Well that's going to be a lot of paperwork"
Perpichrator
jdubs42
This is the one i hoped the top comment was.
KrondorMocker
And then:
SkoomaSteve
DrClaww