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We have been trying for so long with the strong possibility this day would never come, but here we are with sore boobies and backaches.
Good things still happen, and sometimes they even work out better than you could ever imagine.
iFavouriteWallpapers
Congrats on the future spawn
iiTzMrRed
Congratulations op. I wish you and your future kid luck.
Jvlawson
Well I'm glad you're future kid can fall back on all that Alladin money.
Sharklaserspewpew
Eat your folic acid and iron.
mugu88
As a mom congrats & welcome to the world of endless work & boundless love. It's worth the trouble, remember that!
Ispotfaketits
That owl is sick. Very nice.
NotasbigasmediumsizedJock
congrats. I really hope it works out for you :)
Mntbkrchk1979
Congratulations!!!!!
BeKindAndLoveOneAnother
Love your tats
RezzyP
This is terrible terrible news.
WouldberryInn
Worst nightmare
jmega
Congrats! Now hold on for the ride! Gets really bumpy when they re around two. Learning control is a bitch.
FN2187Traitor
+1 To the Turkey baster
kbellx9
You look like Edith Bunker taking one up the butt
YourTripIsShort
Wait...so all you have to do to get pregnant is pee on one of those things? Then the stork comes?
megandives
Precisely.
EmiBunny0615
As a mom, yes. This is exactly how it happens.
adamantos
Asking the real questions
spookyjeff
I need to watch where I pee...
magundi
Hahaha.. ;D
woodjoiner
This is why guys always want to stand to pee.
DigitalAvalanche
loose pubic hairs on the go... eeeewwwwwww, but congrats! well done OP
megandives
Definitely face hairs. My man sheds everywhere it's gross and I hate it haha.
TugAndChug
Probably just beard clippings on the sink, tbh.
ChrisWsrn
@op go see your doctor. Make sure your Minion is healthy. Good luck!
megandives
Thank you!!!
W12A1TH
Grats on the sex and stuff.
megandives
We done good.
CinnamonBunny
Congrats. Also love the Finnish flag on the second one!
megandives
Haha nice catch.
Meowtney
Congrats!! I've been trying going on 2 years now with hubby. Fertility issues. But starting round of Clomid soon. (Helps ovulation)
megandives
We have been trying for longer than I want to admit...but we were lucky to do it naturally, but that would have been our next step.
megandives
I won't get too sappy, but I know what it's like to cry and hurt because you want something so bad. Sending love.
yourkidsteacher
Fertility issues over here too. Not with me, but with the hubby. Will be 1 year in June with no luck. I'm always here if you need to talk.
PervertedTango
Poor kid
Willyzyx
Selfie. We gone so soft!
megandives
Snuck it in there. Shame me.
HerbSewell
Your kid will associate a dumb owl tattoo with food.
megandives
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
Condolences to your wallet.
upvoteforwhat
Its honestly not as bad as everyone said it would be. Just need to budget properly.
greentinroof
Lol no, kids aren't that expensive if you manage your money properly. I have two little girls who I think I spoil and I spend less now than
greentinroof
when I was single with no kids.
peppermintduck
and hope you've had all the sleep you've ever wanted.
megandives
Amen.
RunningWaterMonster
1st year you lose a thousand hours, best of luck!
megandives
Amen. ????
CrystalCry
Condolence is like a formal apology. You're having a kid. You're going to be broke. Congrats tho!
TheSashRingingtheTrashSingingMashFlingingFlashSpringingRinging
The 4 question marks were from trying to use an emoji
CrystalCry
Ah my bad
TheSashRingingtheTrashSingingMashFlingingFlashSpringingRinging
I was in the same boat about a month ago, it's weird
cinemeasctha
Congratulations OP. Take care of yourself and your little one.
RonSwansonApproves
Peed on a stick thing eh? That's a weird way of becoming a mom. I thought you had to do sex with someone.
phoenixsphinx
I mean congrats and all but can't u post this to your facebook instead?
megandives
Well, I don't want people I know to know...until after my first appointment. And I love this community so I wanted to share my happiness.
Apomelasma
haters gonna hate. congratulations on the family. :)
Kodysglasskreations
Congratulations. But on a side not your "cheesing" face looks like Gilbert Godfrey
WhatsAGoodUsernameForThis
AFLACK!
Spiralhaze
https://media.tenor.co/images/249c882f771a0db169e78a0606dcb449/raw
foesmono
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22600000/Kenny-cheesing-kenny-mccormick-south-park-22641164-480-360.jpg
FlyingBananaHammock7
Now I'm reading everything in his voice and its amazing
EadEchiC
Got more gum in dat mouth than the underside of an overturned high school desk.
IBetSheHasABush
Note*
megandives
I just laughed so fucking hard and I can't argue.
Boomboomyeahshaketheroom
Use it as a tool in your mom-arsenal. Kid acting up? Threaten to go full Gottfried. You will be legend!
PizzaAmnesia
If Jackie Chan and Gilbert Godfrey had a baby?
megandives
endura1717
Yeah... u may want to wait a while before doing this sort of shit. And even then, please don't.
megandives
Hey, I'm happy. You don't have to be. :)
endura1717
What you are, is uneducated. I hope you don't experience public heart ache. But if you do. It's your own fault.
megandives
I have nothing to feel bad about. I posted my news on Imgur so I could share it before I announce it to my loved ones. I'm excited, (1/2)
megandives
That doesn't make me uneducated. I'm well aware of the possibilities with early pregnancy loss...but I choose to be positive. Hopeful.
megandives
And to clarify...my boobies are sore, not his. Well they could be. Idk.
Harambassador
Prove it.
alaskaschmidt
If thats what you use to hold on, they might be a little tender. Congrats :)
SearchingForUnderstanding
Pinch his boobies harder then
akg1985
Congrats OP! Me too, 7wks- I hope you dont hit the nausea wall like i did. Stay positive!
megandives
Thank you so much! I puked when I smelled a banana the other day and I love bananas...or did? Haha.
akg1985
Yeah smells are especially nauseating! My job is in a kitchen and I got a Dr's note to avoid it. Nbdy needs a puking preggo in the kitchen!
kiakyo
@megandives how long did you wait until you took the test?
megandives
I was actually only 8 dpo @kiakyo! I had a gut feeling, and decided to take it early with the First Response test...
megandives
And then clear blue which was darker. :)
kiakyo
The ovulation days and everything but yet nothing @megandives . Im guessing either there's something or I still have to wait to test.
kiakyo
Its all negative and I waited until I missed my period and still negative. It makes me sad after all negative results. I even counted the
kiakyo
Uugghhh lucky!! Well I dont want to get into details but we've been doing it for month straight,finishing inside. Test after test
megandives
Sometimes it takes time. The ovulation days are critical. Remember there is only a 20% chance each month! And sometimes people ovulate late!
techfreak243
Sure his are not sore.............
cliojayne
Random aside? Men can totes have sympathy issues throughout the pregnancy. My husband got super bitchy and at weird shit through mine.
megandives
I had no idea, he has been extra sweet though haha. I mean he's always sweet, but he gave me a back rub last night and brings me snacks.
cliojayne
Aw that's sweet :)
iyamgurting
yeah but they are not hormonal, they are attention driven.
cliojayne
Like for realsies? I'd always heard it was biological somehow.
MurphysParadox
They are hormonal. Pregnancy hormones will affect those who spend large amounts of time around you, such as sleeping in the same bed.
cliojayne
That's what I had always thought. I'm just stoked this second time around he isn't having any of that as far as we can tell.