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Prob a repost. First time I've seen it myself. Takes some skill. I could do this if I wasn't A. Fat and B.Lazy
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Prob a repost. First time I've seen it myself. Takes some skill. I could do this if I wasn't A. Fat and B.Lazy
ronin1869
Me too. Could do if I wasn't both A + B!
MyBigMouth
Down, down/back, back+kick - Tatsmakiseppukyaku
RileyB
Not jiu jitsu, johnny karate ?
illuminate93
Sounds like 90's rap group, A.Fat & B.Lazy
LordBinz
I can do this easily. Its UF+3,4,3 on some Mishimas and Hwoarang.
KarmaticOne
Don't mean to be that guy, but that's Teddy Taekwondo
49xyab3838
Username might check out if you are into feet.
imonlyhereforusersubmitted
That is incredible.. the velocity and spin he must achieve for that double twist.. I'd like to see it in real time.
hardytardigrade
Cool dance move
fleawuss
Wonderful to kick 3 people standing still on the stairs.
BooBitchesIAmAGhost
PointItAtED209
Guy standing in front of him: where did you think the ball would go?
ButtPlugProductTester
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
Theforgottenartoffuckey
DickMcStiffens
ARIGHT SETS FURRURRL GETZ
OIDrippy
Balsa wood.
LegionofMartyrs
This isn't jujitsu
DoneMessedUp
Isn't it Tae Kwon Do? Judging by the Korean flag
BDR518
No, it's Johnny Jitsu. Didn't you read the title?
LegionofMartyrs
Looks like it. But I'm no expert, I just know what jujitsu is haha
IDrinkTequilaAndUpvotePets
But could he do that if he was actually being met with resistance on those kicks?
ManMashine
That's no Dim Mak!!!
LeonardTPants
i'm pretty tough against big graham crackers too
titaness25
and (c), afraid of heights.
TheFoxQueen
I used to be able to do something similar but they were all side kicks instead of roundhouse
mrmojojojo
Thought you said "I could do this if I wasn't in LA" and chuckled.
Fershnickered
Incredible! Never seen a guy with 4 arms before.
Dman93
Handy when fighting three midgets in a trench coat
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
also handy for when you are fighting Tyrion, Bronn and the Hound simultaneously......
Flexin5Deej
Genius
CuntCrotchula
But you'd have to go top to bottom or else theyd just fall over immediately
Petemccabe
Jackie Chan would totally do that in a movie.
f4ble
You deserve more upvotes than OP. Wp, Sir.
ReallyImTwoDogsInATrenchcoat
Pffft! Wouldn't work on me...
PigMarshBetweenTwoSaltWaters
Not when you are also midget.
VerticallyGifted
Actual laughter, involving my diaphram. This is why I come here.
CargitoErgoSum
Vincent Adultman
zolgar
I wouldn't use the word ''handy'', but yeah
Dman93
Its a handy word to use here
poopfarts666
Footy.
SomebodyGetMyCoat
ThoughtThisWasAmerica
skribs
I've been training Taekwondo for about 4 years now. I could do the first two thirds of this.
DropDeadArtemus
It's the Johhny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show
IJustLikeToArgue
Sure, he can do it in slow motion. But can be do it at full speed?
CosmicFlowerPower
No. No he couldn't.
kaniptionfit
Checkmate, aerialists.
ThePotatoBandit
Vincent adultman better watch out
kah929
Hopefully he doesn't do a business with this man
Williciousness
"You do realize that's just three children in a trenchcoat, right?"
ICallOPFaggotOutaRespect
It saddens me that this doesn't have more upvotes
SeeShark
It's 2nd place and miles ahead of 3rd place. You jumped the gun on that sadness.
pineapplepuppy
@ExtraUpvote
Mitanhal
Still talented but the boards were pre broken.
Ernstingway
They're soft wood and cut so they break down the tree lines. No "pre-breaking" required. These ones are particularly thin. 1/2
Rystefn
And pre-cut 2/2
Ernstingway
Boards for promotion testing or power breaking are way thicker. 2/2
gamlingcs
Usually the boards are scored so they have a predictable break line, and this can be done with little regard to grain flow, not pre-broken.
BrokeMyFunnyBone
It's not just scored. They're made to explode with that little dust cloud you see on the top board.
austeregrim
I don't care what you say, there is a line on all three where they are broken, or more than just "scored". Still the kick is talent.
GutsTheStruggler
You can really see it on the middle board
austeregrim
Like I get it, the breaking board is for effect, it's just a target at this point. We shoot paper targets with guns.
SpruceCaboose
Right? Who fucking cares how much force the kick delivered to each board? The acrobatic part is what the point was
JamesAHarrod
Yup, can see the break line long before he does anything
NapkinBob
They look like they're closer to communion wafers than wood boards.
FlyingDorito
This is really thin board. I have seen it dropped on a floor and cracked on its own. Different thickness for different demonstrations.
NapkinBob
Exactly! Communion wafers!
FlyingDorito
Yup, you are a good observer unlike others in this thread.
ltsDizzyD
Some weak ass "wooden planks"
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
But they aren't wood.
ChefCat
You can see cracks at the spots they brrak in half before he kicks them
gamlingcs
The boards are scored to make a predictable break line, it's done for safety purposes.
ajpimpsalll
but not at all because they look flashy when barely being tapped?