Ha1lst0rm
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I should add that this is not my creation. Watching someone's decisions unfold over Facebook.
Sep 15, 2017 12:49 AM
Ha1lst0rm
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I should add that this is not my creation. Watching someone's decisions unfold over Facebook.
Jhi85
i think you just gave taco bell their new menu item
reddocs
Dorrito Burrito
ShadowReaper462
Send this to Gordan Ramsey. I want to see that
Mysfitt
I mean, the napkin will give you some fiber but the doritos are better to use for starting fires.
25schmeckles
Gross why not just eat them separate?
pffffffffb
I have been that baked lots of times.
edtwozeronine
Plenty of carbs to tide you over.
westachilles
Or your low on munchies and you just did a whole bunch of bong rips to see how high you would get.
stimpsonjcatt
The mustard is what makes it cuisine.
karmaslap
In college I regularly had cheese with mustard on it like this pic has when I literally had nothing else to eat. Made it feel more sandwichy
notimeleftforyou
Actually, it looks tasty. Hurrah for yellow mustard!
ElysianLegion4
Shit! Mayo and BBQ chips sandwich was my snake of choice for several years.
forreallyandfortrue
...snake? That's quite a mental picture.
ElysianLegion4
Oh yeah! snakes makes great snacks. Didn't you know?
forreallyandfortrue
I'd hoped to keep it a secret for fear of a run on snack snakes (in Cool Ranch and now Honey-glazed Chive).
ooteriot
+1 for mustard
sharingiscaring2
Authentic Taco Bell
gablona
This probably gives you less diarrhea
solrev
Looks fine. Needs more Doritos
dudedude09
Salt and Pepper you fucking heathen
therooter007
Rationing
solrev
That's fair. Good call
ServantOfTheGodEmperorOfUsersub
I think the better call would have been no Doritos at all because that’s only enough to tease.
wadatahmydamie
Bone app the teeth
derekn
I make good money and randomly make concoctions such as this. I also like MRE's and didn't own a microwave until my girlfriend made me...
maddmurph
I too would (and have) eat this by choice.
SuperSamFromTheRescue
Crunched up though so it's easier to eat. Melt that gooey cheese. Mmmmm
bendurrodriguez
A feast fit for a king! You, sir, have planned well!
CrocodileDunphy
Ha.. zero sympathy for the person eating this. Too stupid to prepare for a storm that took over a week to arrive.
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
I just went a bought like 12 cans of Chunky soup
rmwt
Ted Cruz?
IChangedMyUsernameToDangerous
Have fun with your droopy poops.
IrishBarBalm
Cheddar in burrito wraps isn't that bad actually. Dunno about the doritos, and especially the mustard. o.O
PlatinumProductions
That's American "cheese".
IrishBarBalm
Ah. You are correct. Ew.
richardpleasums
Throw that baby Converse on there and you're all set
solrev
Also +1 for Hailstorm.
sevenmillionhahalaughs
looks nice. bear in mind that there are populations in poverty that cant have anything to eat.
dccandMagnet
Skip the mustard and I'm in like flint
NonKonformingKobold
I called that lunch growing up.... now I want a Dorito burrito...
Eeksy
HousePanther
You've had worse in your mouth and liked it.
PorkchoppSandwiches
We get it, you're rich. You don't have to rub it in
CorneliusCornwall
Can I get 2 poverittos?
tremolo
Holy shit, nice one! Actually laughed out loud!
feldsPieMagnet
Oo snap.
raghorn61
Bone app the teeth!
BaronVonBadass
this is on you. No hurricane made you create this culinary atrocity.
OnePotatoTwoPotatoThreePotatoFloor
wish I could upvote this more than once...
rrsig
I would so eat that if I was high.
woodjoiner
Is that an insult or a complement? Honest question.
rrsig
Eh... I'm not sure. I wouldn't go out of my way to make it sober. But..high.. that's a fine meal. Probably orgasmic.
woodjoiner
You should learn how to cook.
rrsig
I can cook. I can cook very well, thank you. And I don't get high anymore so I guess I won't be eating this. It was just a thought.
Toqom
Minus the mustard, melt the cheese, then add Doritos; I eat this sober.
asm80dfa8sdfj
I assumed it was liquid cheese, but I think you're right about the mustard. Yuck.
Damien8825
You really think if he forgot basic food and water he has weed? No his fate is to eat that sober.
rrsig
I'm pretty sure I know a few people that would save their stash over saving food.
mkomaha
I'd eat it sober. Looks so good.
Ha1lst0rm
Not on me! I'm just watching this unfold over Facebook.
IamHereForTheComments
That is exactly what a person who choose not to evacuate and not to stock up would say
DTtom
Maybe he should add that this is not my creation.
comingbacktowhereivealwaysbeen
Are you watching this unfold over facebook?
cdigital
Might be watching this unfold over Facebook.
stonedcloud
This is op
dnmplay648888
Or you're in college.
davethebiker
High rolling in college...
yapyapblahblahdribbledribbledribble
Can confirm. I used to eat tortilla chips with hot sauce and ranch in a tortilla
LordCommanderTomSnow
My thoughts exactly.
jfunkx15
Ramen baby!!!
imolegregg
Only if they're knock off Doritos
tylerstubs
Or drunk. Or both.
yourmoth1
Yeah... id eat that
JadeMcLeod
Fucker stole my recipe
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Or being a lazy PoS that's self employed, like me!
Poxopi
Hurricane evacuees or college students - the new boarding game!
kempper
From Milton Bradley!!!
Poxopi
What's that?
kempper
A board game company
IamHereForTheComments
Or you are high
Andonemorething
Ohhhhh so you can afford Doritos?!?
akillha
But are they?!?
digitalist1
Nope we got off brand dou. U can barley taste the cardboard