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Jack and Rose
Mar 1, 2017 4:04 PM
FromDenmarkWithHate
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puttamagnet
Have a cow man!
bluecollarbiochemist
#1 #2 "oh baby, I love you so mu..." #3 "Holy shit! What kind of sick, twisted...this is just a head!" - polar bear, probably
Islandace
O.O
ShospleColupis
For the first couple of pictures, I thought the polar bear had a cow friend.. I guess I should have read the title a bit more carefully.
NoGreaterTaleOfDoh
kustomkirk
Oh look Jimmy! That cute bear and cow are kissing.....
paulpounder
I thought it was a new Disney movie about friendship and how being different doesn't matter but turns out I was wrong.
OhNinjaPlease
+1 because you tagged out as "aww"
LawFiveGuy
Dang, in #8 and #9, I thought the cow was biting the polar bear
ronburgandy69
WhatWaresWouldAWerewordWear
My endless lov-ohgodwhatthefuckjesuschrist
Mightyuruk
ScuseMeWhileIWhipThisOut
I thought it said "gives a cow head" .... wow, was I surprised.
HeadlessNorseman
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Sharaiyan
"Aww they're bathing together. Wait. What."
Courier87
That is one metal Hamlet reading
Dolenmorgul
Thought he was giving the cow swimming lessons at first
ashipthatshipsshippingships
as did I. "How did it end up like this? How did it end up like this?" --The cow
BasicMojo
He was. It took a turn for the worse.
ScubaDiver17
I wonder why it only gets the head
StabbyTheCat
I suppose it’s got all the “interesting bits”. Ears & nose to chew off, eyes to pop out, tongue (& cheeks) to tear out, brain & neck meat to scoop out when you’ve had a good gnaw on the skull. (cleans the teeth) It’d last a short while & give them something interesting to do… enrichment for them, so they don’t get bored? That’s my guess anyway!
DefinitelyNotASithLord
SamoniusNightbringer
I want to visit on that day
CoffeeyCore
They usually announce on boards at the entrance when feeding and special feeding/events happen.
Roland191145
The...the cow is going to be OK right?
stonedrunkdoctor
Yes, he is heading home right now
pepsichick
Yeah the cow will get well soon
AlligatorLoki
It looks like he's trying to drown a cow in a few frames
Ivenrik
The tag...
weirdnorwegianguy
QSlade
OMG ANIMALS DOING NORMAL ANIMAL STUFF
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QSlade
Last year I took your mother on an cruise there, she loved it
WhyDontICare
Ah yes, good old Copenhagen Zoo https://satwcomic.com/zombie-zoo
CoffeeyCore
Man, such a huge outrage for something so educational. We even get taught how to gut animals and shown the vital organs of a pig in 6th grde
AgentNSFW
GnomeHomo
Imgurians when they see a pretty girl.
TheNorwegiansAreLeaving
McAverage
Your username though.... <3
JesusAssCrackers
This is perfect
imguriaaaan
That was the most horrific thing I've ever seen on tv.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
This was the couple who didn't kiss before getting married right?
DavyDavyDave
Sure looks like it.
Jofferyluvsthebabes
Yup. The original had fantastic live reaction gifs.
Jofferyluvsthebabes
Actually now that I re-read that sentence I mean the people's reactions were great. I'll close imgur for the evening now.
2Rolov
Holy shit, thought it was the beginning of a wonderful friendship between a friendly polar bear and a cow that swims <\3 don't question me
corneliusgansevoort
"Oh how cute he's saving that poor cow from drowning what a heartwar ... oh. Oh that's metal."
rdwordz
That went south a lot quicker than I was able to mentally respond to.
ImaCarGuy
Oh it's a friendship alright
RickJames
You watch too many disney movies... and so do I
thosewonkyeyestho
Yeah me too. Should have read title
kepler20c
Did Cera guy teach you nothing?
KingBamboo
Cows cant swim.
amishjames
Your mom does
ArandomDane
Why would you think that?
KingBamboo
It's a common misconception. Tried to be funny. Seems like I failed
minilinnie31633
Actually they can it's a common occurrence especially after flooding. Source: grew up with cows
2Rolov
Yup, same here.
KingBamboo
I tried.
CorneliusCornwall
I thought the same thing amd then he broke his friends head
2Rolov
In your defense, were you high?
CorneliusCornwall
2Rolov
I wasn't :( don't even smoke. Shame to me
CorneliusCornwall
Psst hey, imma let you in a secret. I lie constantly