Ruin a date in 5 words

Jan 9, 2017 2:00 AM

ctown2497

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HairNerd

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DoesLasagnadreamofcreamsauce

I enjoy listening to Nickelback

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

ARandomGentleman

Is your hot friend single?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ihrtbeer

Do you have aids too

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

nipplepanties

You look resplendent tonight, m'lady.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

foszor

My name is Jared Fogle

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ryanmms

Gonna last like five pumps

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

eisdlfkjsie

I voted for Donald Trump

9 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 16

amorgan1

This is my ventriloquist dummy

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Spongeboobsquirepants

I have uncurable, contagious smegma

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

W1ng5

CONTAGIOUS. hahaha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HolyHellJezebel

That is the most awful answer I've ever seen. +1 for the horror.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thevaginalviscerator

Does this look like herpes?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Skinsuit

I think my water broke

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dickbuckles

I will poop in you.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

adventuresoftheboobiewatcher

Back and forth, forever.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ssmud1

I just shit my pants.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

bendistraw

I just shit your pants

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

BugEyedLemur

I ate your shitty pants.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

darkninja2992

How much for some head?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

tippytruck

I like to browse Imgur.

9 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 2

GrandpaGrandma

To the top you go

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CtrlAndW

It's a repost from reddit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dvicemuse

I explained imgur on a first date and now my fiancée and I browse usersub together

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TheCatholicJedi

You smell like my mom.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GodApollo

My ex was way prettier

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

iovoid

Did you assume my gender?

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 5

MissingLia

Ok so the love of my life says this ironically all the time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ActuallyJabbaTheHutt

Check your fucking privilege, apachephobe

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Newfangledtomfoolery

It's smaller than it looks.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Floorgasm

AERGHH ERGH ERGH AAARRGH ARRRGH

9 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 0

iovoid

I thought mine was funny, but I can't beat this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pezen

AERGHH ERGH ERGH AAARRGH ARRGH

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Mariska

I don't think it's contagious

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

CrashBandiKitty

My uterus is very hospitable

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HemperorPalpathc

Want to hear my mixtape?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chimpanzeezeetop

Hey mom, is dinner ready?

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Fistdeepinapanda

You kiss like my dad

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

AGROOVYASSASSIN

Does this smell like chloroform?

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 5

MouseDenton

That's actually how I get my dates.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yodadiedtrying

Mission Report: December 16th, 1991

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 3

Mack1986

Nine - Benign - Homecoming - One - FreightCar

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

HemperorPalpathc

I think it was 17th.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

pagliacci323

16th.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

HemperorPalpathc

Thing is though I just saw it. I'm not saying I can't be wrong, I just remember 17th.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pagliacci323

I just saw it too lol.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HemperorPalpathc

It was 16. I had to look it up.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0