Men are simple creatures

Jul 11, 2019 1:22 PM

If you really think about it, it's mostly angry ppl that don't like "big tittied bitches".

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Thick Niggas and Anime Tiddies https://g.co/kgs/7HDqL3

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https://youtu.be/K9jdIawyCJ0 Unnecessary link shortener?

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I can’t argue with this logic

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Faultless

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I guess the one person who downvoted you can.

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Fuck em’

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Master Miller has spoken.

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I want something about Kojima arguing about fine girls in games but I'll keep Quiet.

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CHANGE EVERYTHING TO MY DEMANDS REEEE

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They weren't before? Even the Secret of Mana games for the SNES had pixelated large breasted women with their larger artwork images in-game.

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This isn't anything new. It's not as if Lara Croft & Tifa Lockhart started some new trend.

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Ive found that women tend to notice/point out the size of other women breasts more than men. Mainly women who are self aware of their own.

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Don't act like the guys aren't ripped tae fuk, too.

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Rule 34 means it's the other way around. Video games are filled with any number of any type of characters. Then they all become porn stars

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"Replying to Sargon of Akkad"... yeah, that's a nope.

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Seems like mostly they're toning things down these days, actually

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As long as there is even one they’ll act like it’s an epidemic for clicks

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Funny enough when one character gets a breast reduction a buncha angry nerds act like its an epidemic and “SJW’s” are taking over

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so big breasts are now soft porn? wtf???

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Video games are fantasies. We fantasize about spectacular things.

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Look at the cover art of all the post-WWII pulp thrillers and 'real balls' men's magazines, etc. All those niggas wanted naked women, too.

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It is fair play here, take a look at the Male body type for video games. How can any man compete with Uganda Kuckles?

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feminists already found an excuse for that, and they seem to believe it!

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In other news: in china a bag of rice fell over.

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one might say that water is the essence of wetness

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And in other news, everyone who has ever drank Dihydrogen oxide has died

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My God, it must be banned! Those poor people, they had no idea! Ignorance is dangerous! Why isn't anyone doing something about this!?

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Posting from the grave, are ye

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I'm alive. You're alive, or at least were as of four hours ago. Billions of people who have drank DHMO are still alive.

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Explain why we're still alive?

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Did you know? In Sweden it is against the law to be a criminal

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Yea pretty much

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What game is that big titty heroine from?

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Street fighter 5

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As opposed to heroes with ridiculously large muscles?

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You hit the nail on the head, put more ridiculously buff ladies in video games you cowards

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And men with ridiculously large tits while we're at it

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Hell yea

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For the exact same reason you used it as the article's thumbnail.

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Well the men are hunks. How many gals would gladly fuck Snake from MGS?

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And even when they aren't the physical peak of muscle mountain, they are the sleek, incredibly handsome and swauve kind of guy, like joker.

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I mean I'm a guy and you'd have to be blind to ignore Solid Snakes Solid jucy dumper

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Yeah but the trade-off is alerting people to you wilde sexcapades when his cheeks are clapping loudly enough to alert security.

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Which snake? Solid Snake? Nah. Big Boss? hell yeah

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Big boss? Nah I prefer naked snake.

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Yeah naked Snake, but Big Boss circa MGS Peace Walker is also hot, but more emotionally distant probably

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Solidus had mechanical tentacle arms if you know what I'm gettin at...

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Not saying you’re wrong but I actually haven’t heard or seen any girls talk about getting turned on by male characters.

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Tbh, I hear more guys saying they would be gay for certain game characters. But that doesn't change the point really. Just funny

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Now? Wow this makes me laugh big tiddie game characters have been around a long time and I've always liked them even Lora Crofts triangles

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They bring up all the guys in street fighter look like all they eat is steroids?

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I don't think there are a lot of women and gay dudes who want to beef the 'gief, but I might be wrong.

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I'm personally not a fan. I'd rather see more realistic female heroins than big breasted ones. Not appealing to me.

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I can't actually think of a game that attempts to make me give a shit about the characters while also being very overtly about sex appeal?

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Then Mortal Kombat 11 is right up your alley.

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yeah, big breasted women can't be heroes!! :P (this was a joke, not a snarky comment)

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Haha I get it. My comment does seem like I'm saying that whoops.

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Because big breasted women doesn't exist IRL.

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don't

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Unpopular opinion here. I'm not a fan of comically large tits. Irl I like a c/d at most. Anything bigger is just not my thing.

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Not really an unpopular opinion but ok.

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luckily for you Japanese sexualise ANY kind of tits.

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U need atomic beauty mod for fallout 4..... Thank me later

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"Anything more than a handful...."

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... will not look so good once the missus gets older. So saggy.

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How is that an unpopular opinion? Personally it's more about the rest of the girl than just an arbitrary size. Some girls fit big tits.>

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>Some girls fit more modest boobies. Nothing wrong with either. I just really dislike obviously fake ones.

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I've said it before, and I'll say it once more: Sex sells.

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I look forward to the next time you say it, until we meet again....

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Venus of Willendorf tells me it’s been a selling point since there were people

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Sex sells what?

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It's really the only thing nature expects from us.

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I wish they’d be more diverse in the “sex sells” campaign though.

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Me, too. I like white, black, asian, AND hispanic big titty bitches

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Oh I meant body types, but yeah that too.

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Don't say men because a lot of women also like to draw big titted heroines.

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Example B -

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Ive found that women tend to notice/point out the size of other women breasts more than men. Mainly women who are self aware of their own.

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I'm a man and I just like to do heroins.

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Can confirm. I love a pair of big soft titties.

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Like a bag of sand

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I can also confirm

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It's funny because I'm a small breast enthusiast, and most of my female friends thought big breasts were the best thing on Earth. D:

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Big ones are definitely overrated

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"Anything bigger than a C cup and you risk spraining a thumb" - Some movie. D:

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I have a busty wife, who also appreciates being represented in media. And also appreciates a nice rack.

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I'm saying this because I'm a pervert but not casting an actress as a judge or such just because she has big breasts is still a dick move.

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What do they mean “now?”

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Well, there are lots of them now. There have always been, but there are lots now too.

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Also, are they really filled with big titty soft porn heroines?

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Less now then ever

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Even Chip's Challenge

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This century

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my exact reaction, also reinforces the whole nothing new, write actual news

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Yeah, Lara Croft's big ole triangle tits and lunchbox ass shall not be forgotten

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Is that why they say "eat that booty like groceries"?

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Precisely

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exactly, leather goddesses of phobos, Leisure Suit Larry, Tomb Raider, Elder scrolls Arena, i could go on and on with old games

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Guess everyone forgot about God of Wars favorite quicktime sexy time mini game....

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So many orbs

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Heavy metal: fakk (2 is Best)

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Oof those bitmap portraits of the ladies you talk to in Leisure Suit Larry.

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Old? U meant classics.. Right?

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"This mean is not available in your country"? The fuck? Also, classics generally are also old.

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How about now?

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Oh man that's another classic :)

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Hell, even Custer’s last stand for Atari.

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We don't talk about that game(?) ?

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???? The pixels!

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