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Feb 14, 2019 6:21 PM
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Makerofroads
What do you want to bet the doctor still got the wrong foot?
andaWoss
hwkns
With all the great content on the FP right now, this post is just a foot note.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
The feels are confused.
ZeMagicalPete
Here she is. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvFroKGvBjvALxCTFzZXL5w
HaplessCat
I wonder if nerve blocks or RFAs was out of the question? And would it exchange one diagnosis for another, such as phantom limb pain?
majinbuxl
That ankle looks fucked up
Acselos
This was the original plot for Footloose.
VIguy15
Things will get off on the right foot I’m sure
guardian19d
Really? On Valentine's Day?
ZeMagicalPete
Nope, few months ago https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvFroKGvBjvALxCTFzZXL5w
OMPundit
Hmmm I wanted my leg removed right above the knee for pain reasons, docs won’t do it. Wonder why they OK’d hers.
1CheekyMF
Dear Colorado, please stay the fuck out of the news, you're making us look weird
chinablue
Why not just severe some of the major nerve instead of cutting off?
Magpiebones
Hard to know if getting damage on numb leg, useless as a limb. Prosthetic allows walking again.
MarkPenrice
That seems a bit... radical. Can't they just resect whichever nerve is carrying the pain signals, seeing as thats essentially the cure here?
FaFaFaFoolin
2.5 hours for that? Gimme an axe and block, 10 seconds max. Look how long it took Vargo Hoat to remove Jaime Lannister's hand.
Takila
Do you get to keep the part they cut out? I'd store it in a jar of formaldehyde like in old school horror movies.
hammerall
She knew trouble was a foot. It was time to kick it.
Catbubbles
I actually know her in real life. She is an inspirational women.
dmendez199
Hmm, I'm not sure how to feel about that
GGCrono
My friend's first Facebook post following her amputation: "I LOST 5 POUNDS IN 2 HOURS WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK!"
scribetree
Podiatrists HATE her!
rezpawner
That's one hell of a decision to have to make.
dtleanne10
Especially when the phantom limb pain sets in after ?
nitrodragon54
Boy thats going to be a "ok so what the fuck was the point?" moment if it is really bad.
rezpawner
Yeah, I had similar pain for 3,5 years, but thankfully mine stopped. 13 is a long damn time though. Still...medical progress and all that...
Catbubbles
Here is her YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvFroKGvBjvALxCTFzZXL5w
thebomby
Why, fffs?
ZeMagicalPete
Watch https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvFroKGvBjvALxCTFzZXL5w
shortwarrior
Internet points
Magpiebones
It says it right on the article clipping?
GuacamoleMoleMolester
To put meat back on the menu.
AllyMo
Best (only) foot forward.
vanderhoff
This is the story of your red right ankle...
DelayedGandalf
And how it grew to meet your leg
BeerBatteredandBold
I was at a bar once, while a group was having a wake for their friends leg he lost hiking in the Springs.
TheSaucyCrumpet
Bit careless.
warslinger
Did he ever find it?
Tacosandclovers
Colorado people are something else
clintbacca
Yes, the Springs is terrifying. Stay away until I need to sell my house !
AyAyRonn
I understand forgetting your leg at home, but when I'm in the woods, I keep really good track of them.
Capn
Was it at Jack Quinn's?
orphanhammer3000
LOL
Sagerider
F%&*ing horses!
Treblaine
I guess just cutting the nerve wasn't practical to make the foot numb.
dinobots56
I have nerve damage in my pinky and ring finger I have no "feeling" but it still really hurts and is very very sensitive to cold.
bawtzki
I'm curious, would this affect the development/maintenance of the leg in any way? Or is it not advised because no pain receptors = hazard?
Treblaine
All I know is some people accidentally end up with a leg that has no sensation as the nerve connecting it to the spine was cut by an injury.
musicboxdoll
Yup, basically. See my comment above: it happens all the time with diabetics in later stages who lose sensation in their feet due to /1
musicboxdoll
diabetic polyneuropathy and poor circulation. They end up not noticing any wounds they contract like an infected toenail or so because /2
musicboxdoll
they don't feel it. The wounds fester and in many worst cases I've seen have to be amputated, especially if it's already spread up to the /3
musicboxdoll
footpad. That's why proper diabetic foot care is so important! This PSA is brought to you by your local resident, if you or someone you /4
Streptomyces
Loss of motor control so youd need a brace at all times or you would trip on your floppy foot. And also infection risk.
musicboxdoll
By just deadening the nerve ends there's a high risk of not noticing a later injury. Same with late-stage diabetics who have polyneuropathy.
Treblaine
I thought diabetics had other problems. Do paraplegics also get the same problems? Wait, they wouldn't be swinging their legs around...
musicboxdoll
Diabetics have a shitton ofproblems and most of them emerge only later in life. Can't speak for paraplegics, but most of them are p careful.
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
Yup. Heard a story about a guy in a wheelchair with no feeling in his legs. Ended up grinding his foot on the sidewalk for a mile, bloody.
Treblaine
ThaEnder
"Whoops, left the brake on."
bezobzira
healover
Oh man
SpecialProjectY
We can severe tiny parts of tissue from nerve reception. Nad a car accident when was 14, skull chipped down to lower nasal sinus, next 1/?
SpecialProjectY
day it immediately start to undergo necrosis due to infection, had indescribable pain along from front to back teeth. At first I was 2/?
SpecialProjectY
on ketoprofen without much help, morphine came next and then barb. Until they figured out what was wrong, necrosis took 0.5cm of bone 3/?
SpecialProjectY
along with damaged nerves. Could sense "static discharge" along the cheek and inside of mouth. Neurologist disabled nerves in that 4/?
BadPunsAplenty
Were they sole mates or arch enemies?
Brentox
GhettoMobeast
GET OUT
GdebMueller
Toetally nailed it
cr107
CidColetti
Oh fuck off. +1
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
You had me stumped there for a moment. But, I'll go out on a limb and say she gave the foot a leg up on life.
moonsaves
Better question is - did she have to foot the bill?
Commononsense
Yes. Normally costs an arm and a leg, so at least she got a good deal.
LabiaCrust
@MartynMage A punny trophy please lmao
MartynMage
Done and done!
VVulf
I guess now that she's been fixed there's no worry about having an ankle biter.
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
sleavejob
Shut the fuck up...+1
Harambaegel
Even the username checks out, you win!
ArtMadeofYourComment
Wrong. These aren't bad puns. The puns are pure, concentrated humor.
Harambaegel
I liked them. I meant it checked out so far as it actually contained the word pun
OddBrock
Seems like just plantar coworkers
DrivebyViktum
I'm upvoting this because that pun can go toe to toe with any pun here.
ConfederacyOfDunces
You heel
zebil
Take all the points...
nightripper
Punny stuff. @ExtraUpvote
ButDidYouDieTho
Oof.
ArtMadeofYourComment
Heel-arious!
LogicalAbsurdities
I don't know, but I think we might be both
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
i'm concerned that she decided to amputate it based solely on the pain it was causing her. I'd toetaly feel like a heel if i did that.
TheGhostofLouReed
They loved one another warts ‘n all.
laurenstill
Something is afoot...
MindRape
They started on the right foot but took the wrong steps.
FishstickPizza
For some reason I thought this would be about a guy getting his leg removed, and a woman penned a break up letter (to the guy) on the foot
uberarticuno
I thought her bf was the surgeon and she wanted to be knocked out before breaking up with him.
GreaterDog
I thought the girl was writing it to her SO, who would then catch the guillotine-amputated foot in a basket and read it
IWantToDie647
I thought it was going to be about her giving the severed foot to her boyfriend to break up with him.
QuackDodgers
Me too. Would've made it worth the read, don't know why stupid shit like this gets articles at all. Click bait FTL.
FoxyEllie
I thought she was gonna send her foot to her boyfriend as a breakup letter
floofnmeeps
Same here. Was confuzzled
5678910iloveyou
I thought she was gonna write a break up note to her man then give the foot to him once it was removed
Keyosu
I thought the same
Nimashisah
Same here... I was a lil confused until I read the post some more.
thefwank
That would be metal as FUCK.
kadaeux
AnalFistingPornStarLegendJhonnyShitKnuckles
Me fucking too. Would have been the coldest move since sub zero found out you could freeze people to death.