Let’s get friggen weird!

Jan 24, 2018 4:31 AM

iHansi

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:29 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Take it from me. I am #1 at booger pong.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dr. Seuss was a fucking puss hound

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but two is the shit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But array[0] is the first in a list.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did it change you to an even number?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[laughs in programmer]

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could also be odd and be number 7,172,031,605.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Logical fallacy. A strawberry is a fruit, but not all fruit are strawberries. You have to be odd to be #1, but not all odd numbers are 1.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Incorrect. "Could" does not imply necessity.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you, by any chance, one of those white girls with parity problems?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't even.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now listen closely. Here's a little lesson in trickery

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is going down in history

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What if I can't even?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“But being odd doesn’t mean you’re number one.” - me

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dont quote yourself. Just say the thing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't forget 3,5,7, and 9

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

9 is not Prime.......

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, fuck, I'm drunk. I got a comment confused with the post.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I must have had a little much too to make that mistake.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hegel, paraphrased: only the insane (who see the world as it is not) can change the world.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you have to be pizza to be numero uno.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have to be prime to be number two.

8 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

Thats the thing with sayings like these. They can be total BS. e.g.: "When not knowing where to sail to, all winds are useless" (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but "When not knowing where to sail to, all winds are useful" would also make sense!!! TL;DR: Sayings are BS

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh-huh-huh... Number two... Huh-huh-huh...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also 3,5,7,11,13,17...

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The prime of Azir? (ps. Fuck Moash)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Poor Elhokar.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know what's really funny is that this is posted by so many people that it's not really odd to be thinking this

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Except that there's a lot of pressure around everywhere for people to conform, especially in competitive environments where it applies most.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Wtf friendio! You just blew my little mind!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0