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Cat tax! Sir Henrik
misselfdestruct
I just gave you an upvote for your cat
airbornemonkey
Thank you!
returningtothetangentathand
A. How can I trust a source that can't spell "stories" B. Why would crocodiles ever stop galloping?
Feanor19
They are still fast fuckers though. Gonna take a stab in the dark and assume that it was a more oxygen rich environment with more mega fauna
Feanor19
As prey got smaller they adapted too. Assuming that artist rendition is mildly correct. Never seen them draw like that before
ShaunDreclin
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nanyatenyaa
One in five have a psychopathic TRAIT v one in five ARE identified psychopaths are way fucking different... I hate soft sciences.
FunAlternativeFact
You are fake news.
BloodyPussyFart
When I was in elementary school we called the skin on the back of our elbows our wenis
Themineturtle12
#18 I have this on my right ear
76Tromboners
nigga, i been jerkin' it with my left hand for four years and im still angry as fuck
MexicanDad
Why is this not top comment!? LOL
twofingerdoubletap
Pinched elbow immediately.
Revelant
Pinched it , felt nothing. :O
ShhhSecretSquirrel
Also called the weenis
DoublevBomb
Actually the turtleneck on your weenis is kind of like that too. You'd have to get extreme for it to feel pain (so don't).
IndecisiveSlacker
Remember: don't pinch other person's elbow.
billtopia
Pinched elbow, felt pain. Is it supposed to be compared to rest of body. I mean my forearm hurt worse, but there
billtopia
Was considerate amounts of pain.
MirinMyrtle
who else is sat pinching their elbows?
PascallsBookie
OK, the first one had me smiling: The word "boomslang" means "tree snake". So "Boomslang snake" means "Tree snake snake".
slothery
There's a juice shop called 'Jugo Juice'. Jugo is Spanish for juice, so the name means 'Juice Juice'.
JerrySoberman
Los Angeles Angels :|
mormacil
Latin name for wolf is Wolf Wolf, there tons of moronic animal names.
bunnynamednelson
Yeah, but the 'what the fuck fact' just had it wrong in this case. The snake's name is boomslang, not boomslang snake.
Axiim
Actually, my mom learned about the "High-Rise Cat" study while working as a vet in NYC. Turns out from about Floor 4 to 6, their chances 1/
Axiim
2/ of survival are massively decreased than between 1 and 3.... and 7 and 32. So a cat falling off the 11th floor was more likely to survive
Axiim
3/3 than a cat falling out of the 5th floor. Cats are weird
andergriff
never checked into the animal hospital. 3/3
Axiim
Oh i don't know. I only know what my mom would tell me stories of when i was younger lol
andergriff
i thought that result was because the people doing the tests were looking in animal hospitals and getting stats about which cats got 1/2
andergriff
injured from which heights, but the reason for their skewed results was that cats that fell from higher heights would just die and were 2/3
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
That fake fact one is gonna make me question every fact now
lintwizard
I don't believe you.
TheGuywithTehHat
Good. Never believe something without a credible source.
AdmJota
Which one? I wouldn't be surprised if *most* of these were fake.
Procrastinatinglikeaboss
32 years to hit over 400 pubs in one city? That seems like it took much longer than necessary.
OrionRed
List? What list? i thought YOU had the list!
adaylateandaeuroshort
not if they tasted the entire catalog of said pubs!What is the point to drink one beer after all?
HeroOfKvatch1
At least they took their time.
CuteThingsAreMyWeakness
dubbelu
Yeah man, I feel like I hit that many in my last pub crawl
Textuality
Taking 32 years, it means they went to a pub every 24 days or so. So roughly once every 4 weeks. That's pretty slow.
Lulabel73
But if a new pub opens they haven't completed their task.
quantumacolyte
They nearly finished in a few years, but took like a 30 year hiatus.
theshinobi23
Sauce? Or just guessing?
Redintegrate
One pub every 24.5 days?
poopnbananas
It was actually the whole country (I think)
IdDoJeremyClarkson
They didn't say how fast they would do it, just that they would do it.
BingBangBaroo
Filthy casuals.
peanutbubbles44
Also, the 32 years isn't even up. Math, bitches!
OrionRed
List? What list? i thought YOU had the list!
Mikozu
I'd say 2 months would be possible, drinking pints with average of 6% alcohol content. Any faster wouldn't possibly be enjoyable anymore.
aDapperBear
That's roughly 7 pints a day. Given that bars (America) open around lunch 11am and close around 2am, that would mean a pint every 1/2
aDapperBear
2.14 hours at a different pub. And we all know
Mikozu
But I averaged it at 10 pints a day with some rest days so it wouldn't feel that bad. Maybe a pace of 1,5 - 2 pints/h, a pint at lunch and
Mikozu
But I averaged it at 10 pints a day with some rest days so it wouldn't feel that bad. Maybe a pace of 1,5 - 2 pints/h, a pint at lunch and
Mikozu
the first three in an hour would make it quite(not really) consumer friendly.
theshinobi23
If they hit just 1 a week (without skipping holidays) that would've been done in under 10 years.
Yeoyo
And most people drink more than one beer in a night. You could pump out 5-12 pubs in a night depending on tolerance.
rosebushtree
May be too pissed to move
Yeoyo
And most people drink more than one beer in a night. You could pump out 5-12 pubs in a night depending on tolerance.
TerraformTrent
Not everyone can organize a visit to a pub every single week. Remember, they're a group of people, all with individual lives and schedules.
theshinobi23
I know. And not many would give up their holidays with their families for this pursuit. I was trying to show just that.
theshinobi23
At 1 per month, it would take 39 years and 8 months to hit all 476 they hit.
D1RE
They're aussies, I'd expect them to knock it out in an evening.
speedracerdvm
What they don't tell you is cats that fall from 1 to 2 stories have a significant mortality rate. The decreased mortality rate is called
CatOnAKeyboard
Interesting. Is it because they have less time to prepare the landing?
speedracerdvm
They think it is because they typically will void their bladders and will not try to brace for impact (ie land on their feet). So less organ
speedracerdvm
Damage and fewer broken bones
speedracerdvm
High rise syndrome. You actually learn about it in vet school.
elpher
I've heard it postulated that the high survival rate may have more to do with selection bias - obvious fatalities are not taken to the vet.
speedracerdvm
true and the inital study only involved like 26 cats and was a retrospective study. But, in the vet community, it is anecdotally accepted
elpher
Yeah I mean, it's a fun idea, but I doubt it would hold up to rigorous review or repetitive study.
speedracerdvm
Haha imagine vets dropping cats off building to see if they live.
BustyCrustacean
Australian pub crawl amateurs, need to come to the UK, it'll only take 3 years to hit 25,000 different pubs... that's not even all of them
SamArt53
WTF are you drinking? 25,000 pubs / 365 days = 68.49 pubs/day for one year. Divided by 3 years = 22.8 pubs per day for 3 years.
BustyCrustacean
https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2016/oct/21/worlds-longest-pub-crawl-maths-team-plots-route-between-every-pub-in-uk
BustyCrustacean
My mistake, I should have said two years.
SamArt53
The biggest drinkers I've ever met in my life were Australian navy. In the early 1970's - overseas. Damn, those dudes drank!!!
BustyCrustacean
It's always been Scandinavians or Russians who out-drank me... I think it's something to do with the cold and/or the lack of Sunlight.
SamArt53
Three years of driving time (actually 1,041 days) since it's 1 hr. average distance between pubs it'd take ( 53 days <3 years)without sleep.
BustyCrustacean
Lawd Jesus, it was a comment said in jest, their pub count is still super low, given that if I walk out of my house there are 5 within 100m.
SamArt53
BTW that's an awesome map!!!
BustyCrustacean
Possibly more
SamArt53
WOW you're right... serious drinkers there. Like coffee places in Seattle Washington. They seem to have 3X the amount as in California.
Drosophilamelanobastard
what the actual fuck #7 about .5 sec of critical thinking will tell you there could never be evidence that this is true. It makes me scream!
NZSheeps
But are you critically thinking, or just dreaming about it in your last 7 minutes....
BidonDhuile
depends if you had apple juice right before dying.
StAnonymous
7 minutes of brain activity, yes. What said brain activity is actually doing? No.
theshinobi23
Exactly. They could prove which parts of the brain are being active and make assumptions. But those are just assumptions and theories.
Drosophilamelanobastard
Also depends on how you die. You get yer head blown teh fek up your brain isn't doing 7 minutes of shite.
hurrdurr69
You pass out when your brain loses oxygen for a few seconds so somehow I doubt 7 minutes is possible
StAnonymous
Experiments done when guillotining people was still a thing showed the human heads of several criminals reacting to external stimuli //
StAnonymous
// up to seven and even sometimes 10 minutes after death. So long as brain and stem survive, your brain will keep going until it suffocates.
SirButcher
This is unbelievable. You lose consciousness in mere seconds when blood pressure fails. Brain need a HUGE amount of oxygen to work.
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Reaction to external stimuli /=/ uncoordinated electrical stimuli being released from the brain probably. Reacting is completely different
ShadowSinger
while you do lose consciousness after about a minute, it actually takes 5-7 minutes for brain tissue to die from lack of oxygen.
hurrdurr69
Ah I see. But does lack of death equal activity?
ShadowSinger
Yup, brain activity stops in the areas where the tissue dies. Ex, people who have had a stroke and can't move on one side of the body have 1
Drosophilamelanobastard
perhaps I am just a troll victim, but I really shutter to think someone will read and believe this kind of garbo.
canibFrank
Yes good point, but, "shudder" or "shutter?"
pragmatao
He blocks it out.
Drosophilamelanobastard
yeah lets go with that.
Drosophilamelanobastard
oh shit. I really take my english skills for granite ;)
canibFrank
the perfect reply. I should of guessed you weren't a native english speaker
Drosophilamelanobastard
I totes am though, just not a careful re-reader. also I was trying to be funny with "Granite" vs "granted" idk if that came through.
mickison
I fap with my non-dominant hand. Definitely helps my temper.
tellyourdogisaidhi
Did anyone else catch "Hairlem"?
Asteroidrules
Wonder if it was deliberate.
Snoron
Yup, then I ctrl+f to see if anyone else did and found you here :D
MeEmBot
I immediately jumped you comments to find this! Hahaha was it a joke or mistake?
bentheretoo
I read them all but the bleeding hole snake is the one that sticks with me.
ItsDarsh
It's okay it's wrong anyways, it does prevent coagulation but the bleeding from every pore thing is complete bullshit
Kynious123
And the picture isn't even a boonslang. It's a rattlesnake.... *cries and screams internally*
OriginaIPoster
I just thought of coating arrowheads and using it as a weapon
lilbriteyes
And I thought about a way to make a synthetic dilluted version to help with blood clots.... two types of people haha
lilbriteyes
Yours is so much cooler
DaithiUK
It doesn't kill people for like over a day according to wikipedia so your enemies have plenty of time for revenge.
OriginaIPoster
It reminds me of a poison from GOT where you spent so much time shitting yourself you couldn't fight back
LindseyMcKerrell
First pic isn't a boomslang? They are rear fanged
iknityounot
Also the coloration is off. Aren't Boomslangs supposed to be a vivid green?
lintwizard
Hot dang, you're right. I'm no herpetologist, but #1 looks like a diamondback rattlesnake. So the very first image we learned some bullshit.
Smilemoar
Not to mention such an effect is not even unique to that particular snake. :(
JaWannaKnow
I live in Carmel IN, fucking roundabouts here are out of control
TheSadCafe
Ha! Hi neighbor!
GeorgeRRZimmerman
I live in Kokomo, I realize how terrible I am at roundabouts every time I go to Carmel...
GoGoPowerRangersssZEEOOO
I actually enjoy the roundabouts. A lot of people are stupid and don't know how to use them, but my drives are so much shorter now
spartacus502
I can't tell if your comment is supportive of the roundabout or frustrated. Genuinely curious.
JaWannaKnow
Mostly they are ok, but some areas there are 5-6 of them n a quarter mile
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
I'm from Carmel too! Let's get together in person and browse usersub and eventually ignore each other
CarbonCello
Eyyy, Columbus here!
Escheron
I'm from Mass and our rotaries are just fine
maltwaterhopsyeast
Just drive and hope for the best
inthismomentffdp
I'm from Columbus. They are starting to put round about here. We even have them out on country roads
clutchthepearls
The first one they put in on Indianapolis Rd where you can't actually see anyone else because the middle area is elevated. Lol, dumbasses.
inthismomentffdp
They also have the one by the park that no one knows how to use. Lol
clutchthepearls
And yet the roundabouts are the least annoying part about Carmel.
IdRatherBeSkateboarding
True. I once was changing a flat in Carmel and a CPD officer stopped to "make sure I was okay" then proceeded to make fun of me the (1/2)
IdRatherBeSkateboarding
Entire time I was changing my tire. Made fun of my car, how I don't watch sports, my job, and how long it took (I have a shitty jack)
askjeeves28
Why is #5 a whatthefuck fact? "Black Dad tries to get his daughter to accept her hair "the way it is"". I know lots of girls have weaves 1/2
askjeeves28
But like this isnt a game changer 2/2
spookiebagels
Right? It definitely doesn't classify as WTF.
pixe1adrift
Idk my mind was BLOWN
glider070
#1: tree snake snake
TheBatman
Fuck Carmel IN. Pain in the ass. - from a fishers resident.
ravelingRuh
Fuck 116th!- Nobelsville resident!
TheBatman
I live off 116th/106th. Way better than 146th!
TheSadCafe
My best friend died at a stop sign when the other driver neglected to stop. I'm in favor of the roundabouts.
slitlily
The roundabouts are good! Just not, you know. Most of the rest of Carmel.
TheSadCafe
But they have square donuts and so much art! ;) I think it's a pretty cool city.
TheBatman
Yeah but everyone is so pretentious. I worked directly with the pretentious ones.
slitlily
It's more a large chunk of the residents than the actual town. Richmond had Square Donuts too, and Jack's donuts are better anyway.
TheSadCafe
Sure makes sense. Jack's definitely is good!!
slitlily
I'm biased because I grew up on Jack's, but there's one in Greenwood now. Go try 'em. Heaven.
TheSadCafe
Oh yes we go to Jack's about twice a month. Good donuts.
doomsdayaddams
Drink a ton of apple juice before bed. Be up all night peeing and, eventually, having cataclysmic diarrhea.
whatupmyknitters
https://media.giphy.com/media/xT5LMKQ9HkkDP1aRt6/giphy.gif
Stoneheartedlady
I get vivid dreams if I eat cheese. I think I'll stick with cheese.
impostersquall
dont threaten me with a good time
CatOnAKeyboard
It's also bad for your teeth to drink sour things before brushing them
Spookyghostmoccasins
Cataclysmic. Smooth and keen vocabulary usage. Sends therapeutic chills down my spine. Plus One.
Anowlbeadz
Could just be awesome vivid dreams of that stuff
Fert
I'll sleep on it.
RoastTheBroomstick69
I was going to say that. Apple juice is the devil
was821
Works with a bottle of water too
Germankipp
Yeah seriously, one glass is enough
DeathRowTomato
No real apple juice is clear like the one in the picture.
ImmortanTox
Diabetic Dreams
SederHishtalshelus
Crazy dream
o11c
And why the hell would I want *vivid* dreams?
doomsdayaddams
I regularly have bizarre but not unpleasant dreams. They amuse me as evidence of how very peculiar my unconscious mind is.
TheLetterKay
Vivid does not mean bad. I have vivid dreams because of my insomnia medication and they are usually awesome adventure that make me happy.
doomsdayaddams
I had to take oxycodone after surgery recently. My dreams became freaking novels, with subplots and everything. It was fun.
ohkayykayykayy
For a fun time
BuyMeBoozeAndWaffles
Is this The American Dream?
Lifestyleoftheridgeandthefamous
This, learned apple juice has a shit ton of indigestible sugar called sorbitol. Only way your body knows to get rid of it is to fill your
doomsdayaddams
I learned this when my older child had apple juice for the first time. Shudder.
Lifestyleoftheridgeandthefamous
My mom always made me add water before giving it to my younger siblings and I found out why the hard way.
Lifestyleoftheridgeandthefamous
Lower intestine with water.
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Doesn't apple juice have pectin in it?
Oatmealmaiden
Yes...
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
And that is suppose to stop diarrhea
pirate89RAWR
Not in that amount and combined with a lot of fructose, which ferments in your bowel, causing gas and diarrhea.
NuttierThanAJarOfGoobers
Ah well there ya go
pirate89RAWR
Also, commercial apple juice that's not cloudy has the pectin mostly or completely removed. Apple cider has pectin though.
LukeNukeEm
And wake up to a fresh diagnosis of type 2 diabetes!
doodybird
Seriously though. Drinking "tons" of apple juice right before bed can only be very very bad for your body.
PhotoADayForAYear
It's.. It's apple juice.. What the fuck are you drinking?
pirate89RAWR
Apples are extremely high in sugar. One Apple has 19 grams of sugar.
LukeNukeEm
Trojanlion
But will I still have vivid dreams?
NothingOfValueContributed
After you die from the diarrhea, sure, but that's a while different fact there.
Jowler
Why have vivid dreams when you have vivid diarrhea
boonognog
Why not both?
AQDoctor
unsung comment of the night
LordPratticus
And diabetes
TomSparky
I'm allergic to apple juice, so all that plus possible death.
doomsdayaddams
It's probably not worth it, then.
RupertR
Apple juice gives me cartman level gas
theIdris
Apples make me violently ill. I accidentally ate some on thanksgiving and threw up so hard I almost passed out. I was actually seeing stars
Slad77
Ugh that sucks! My Grandmother was this way when she ate strawberries and I get violently ill if I eat hemp seed.
theIdris
Thanks for the sympathy. I'm sorry for you and your grandma too, it sucks having a food that makes you so sick!
SvenGold
That's from the Double Dew
aduntoridas
Also, sugar before bed is bad for your waistline.
mifdsam
Common misconception. It doesn't matter when you ingest calories of any kind. All that matters is calories taken in vs calories expended
fafahl
Absolutely wrong : fat calories are barely metabolised, sugar calories are almost entirely metabolised
aduntoridas
[citation needed]. CICO is a good metric, but it's not the end of the story. Your body is not a 100%-efficient calorie-to-fat machine.
ColeTheBar
^ stuff like that is why I ignore anything health related on the internet. No one really knows the truth. You're all wrong to some degree.
NotAPervert
Cataclysmic diarrhea is my metal band name
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
DragonLordG
I think corn->popcorn and cucumber->pickle should also count for your list.
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
Good suggestions, now I have three!
DragonLordG
Aww, you didn't like Dough->cookie?
DoublevBomb
airbornemonkey
Sounds like a good time
einsteinisbae
OP knows what's up
Wilhod
Thats a nice "dream"
Chpgmr
the dream
doomsdayaddams
SirMora
DoublevBomb
I am obligated to always answer that gif, with this one: http://imgur.com/mZPEZFe (excludes chaining)
doomsdayaddams
Had not seen that. Thank you!
DoublevBomb
Sauce: https://youtu.be/uXmrXct1Taw (Girl with the Red Dragon Tattoo parody by Robot Chicken)
DoublevBomb
http://imgur.com/mvqKcql
Terrapin2190
Aww, I'll upvote ya buddy! I thought that picture was thoughtful. Lulz
DoublevBomb
Cool, thanks. I'm guessing people don't know who Rocko is, or how this reference is related.
blackcatmeow
#18 FUCKING FINALLY I'VE NEVER KNOW WHAT THIS WAS AND NO ONE ELSE I'VE MET HAS HAD IT I THOUGHT I WAS A MUTANT
Devastatin
You might have Beckwith Wiedemann Syndrome If you have ear pits. It has Fuck all to do with gills.
MyUsernameIsSecret
Thanks, now I need to check this Beckwith Wiedemaan Syndrome. First words on Google seem scary.
blackcatmeow
I'd rather be a fish person don't take this away from me
ChronoTimer
Having psychopathic traits doesn't make you a psychopath
mordain23
found the CEO
nutRtookmyusername
Still, sooo glad they are kept busy doing something
Anthraxwastaken
And you'd probably have to have some psychopathic traits to climb all the way to the top of a major corporation, and prison? Yeah, no shit
dietderpsy
A large amount of those people actually meet the criteria for a diagnosis, they don't just have 1 or two traits.
Anthraxwastaken
Then they should have said that
Nattodesu
While that's absolutely true, and self-reports are hard to corroborate, studies do actually show 15-20% of CEOs surveyed are psychopaths.
twofishtails
"Studies. Sigh.
Nattodesu
Which I actually think is a surprisingly low number, when you think about it. But as you said, there are probably more with traits.
dietderpsy
That is way above the rate of most professions.
Nattodesu
It is, for sure, but think about how cut-throat the business world is. It's built for psychopaths to succeed in.
twofishtails
You're totally talking off the top of your head, no offence.
dietderpsy
Same with politics, it is a place where people like that thrive.
BigFuzzyTroll
so did they fund a program to kill a bunch of people for 7 minutes, bring them back, and be like.. well???
ScottPilgrimVSTheIndians
There's a documentary about in on Netflix. It's called the OA.
elizardo
What Dreams May Come When Life Is Done?
rayeofsunshine
You need to read Revival by Stephen King. Then spend a few weeks forgetting you read that.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Dude. It fucked me up.
rayeofsunshine
Found an ant in my car yesterday. Put it out nicely. Did not kill it. Jeez.
eyaka
Whoever wrote that is a cunt
DoesItLookLikeIGiveAFuck2756
What if the person takes a bullet through the head. They miss out hey?
idelta777
They still dream but there's a hole in the middle of the picture.
ScryForSciFi
MaladaptedMedic
Yeah, that one was false.I've seen people die.The brain is physically incapable of staying alive for 7 minutes if your heart can't get blood
JayEnfield
There are some accounts from the guillotines of severed heads having a few seconds of function after separation.
noirthesable
EMT?
MaladaptedMedic
Yup
ImGladWeHadThisChat
Nah, serial killer
MasterNateT
He's a CEO.
akki14
You retain 7 minutes of conciousness from the remaining blood in your head. Source: a surgeon speaking at Hunterian museum, London, UK.
MaladaptedMedic
I don't know as much about the brain as a surgeon, but... Without blood FLOW (no blood flow if dead), you have MAX about 3minutes
akki14
(i r not the surgeon, i was just there when he was giving the talk on decapitation)
randomdrifter54
It's fun though I like playing find the fake ones. Or true ones if they are utterly redicalous. Then you get the answers and crazy people in
randomdrifter54
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Flyndaran
Not even slightly correct as more than one person has been brought back after longer, admittedly from very cold water.
MaladaptedMedic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_reflex. Correct, however in that case, you're not dead.
VonOhlnhausen
Not so fast, studies have been done by dutch scientists on lab rats. The rats after decapitation registered on EEGs for four seconds.
VonOhlnhausen
A human head averages around 11 pounds, extrapolate from a rat's few grams and it may well be a much longer and more horrifying experience.
BlakeTortilla
its actually the opposite. Because the human brain is so large, it needs WAY more energy. You will not stay for 7 more minutes.
MrsHarryDresden
http://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2016/04/dying-death-brain-dead-body-consciousness-science/
MisterLemons
Considering how much oxygen the brain needs to actually function...
MoxnesMonster6
I believe there was a scientist on death row who was beheaded and his brain showed activity for several minutes. Maybe that's the origin?
DidItForScience
In what year and what country was this?
likeimfromcorklike
Could very much be wrong here but I heard that there were a lot of experiments on people guillotined and how long they responded.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
"Experiments" were literally grabbing the head and shouting at it to see if it moved.
likeimfromcorklike
I think the person's name was called from either side of their head and they kept doing it until it stopped looking to the side it came from
ScottPilgrimVSTheIndians
There's a documentary about in on Netflix. It's called the OA.
DidItForScience
How the hell could they even know what people were dreaming?
kittycaitxo
The OA
unpopularopinionlord
Perhaps they are looking at an EKG which can monitor the brain activity. Whether they know what is happening is tenuous.
akki14
*EEG. EKG is electro Kardio(thanks german) Gram.
unpopularopinionlord
Oops. My fault. Thanks for the correction.
canibFrank
That's the experiment that we need to do.
aUsername85
You volunteering?
canibFrank
Maybe a computer simulation first then we test it on animals.
Fheuef
The point of being dead is that your brain no longer works. So you can't dream if your brain is broken. This one is NOT a fact.
Iwrite2
What if the person had Alzheimer's before they died? Would they still dream like that?
notme222
Yes. A couple medical students, led by Kiefer Sutherland and Kevin Bacon.
SirShanksAlot
HA! That one went waaaaaaaaaay back.
PatronSaintofKillers
Reboot coming this year http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2039338/?ref_=nv_sr_1
CClop
At least there's Ellen Page. And Keifer's back. But really, why.
PatronSaintofKillers
Yeah, I don't get it either. It's not like the original made a lot of money or anything. Hollywood literally has no new ideas anymore
CClop
They should instead take random movies and make 5 seasons TV Series with them! Makes sense right!?
5xAcademyAwardWinnerKirkLazarus
http://imgur.com/XS5LK
CuteThingsAreMyWeakness
sick reference bro
CurtGoBang
Flatliners, bro
babyacid
Inspired the Orpheus RPG yo.
ImNotGayBut20BucksIs20Bucks
What happened the ones that exceeded 7 minutes?
kaarbaak1337
Elected President
wafflestompa
They became an imgurian.
Promethianfire
They died.
OverMyDadBody
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Nimits
I got to that one and stopped reading.. it's so full of bullshit.
LucynEthelWoolf
Do not ruin it for me..... I am already scared of dying, scared shit less. It gave me some peace to look forward to when I die.
StarkRG
Some of them are true, some are false, this was the falsest one of all.
TheMexicanStaringFrog0fSouthernSriLanka
Yup same
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
"Facts"
GuacuaMan
All I checked were true. I didnt check all of them, but a couple.
idontunderstandwhyineedtomakeausername
CatBlaster5000
anger management http://www.psychologicalscience.org/news/releases/want-to-limit-aggression-practice-self-control.html#.WNvop1XysdV
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
I'M VERY CALM!
DrJoint420
said the opinionated monkey that didn't check any of these. All are true. Facts.
ThePoorWarrior
23 is true. I almost bought one of those houses in Avalon. I lived in both areas and thought it was weird as shit that you had to go so far.
AlmostScientist
The ones about peregrine falcons and crocodiles are true
McNaldos
There was a type of crocodile like that, but most were like they are now.
AlmostScientist
Yeah, they're also extinct
Metals4J
3) alternator, the mechanic showed me how to hypnotize chickens by demonstrating on one that was running around the shop. He held its...
GoGoPowerRangersssZEEOOO
The Carmel, IN roundabout one is true. Sauce: I live there. Fuck traffic lights
PubeFace
Fuck those roundabouts. Used to hate driving thru there when I was in Indy for work
TinySnek
Howdy, neighbor!
wherearemytesticles
As a European, fuck roundabouts too.
Dravit
We have loads of roundabouts in the UK and they work well. So they've started putting traffic lights on them to fuck them up.
Adunadain
Good Ol'Carmel Empire! Lived there 20 years. The picture there was of main and Hazel! Pizzology is the shit!!!!!
slitlily
Yeah but fuck Carmel, seriously.
imnotheretopostshit
Yep. Can confirm.
TheMistaEpic
Westfielder here, fuck Carmel
MSFacePaint
Carmel has a nice Burger joint though
GoGoPowerRangersssZEEOOO
Bubs? It's the tits
MSFacePaint
Yea Bubs! Expensive as hell though
sharkhugs
Even if #13 isn't true it's funny as hell
Metals4J
1) I don't know about all, but the one about hypnotizing a chicken is true. My car broke down on my way back to college one time. A local...
MyHouseOnMars
#28 - Kaprosuchus.
Metals4J
2) mechanic came to the rescue. He towed my car back to the shop in the middle of no where. While I waited for one guy to replace my...
Metals4J
4) head to the ground and drew a straight line in the dirt toward its face with a stick. When he let go, the chicken stayed still and...
lncorrectGrammerNazi
*terms and conditions apply*
Metals4J
5) didn't move for several minutes. Then something else caught its attention and it ran away. Crazy stuff. That was near Cuba, MO.
mc6riff
Wait, Cuba is a city and a country?
Metals4J
Oh yes indeed. There's also: Mexico, Missouri; Brazil, Indiana; Russia, Ohio; Peru, Indiana; Sweden, New York; Denmark, Wisconsin...