You gonna learn today.

Mar 28, 2017 11:38 PM

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Cat tax! Sir Henrik

I just gave you an upvote for your cat

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A. How can I trust a source that can't spell "stories" B. Why would crocodiles ever stop galloping?

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

They are still fast fuckers though. Gonna take a stab in the dark and assume that it was a more oxygen rich environment with more mega fauna

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As prey got smaller they adapted too. Assuming that artist rendition is mildly correct. Never seen them draw like that before

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

[citation needed] [citation needed] [citation needed] [citation needed] [citation needed] [citation needed] [citation needed]

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

One in five have a psychopathic TRAIT v one in five ARE identified psychopaths are way fucking different... I hate soft sciences.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You are fake news.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When I was in elementary school we called the skin on the back of our elbows our wenis

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#18 I have this on my right ear

6 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

nigga, i been jerkin' it with my left hand for four years and im still angry as fuck

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

Why is this not top comment!? LOL

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pinched elbow immediately.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Pinched it , felt nothing. :O

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also called the weenis

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually the turtleneck on your weenis is kind of like that too. You'd have to get extreme for it to feel pain (so don't).

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Remember: don't pinch other person's elbow.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pinched elbow, felt pain. Is it supposed to be compared to rest of body. I mean my forearm hurt worse, but there

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Was considerate amounts of pain.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

who else is sat pinching their elbows?

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

OK, the first one had me smiling: The word "boomslang" means "tree snake". So "Boomslang snake" means "Tree snake snake".

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

There's a juice shop called 'Jugo Juice'. Jugo is Spanish for juice, so the name means 'Juice Juice'.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Los Angeles Angels :|

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Latin name for wolf is Wolf Wolf, there tons of moronic animal names.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but the 'what the fuck fact' just had it wrong in this case. The snake's name is boomslang, not boomslang snake.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, my mom learned about the "High-Rise Cat" study while working as a vet in NYC. Turns out from about Floor 4 to 6, their chances 1/

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2/ of survival are massively decreased than between 1 and 3.... and 7 and 32. So a cat falling off the 11th floor was more likely to survive

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3/3 than a cat falling out of the 5th floor. Cats are weird

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

never checked into the animal hospital. 3/3

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh i don't know. I only know what my mom would tell me stories of when i was younger lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i thought that result was because the people doing the tests were looking in animal hospitals and getting stats about which cats got 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

injured from which heights, but the reason for their skewed results was that cats that fell from higher heights would just die and were 2/3

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That fake fact one is gonna make me question every fact now

9 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I don't believe you.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good. Never believe something without a credible source.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which one? I wouldn't be surprised if *most* of these were fake.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

32 years to hit over 400 pubs in one city? That seems like it took much longer than necessary.

9 years ago | Likes 495 Dislikes 5

List? What list? i thought YOU had the list!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not if they tasted the entire catalog of said pubs!What is the point to drink one beer after all?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least they took their time.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 237 Dislikes 2

Yeah man, I feel like I hit that many in my last pub crawl

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Taking 32 years, it means they went to a pub every 24 days or so. So roughly once every 4 weeks. That's pretty slow.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But if a new pub opens they haven't completed their task.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

They nearly finished in a few years, but took like a 30 year hiatus.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Sauce? Or just guessing?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

One pub every 24.5 days?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was actually the whole country (I think)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

They didn't say how fast they would do it, just that they would do it.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Filthy casuals.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also, the 32 years isn't even up. Math, bitches!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

List? What list? i thought YOU had the list!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd say 2 months would be possible, drinking pints with average of 6% alcohol content. Any faster wouldn't possibly be enjoyable anymore.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That's roughly 7 pints a day. Given that bars (America) open around lunch 11am and close around 2am, that would mean a pint every 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2.14 hours at a different pub. And we all know

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I averaged it at 10 pints a day with some rest days so it wouldn't feel that bad. Maybe a pace of 1,5 - 2 pints/h, a pint at lunch and

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I averaged it at 10 pints a day with some rest days so it wouldn't feel that bad. Maybe a pace of 1,5 - 2 pints/h, a pint at lunch and

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the first three in an hour would make it quite(not really) consumer friendly.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they hit just 1 a week (without skipping holidays) that would've been done in under 10 years.

9 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 0

And most people drink more than one beer in a night. You could pump out 5-12 pubs in a night depending on tolerance.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

May be too pissed to move

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And most people drink more than one beer in a night. You could pump out 5-12 pubs in a night depending on tolerance.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not everyone can organize a visit to a pub every single week. Remember, they're a group of people, all with individual lives and schedules.

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

I know. And not many would give up their holidays with their families for this pursuit. I was trying to show just that.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

At 1 per month, it would take 39 years and 8 months to hit all 476 they hit.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

They're aussies, I'd expect them to knock it out in an evening.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What they don't tell you is cats that fall from 1 to 2 stories have a significant mortality rate. The decreased mortality rate is called

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Interesting. Is it because they have less time to prepare the landing?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

They think it is because they typically will void their bladders and will not try to brace for impact (ie land on their feet). So less organ

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Damage and fewer broken bones

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

High rise syndrome. You actually learn about it in vet school.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I've heard it postulated that the high survival rate may have more to do with selection bias - obvious fatalities are not taken to the vet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

true and the inital study only involved like 26 cats and was a retrospective study. But, in the vet community, it is anecdotally accepted

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yeah I mean, it's a fun idea, but I doubt it would hold up to rigorous review or repetitive study.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha imagine vets dropping cats off building to see if they live.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Australian pub crawl amateurs, need to come to the UK, it'll only take 3 years to hit 25,000 different pubs... that's not even all of them

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

WTF are you drinking? 25,000 pubs / 365 days = 68.49 pubs/day for one year. Divided by 3 years = 22.8 pubs per day for 3 years.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My mistake, I should have said two years.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The biggest drinkers I've ever met in my life were Australian navy. In the early 1970's - overseas. Damn, those dudes drank!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's always been Scandinavians or Russians who out-drank me... I think it's something to do with the cold and/or the lack of Sunlight.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Three years of driving time (actually 1,041 days) since it's 1 hr. average distance between pubs it'd take ( 53 days <3 years)without sleep.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lawd Jesus, it was a comment said in jest, their pub count is still super low, given that if I walk out of my house there are 5 within 100m.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BTW that's an awesome map!!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Possibly more

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WOW you're right... serious drinkers there. Like coffee places in Seattle Washington. They seem to have 3X the amount as in California.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what the actual fuck #7 about .5 sec of critical thinking will tell you there could never be evidence that this is true. It makes me scream!

9 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 5

But are you critically thinking, or just dreaming about it in your last 7 minutes....

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

depends if you had apple juice right before dying.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

7 minutes of brain activity, yes. What said brain activity is actually doing? No.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

Exactly. They could prove which parts of the brain are being active and make assumptions. But those are just assumptions and theories.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Also depends on how you die. You get yer head blown teh fek up your brain isn't doing 7 minutes of shite.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

You pass out when your brain loses oxygen for a few seconds so somehow I doubt 7 minutes is possible

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Experiments done when guillotining people was still a thing showed the human heads of several criminals reacting to external stimuli //

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

// up to seven and even sometimes 10 minutes after death. So long as brain and stem survive, your brain will keep going until it suffocates.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This is unbelievable. You lose consciousness in mere seconds when blood pressure fails. Brain need a HUGE amount of oxygen to work.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reaction to external stimuli /=/ uncoordinated electrical stimuli being released from the brain probably. Reacting is completely different

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

while you do lose consciousness after about a minute, it actually takes 5-7 minutes for brain tissue to die from lack of oxygen.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah I see. But does lack of death equal activity?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup, brain activity stops in the areas where the tissue dies. Ex, people who have had a stroke and can't move on one side of the body have 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

perhaps I am just a troll victim, but I really shutter to think someone will read and believe this kind of garbo.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yes good point, but, "shudder" or "shutter?"

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He blocks it out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah lets go with that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh shit. I really take my english skills for granite ;)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the perfect reply. I should of guessed you weren't a native english speaker

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I totes am though, just not a careful re-reader. also I was trying to be funny with "Granite" vs "granted" idk if that came through.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fap with my non-dominant hand. Definitely helps my temper.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did anyone else catch "Hairlem"?

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Wonder if it was deliberate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup, then I ctrl+f to see if anyone else did and found you here :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I immediately jumped you comments to find this! Hahaha was it a joke or mistake?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read them all but the bleeding hole snake is the one that sticks with me.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's okay it's wrong anyways, it does prevent coagulation but the bleeding from every pore thing is complete bullshit

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And the picture isn't even a boonslang. It's a rattlesnake.... *cries and screams internally*

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I just thought of coating arrowheads and using it as a weapon

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And I thought about a way to make a synthetic dilluted version to help with blood clots.... two types of people haha

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yours is so much cooler

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't kill people for like over a day according to wikipedia so your enemies have plenty of time for revenge.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It reminds me of a poison from GOT where you spent so much time shitting yourself you couldn't fight back

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First pic isn't a boomslang? They are rear fanged

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Also the coloration is off. Aren't Boomslangs supposed to be a vivid green?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hot dang, you're right. I'm no herpetologist, but #1 looks like a diamondback rattlesnake. So the very first image we learned some bullshit.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not to mention such an effect is not even unique to that particular snake. :(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in Carmel IN, fucking roundabouts here are out of control

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Ha! Hi neighbor!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in Kokomo, I realize how terrible I am at roundabouts every time I go to Carmel...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually enjoy the roundabouts. A lot of people are stupid and don't know how to use them, but my drives are so much shorter now

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I can't tell if your comment is supportive of the roundabout or frustrated. Genuinely curious.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mostly they are ok, but some areas there are 5-6 of them n a quarter mile

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm from Carmel too! Let's get together in person and browse usersub and eventually ignore each other

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eyyy, Columbus here!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm from Mass and our rotaries are just fine

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just drive and hope for the best

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm from Columbus. They are starting to put round about here. We even have them out on country roads

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The first one they put in on Indianapolis Rd where you can't actually see anyone else because the middle area is elevated. Lol, dumbasses.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They also have the one by the park that no one knows how to use. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet the roundabouts are the least annoying part about Carmel.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True. I once was changing a flat in Carmel and a CPD officer stopped to "make sure I was okay" then proceeded to make fun of me the (1/2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Entire time I was changing my tire. Made fun of my car, how I don't watch sports, my job, and how long it took (I have a shitty jack)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is #5 a whatthefuck fact? "Black Dad tries to get his daughter to accept her hair "the way it is"". I know lots of girls have weaves 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

But like this isnt a game changer 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Right? It definitely doesn't classify as WTF.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Idk my mind was BLOWN

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1: tree snake snake

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fuck Carmel IN. Pain in the ass. - from a fishers resident.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck 116th!- Nobelsville resident!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I live off 116th/106th. Way better than 146th!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My best friend died at a stop sign when the other driver neglected to stop. I'm in favor of the roundabouts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The roundabouts are good! Just not, you know. Most of the rest of Carmel.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But they have square donuts and so much art! ;) I think it's a pretty cool city.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but everyone is so pretentious. I worked directly with the pretentious ones.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's more a large chunk of the residents than the actual town. Richmond had Square Donuts too, and Jack's donuts are better anyway.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure makes sense. Jack's definitely is good!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm biased because I grew up on Jack's, but there's one in Greenwood now. Go try 'em. Heaven.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yes we go to Jack's about twice a month. Good donuts.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drink a ton of apple juice before bed. Be up all night peeing and, eventually, having cataclysmic diarrhea.

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I get vivid dreams if I eat cheese. I think I'll stick with cheese.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dont threaten me with a good time

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's also bad for your teeth to drink sour things before brushing them

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cataclysmic. Smooth and keen vocabulary usage. Sends therapeutic chills down my spine. Plus One.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Could just be awesome vivid dreams of that stuff

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll sleep on it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was going to say that. Apple juice is the devil

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Works with a bottle of water too

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah seriously, one glass is enough

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No real apple juice is clear like the one in the picture.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Diabetic Dreams

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Crazy dream

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And why the hell would I want *vivid* dreams?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I regularly have bizarre but not unpleasant dreams. They amuse me as evidence of how very peculiar my unconscious mind is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vivid does not mean bad. I have vivid dreams because of my insomnia medication and they are usually awesome adventure that make me happy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had to take oxycodone after surgery recently. My dreams became freaking novels, with subplots and everything. It was fun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a fun time

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this The American Dream?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This, learned apple juice has a shit ton of indigestible sugar called sorbitol. Only way your body knows to get rid of it is to fill your

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I learned this when my older child had apple juice for the first time. Shudder.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom always made me add water before giving it to my younger siblings and I found out why the hard way.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lower intestine with water.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Doesn't apple juice have pectin in it?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And that is suppose to stop diarrhea

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Not in that amount and combined with a lot of fructose, which ferments in your bowel, causing gas and diarrhea.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah well there ya go

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, commercial apple juice that's not cloudy has the pectin mostly or completely removed. Apple cider has pectin though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And wake up to a fresh diagnosis of type 2 diabetes!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Seriously though. Drinking "tons" of apple juice right before bed can only be very very bad for your body.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's.. It's apple juice.. What the fuck are you drinking?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Apples are extremely high in sugar. One Apple has 19 grams of sugar.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

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But will I still have vivid dreams?

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

After you die from the diarrhea, sure, but that's a while different fact there.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why have vivid dreams when you have vivid diarrhea

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Why not both?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

unsung comment of the night

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And diabetes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm allergic to apple juice, so all that plus possible death.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's probably not worth it, then.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apple juice gives me cartman level gas

9 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Apples make me violently ill. I accidentally ate some on thanksgiving and threw up so hard I almost passed out. I was actually seeing stars

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ugh that sucks! My Grandmother was this way when she ate strawberries and I get violently ill if I eat hemp seed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the sympathy. I'm sorry for you and your grandma too, it sucks having a food that makes you so sick!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's from the Double Dew

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Also, sugar before bed is bad for your waistline.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Common misconception. It doesn't matter when you ingest calories of any kind. All that matters is calories taken in vs calories expended

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Absolutely wrong : fat calories are barely metabolised, sugar calories are almost entirely metabolised

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

[citation needed]. CICO is a good metric, but it's not the end of the story. Your body is not a 100%-efficient calorie-to-fat machine.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

^ stuff like that is why I ignore anything health related on the internet. No one really knows the truth. You're all wrong to some degree.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cataclysmic diarrhea is my metal band name

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think corn->popcorn and cucumber->pickle should also count for your list.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good suggestions, now I have three!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aww, you didn't like Dough->cookie?

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Sounds like a good time

9 years ago | Likes 391 Dislikes 6

OP knows what's up

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats a nice "dream"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the dream

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I am obligated to always answer that gif, with this one: http://imgur.com/mZPEZFe (excludes chaining)

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Had not seen that. Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sauce: https://youtu.be/uXmrXct1Taw (Girl with the Red Dragon Tattoo parody by Robot Chicken)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/mvqKcql

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Aww, I'll upvote ya buddy! I thought that picture was thoughtful. Lulz

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cool, thanks. I'm guessing people don't know who Rocko is, or how this reference is related.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#18 FUCKING FINALLY I'VE NEVER KNOW WHAT THIS WAS AND NO ONE ELSE I'VE MET HAS HAD IT I THOUGHT I WAS A MUTANT

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You might have Beckwith Wiedemann Syndrome If you have ear pits. It has Fuck all to do with gills.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Thanks, now I need to check this Beckwith Wiedemaan Syndrome. First words on Google seem scary.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd rather be a fish person don't take this away from me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having psychopathic traits doesn't make you a psychopath

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

found the CEO

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still, sooo glad they are kept busy doing something

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you'd probably have to have some psychopathic traits to climb all the way to the top of a major corporation, and prison? Yeah, no shit

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

A large amount of those people actually meet the criteria for a diagnosis, they don't just have 1 or two traits.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then they should have said that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While that's absolutely true, and self-reports are hard to corroborate, studies do actually show 15-20% of CEOs surveyed are psychopaths.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Studies. Sigh.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which I actually think is a surprisingly low number, when you think about it. But as you said, there are probably more with traits.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is way above the rate of most professions.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is, for sure, but think about how cut-throat the business world is. It's built for psychopaths to succeed in.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're totally talking off the top of your head, no offence.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same with politics, it is a place where people like that thrive.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so did they fund a program to kill a bunch of people for 7 minutes, bring them back, and be like.. well???

9 years ago | Likes 597 Dislikes 3

There's a documentary about in on Netflix. It's called the OA.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What Dreams May Come When Life Is Done?

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You need to read Revival by Stephen King. Then spend a few weeks forgetting you read that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude. It fucked me up.

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Found an ant in my car yesterday. Put it out nicely. Did not kill it. Jeez.

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Whoever wrote that is a cunt

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What if the person takes a bullet through the head. They miss out hey?

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

They still dream but there's a hole in the middle of the picture.

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Yeah, that one was false.I've seen people die.The brain is physically incapable of staying alive for 7 minutes if your heart can't get blood

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There are some accounts from the guillotines of severed heads having a few seconds of function after separation.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

EMT?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yup

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah, serial killer

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

He's a CEO.

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You retain 7 minutes of conciousness from the remaining blood in your head. Source: a surgeon speaking at Hunterian museum, London, UK.

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I don't know as much about the brain as a surgeon, but... Without blood FLOW (no blood flow if dead), you have MAX about 3minutes

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(i r not the surgeon, i was just there when he was giving the talk on decapitation)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's fun though I like playing find the fake ones. Or true ones if they are utterly redicalous. Then you get the answers and crazy people in

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Not even slightly correct as more than one person has been brought back after longer, admittedly from very cold water.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_reflex. Correct, however in that case, you're not dead.

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Not so fast, studies have been done by dutch scientists on lab rats. The rats after decapitation registered on EEGs for four seconds.

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A human head averages around 11 pounds, extrapolate from a rat's few grams and it may well be a much longer and more horrifying experience.

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its actually the opposite. Because the human brain is so large, it needs WAY more energy. You will not stay for 7 more minutes.

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Considering how much oxygen the brain needs to actually function...

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I believe there was a scientist on death row who was beheaded and his brain showed activity for several minutes. Maybe that's the origin?

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In what year and what country was this?

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Could very much be wrong here but I heard that there were a lot of experiments on people guillotined and how long they responded.

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"Experiments" were literally grabbing the head and shouting at it to see if it moved.

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I think the person's name was called from either side of their head and they kept doing it until it stopped looking to the side it came from

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There's a documentary about in on Netflix. It's called the OA.

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How the hell could they even know what people were dreaming?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The OA

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Perhaps they are looking at an EKG which can monitor the brain activity. Whether they know what is happening is tenuous.

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*EEG. EKG is electro Kardio(thanks german) Gram.

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Oops. My fault. Thanks for the correction.

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That's the experiment that we need to do.

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You volunteering?

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Maybe a computer simulation first then we test it on animals.

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The point of being dead is that your brain no longer works. So you can't dream if your brain is broken. This one is NOT a fact.

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What if the person had Alzheimer's before they died? Would they still dream like that?

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Yes. A couple medical students, led by Kiefer Sutherland and Kevin Bacon.

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HA! That one went waaaaaaaaaay back.

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Reboot coming this year http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2039338/?ref_=nv_sr_1

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At least there's Ellen Page. And Keifer's back. But really, why.

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Yeah, I don't get it either. It's not like the original made a lot of money or anything. Hollywood literally has no new ideas anymore

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They should instead take random movies and make 5 seasons TV Series with them! Makes sense right!?

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sick reference bro

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Flatliners, bro

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Inspired the Orpheus RPG yo.

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What happened the ones that exceeded 7 minutes?

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Elected President

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They became an imgurian.

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They died.

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ded

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I got to that one and stopped reading.. it's so full of bullshit.

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Do not ruin it for me..... I am already scared of dying, scared shit less. It gave me some peace to look forward to when I die.

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Some of them are true, some are false, this was the falsest one of all.

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"Facts"

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All I checked were true. I didnt check all of them, but a couple.

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said the opinionated monkey that didn't check any of these. All are true. Facts.

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23 is true. I almost bought one of those houses in Avalon. I lived in both areas and thought it was weird as shit that you had to go so far.

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The ones about peregrine falcons and crocodiles are true

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There was a type of crocodile like that, but most were like they are now.

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Yeah, they're also extinct

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3) alternator, the mechanic showed me how to hypnotize chickens by demonstrating on one that was running around the shop. He held its...

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The Carmel, IN roundabout one is true. Sauce: I live there. Fuck traffic lights

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Fuck those roundabouts. Used to hate driving thru there when I was in Indy for work

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Howdy, neighbor!

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As a European, fuck roundabouts too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We have loads of roundabouts in the UK and they work well. So they've started putting traffic lights on them to fuck them up.

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Good Ol'Carmel Empire! Lived there 20 years. The picture there was of main and Hazel! Pizzology is the shit!!!!!

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Yeah but fuck Carmel, seriously.

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Yep. Can confirm.

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Westfielder here, fuck Carmel

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Carmel has a nice Burger joint though

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Bubs? It's the tits

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Yea Bubs! Expensive as hell though

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Even if #13 isn't true it's funny as hell

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1) I don't know about all, but the one about hypnotizing a chicken is true. My car broke down on my way back to college one time. A local...

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#28 - Kaprosuchus.

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2) mechanic came to the rescue. He towed my car back to the shop in the middle of no where. While I waited for one guy to replace my...

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4) head to the ground and drew a straight line in the dirt toward its face with a stick. When he let go, the chicken stayed still and...

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 5

*terms and conditions apply*

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5) didn't move for several minutes. Then something else caught its attention and it ran away. Crazy stuff. That was near Cuba, MO.

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Wait, Cuba is a city and a country?

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Oh yes indeed. There's also: Mexico, Missouri; Brazil, Indiana; Russia, Ohio; Peru, Indiana; Sweden, New York; Denmark, Wisconsin...

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