UsoppWagomu
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Jan 2, 2015 7:47 AM
UsoppWagomu
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recursivealgorithm
A bloodble bath
xZero13x
practice fuse
IfYouAreLookingForTheLochnessMonster
GUYS DONT YOU SEE THAT OP IS DED!!!
diar
I'm on the toilet while browsing, this one LITERALLY made me piss myself!
mooseltoe
As a grenade expert phd, that greande is not live. srsly. I think this might be a hoax
ordohereticusinquisitor
Blue handle = Dummy.
Wakborder517
Wow, a real life grenade expert phd. That's SO cool
WhatMyHeartHeld
Guise. Srsly.
Mothergooch
Don't worry, cybercy. I see what you did there.
mooseltoe
Thnank fucking god someone did. Jesus....
Mothergooch
I'm no war lifeguard, but "grenade expert phd" was the giveaway.
iwanttobealurkerbutcant
I know its not live but is it alive oh PhD grande expert?
idontknowwhatyouwantfromme
IT'S FINE! its training grenade. See the whole in the bottom? He fine... i hope...
Imghurrr
What you're saying he didn't kill himself for a joke? Naww
BriBriTheShyGuy
A guy I went to basic with had some shrapnel from the fuse get stuck in his hand
MillerLitesaber
I thought the same thing. I have the exact same model
nirduwelle
Training grenades are blue. The screw hole in the bottom is the fill hole for the TNT. Which has already been removed.
TheLastBattlestar
It's an old dummy one. Probably from the WWII era when they actually used that model.
Krakencrotch
http://prntscr.com/5nyu5e
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
I thought everything practice was painted blue? As you pointed out though, the primer is not present, so it could be a live but safe one.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
I can confirm that blue handles indicate training grenades. Source: I have one.
idontknowwhatyouwantfromme
Painted lever. It's blue you see?
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
google image search "practice grenade" - it's not very blue
TacticalSpoon
I don't think I had any trainer in the army that was painted blue. That said, the spoon on that grenade IS blue and it is indeed a trainer.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
I knew prac artillery rounds were blue. I typed "practice grenade" into google image search, and they were mostly blue.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
I'm guessing they gave you live ones because they didn't like you. Could also be a Darwinian selection of soldiers experiment.
TacticalSpoon
Now that I think of it, the 40mm grenade trainers were blue. I think our grenades were just old and shitty. Never messed with artillery.
AsAWhiteWoman
Lmao! Well done OP... OP??... Uh oh...
Rotundafk
he ded.
irqd
http://imgur.com/lO8jpjd
OmaeWaMouShindeiru
Yeah, it's so funny reading it 8 times in a day.
NothingISayIsTrue
The air in the second pic is escaping because this grenade has been drilled through the bottom.
MyUncutCock
Leik so ded
DinoKebab
Liek so ded*
GiftedAnimator
Lik OHEMJEE ded!
IAmCatSidhe
D E D dead
MrMineHeads
Liek, COOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRAAAAAAL ded
WhiteTexan
What the hell is a bath bomb?
falconca
Thank you for asking... I hope someone answers. I don't want to have to google it.
watersbottled
That last frame actually made me laugh instead of breathe heavy out of my nose +1
HPWombat
Your comment made me breath heavy out of my nose
huggingtonbear
That comment made me breathe heavy out of my nose +1
crochetingmeteorologist
Breathing heavy out of my nose is about as close as I get to laughter with internet stuff these days...
fantasticmrfoxed
Heh... Accurate
samb0ne
That comment caused my lol to be prolonged as it was the top comment and I read it while still loling about the last frame +1 you whity bit.
Doc87
This post made me breathe heavy out of my nose
graehall
Me too. Took me by surprise and put a big smile on my face.
Dreadends
At the bank, heavy breaths coming out my nose.
AsAWhiteWoman
Lol me too!
coffeebeforeitscool
A real lol
KCB1986
You know when people say they had to wipe down a monitor, I really had to from that last image.
stillcleaning
Why? What was so funny about the last frame? It's just blurry from him running...is that it?
KCB1986
it was just...unexpected and well executed, that's all.
stillcleaning
Ok. ty for sayin' so :)
Shadeslayer2806
Care to enlighten a slow Imgurian?
SociopathicHousePlant
Like a huff of a laugh. Through the nose. Heavy exhale of amusement. That sorta thing.
Noopah
More like a sigh
Shadeslayer2806
Thank you sir. *tips Fedora*
Lioness8200
Otterlylnsane
This is so perfect. +1
JesusSaysTheDarnedestThings
RIP OP
MasterXehanort
I actually truly laughed. Not bad OP. Not bad at all.
DapperButtSlapper
It's really good for your skin
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
He freshly ded
Xaoxin
its not live because its painted blue which means its used for practice
shaxgolgotha
also because the insides are missing
ordohereticusinquisitor
Also it didn't explode.
monkeyfun
And you can see it's hollow and empty
HelloMyNameIsNobody
This fancy avocado gave me a wedding ring http://imgur.com/rTtMNBY
rjthetank99
This deserves more up votes
Wakborder517
Now you gotta put out. Don't worry. It'll fk you soon
InboxMeYourNudes
This is stupid. Clearly you need to put more water in your bath.
ViciousOtter
Maybe OP is going to "fill" the bathtubwith his body, in a way that more water would be a waste !
RepublicofTexa
When we bath my son my wife puts like an inch of water in the tub. Feel bad for the little guy.
neithermenoryou
Depending on how little the guy is it's actually smart, a lot of small children die in a bathtub because they fall down and drown.
RepublicofTexa
Oh yeah, I know. He's only 18 months. So it's for the safety reasons/ but I know the one thing I hate about baths is any part of my body 1/
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
Serious question: Safety reasons? At 18 months, aren't at least one of you there with him while he's in the tub?
RepublicofTexa
out of the water...which as a 6'3 guy, I rarely take baths, unless I find a huge tub
HergAFleurg
Frag out!
KaJuN
I'm getting my shit pushed in here!
LurkerFrag
:(
mirjak
OP is frag
VainyBangStick
GRANADA!!
liljay750
Found the BF3 player!
MadrugaRocket
осторожны. граната враг
Dub123
That clip I believe originated from Modern Warfare
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
YAYYY!!!
DocMcButtStuffins
Or any CoD with Spanish combatants.
MrOriginal
Actually grenade is pronounced the same in both Russian and Spanish..
Krakencrotch
Bad Company represent.
sauceje
The joke you can only pull once
somethingexe
Literally and figuratively!
loantiburon
YOJO
TheGriffin
You can also drink Lava and skydive without a parachute, but only once
sauceje
I actually don't think you'd manage to get the lava to your mouth, though?
TheGriffin
With a cup of strong enough metal, you could.
deGoodMan
A relevant story from 4chan -
ayoitsjoevanbo
4Chan has the brilliant lack of foresight to go where no sane individual or website should go its really quite fantastic, bravo anon.
driveslow
Why was that so fucking funny??
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Omg I laughed at someone dying? Yes.
TheClassyGentleman
there was a news clipping of someone found ded with a grenade related to that .
tifalif
Did I just read about someone dying?
Coheedgirl
I actually found the original. He came back and updated later so he didn't die.
Besimtar
Enlighten me pls
mmsahler
Oh jesus the microwave. Stop Im craughing.
madplantladystuff
crapping and laughing?
cunninglinguist707
hahaslsaudfhg laughing
IVIunk
Yeah, why not play with a potentially live grenade
BlazeIt420YOLOSWAGFORJESUS
*A relevant story for ants from 4chan
TheFourthPhalange
yo open in new tab
BigEatsBen
right click -> open in new tab
InformallyFormal
Middle click.
orangedoorhinge
You're some kind of sorcerer... didn't know you could do that
TotallyNotAnNSASpy
That was glorious.
SmallTiddyGothGremlin
What is this?! A post for ANTS?!
Squeezit
Open in another tab and you'll be able to see it in full size :)
SmallTiddyGothGremlin
thats a zoolander quote. xD
Squeezit
Haha, I didn't even realize
imjakefromstatefarm
that little grenade fart in the next to last image
TheAngryBang
I have the exact same paperweight
kootiepatra
Deep in the Allied trenches, Sgt. Hathaway and Maj. Baldwin kept a weary watch on the enemy lines. "All quiet, Major?" ... 1/
kootiepatra
"All quiet, Sarge. I'll be honest, though--I don't like it. Something's not right. I think they're getting ready for something." ...2/
kootiepatra
"How can you be sure?" "'How can I be sure?' I've been in enough battles to know..." 3/
kootiepatra
Suddenly, both men fell silent, eyes wide. They had just heard the unmistakeable hiss of a grenade fart. 4/4
ExoFox
So /U/StorytellerBob has an Imgur account...interesting.
ayegill
Just... take my 4 points and go
KoopaTroopas
Found the writer. +1
DrTurkleton
Sargeant & Major:
sellek9000
wtf. +1.
MrFastZombie
There should be a novel on this. +allmypoints
strongfkennedy
Anne Hathaway and Alec Baldwin?
kootiepatra
Just picked random last names of people I knew, but you know--whatever floats your boat.
NopeHunter
Hathaways must be everywhere, I know one too
Narsuaq
Penultimate. The word you're looking for is "penultimate".
pronacc
That's what I call my dong.
whatawasteoftea
Or 'third'
CapnHoSlapn
3st
iCanDoItBeer
you are rather shallow and pedantic
Narsuaq
Hmm yes, shallow and pedantic.
FFFS
Your tub is clean, so I'm guessing married or gay
DetectiveJohnKimball
or just not a slob?
gooseduckbutt
Reminds me of this: http://youtu.be/N-QBviXlaBc?t=5s
DetectiveJohnKimball
haha spot on