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Jul 14, 2019 12:05 PM
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Thefsm
I have a playlist entitled 'music to die to' so I'm good.
cms4509
Quality -4°
Hellmasker
#11 Save Rock and Roll by Fall Out Boy, probably.
SithShodan
#11 Amon Amarth - Twilight of the Thundergod
GingerDoc
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
Women don’t get pockets because Eve got us kicked out of the garden. Fair is fair.
Yrmsteak
Eve hid the apple in her pockets, which were ample and comfortably attached to her clothes, when god asked her about the forbidden fruif
Shellibobelli
Pick a song now! Don't wait until it's too late!
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
https://youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8 Done.
Boxingbud
Well no, diet is literally just what you eat.
OuroborosX
You must not eat a lot of metaphors.
ThoughtsAndBeers
#4 Ad servers get all the bandwidth (and ladies)
metalfoto
+1. NOBODY KNOWS
Shadowcat13
As for #2 it needs this added " woman with sewing knowledge looks at them both and says fuck you I'll add pockets myself"
Allmypointsarefromcomments
You earned your+1 with the hot food one alone
MyCouchPullsOutButIDont33
We can never find a Dustin, Cadence, or Tequila keychain.
srs00
As a man, don't even try blaming no pockets on me. I don't want to carry your shit either
h4iscsquared
As a woman, I'm highly suspicious. 114,343 views here, but just one who hastens to assure us they're not involved in the pockets thing. Hmm.
srs00
Oh no uhhh me? No I swear no involvement. Certainly not the chairman for The Association for Pocketless Dresses or anything
FjordFiskursson
#3 The probability of an accident being caused by texting is not equal to the probability of getting in an accident by texting.
Argentala
You had me at emotionally and physically, and therefore idgaf about spiritually
WellThatsOriginal
tomyironmane
It's not masochism... it's a healthy reminder of how much you hate people.
WellThatsOriginal
I hate nobody. Not even my ex wife. I wish she'd get a toothache but I don't hate her :)
josephfrancistribbiani
#1
Kirbykidx
Thank you. I was reasonably sure they weren't that high the last time I saw this
anarchoFeline
#2 my purse isw much better than pockets
Badbuck
#1 Grandpa still believes in no punching below the belt.
DoctorSpaceDog
let's be honest, if humans had perfect knowledge of statistics they'd never get out of bed in the morning
krawby
#3 is proof of that since that's an extremely unfair comparison. using the chance of you getting into an accident would be closer to reality
MonsterNotWar
Ive never been able to find my name on ANYTHING in a souvenir shop, but tell me why I was able to find something with the name Abcde
emilytangerine8910
#21 “We’re all out of Bort license plates!”
CourtRedHanded
https://imgur.com/vxQM3v9
rangermcfadden
+1 for hashafasafsas. Hilarious everytime
FishBoneKing
revakulous
Someone help me with this one
Shutupandpour
The sound u make when u have a gobful of HOT food and are trying to chew with yr mouth open while breathing as much air to cool it as u can
rangermcfadden
The inward breath is also employed to cool your gobful of food
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Yea but the emojis basically cancel out the funny for me
fartymarty42
Your life sounds hard
W0ND0
Is it worth to decode your username?
LePetitDino
Someone did. Once, many moons ago.
01010101011100110110010101110010011011100110000101101101e
"Username"
rangermcfadden
RunningDroid
#22: that's because your unconscious mind considers your phone to be part of your self.
NicNac225
I’ve used my smartphone in dreams lots of times
fomalittle
Am I the only one who is bothered that you can't compare those odds?
jondeliverance
Grandma is a reflection
Zephan
What? No she's not, to fit the size and perspective she'd either have to be a fucking giant or right next to the car which she's visibly not
TeamKill18
*Bandit from borderlands
jondeliverance
Ghost*
MarkPenrice
What kind of suicidal daredevil just casually shares a straw with a toddler? One way trip to bubonic plague city.
tjluv
I'll never look at -4° the same again
GerberLegalTeam
Is that not a phone? Or do car dashboards look like smart phones now?
HowAboutTheBSharps
-4° Yeah it's funny
SoggyWheatbiks
A guy taking a poop. But the poop is horizontal.
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
Your guy his hanging his head pretty low in defeat
dominiklapierre360
By her answer i would be more concerned to just weirdly ask a picture of what she is doing actually.. Waay more concerned
battleofhastings1066
I moved to Arizona so that I never have to look at -4 degrees again.
callmethelizardqueen
Just don't visit the mountains then, because they get coolllddddddd
tomyironmane
no, just 94, 104, 114, 124... fuck that shit.
battleofhastings1066
I haven't been here long enough to see 124... Yet.
tomyironmane
It hit 134 on the tarmac at the airbase, from what I heard.
daguq
Why is there a headless person sitting on a toilet in your comment?
battleofhastings1066
His head deflated due to the triple-digit Heat!
HowLuigifeels
Nah he’s taking a toilet nap
LurkerOfDarkness
Must be a prettt shitty car to not start in just -4.
tomyironmane
More likely a weak battery. they only last about five years tops.
captainclutch
It was -4 kelvin. Nothing moves at that temperature
SpicyLava
-4 Fahrenheit is pretty cold!
LurkerOfDarkness
-4⁰C isn't.
bananahamok
Not really. And definitely not cold enough that a car should be having issues.
illbmeubu
Diesel
LurkerOfDarkness
-4 is nothing, just below freezing, shouldn't give a diesel car problems.
callmethelizardqueen
We have diesel work trucks, at 24°f you have to wait for it to warm up. My diesel truck doesn't even have an internal heater, I have been
callmethelizardqueen
Stuck with a non starting truck at 20°f.