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Raminator
If they aren't cave diving, they're climbing inside the caverns
Tychodin
that's actually a pretty logical conclusion to reach.
mazerinth
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irspartacus
Did you punch her in the stomach so that stupidity cannot reproduce?
SeanBeanDiesAlot
I heard that in high school once from a girl...yup she got pregnant
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
This is why Pornhub is launching an sex ed site.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
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2sday
This is why we need sex ed
waltjrimmer
That's actually something that they claim in the movie Knocked-Up.
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
When they're that gullible: "But fortunately ma'am, anal sex with a doctor will negate the pregnancy".
bluntzbeforecuntz
I feel that you're missing that this isn't a problem with education, it's with being unable to draw logical conclusions i.e. common sense
Mavgurian
I have to disagree, but might settle for "both", yet you also have to learn to think critically instead of accepting "truths".
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VladTheInhaler1
Then you realize it's a teenage pregnancy.
Pycnonemosaurus
Then you realize she isn't pregnant at all - "She" is Chris Hansen asking you to take a seat over there.
csilver24
My middle school health teacher (read band) told us how her friends in college thought they couldn't get pregnant if standing up in a pool…?
TotallyNotAnAlt
Holy shit.. I didn't think people could /be/ that dumb
nomoremrnicedoctor
They can. Sadly, they can..
iCHACHA
Does the US really not have sex Ed in schools?
Alexander717
I remember a woman who thought the baby girl inside her could get pregnant if she had sex while the fetus was inside her.
PushyLips
Poor kid.
SlightlyGreasySolarAtoms
Post more stupid things you've heard!
CaptainObvious3000
She must not have jumped up and down a lot when she was done
Manzellina
I just watched the episode this screenshot is from.
NerdN1
This is why good sex ed is important. Abstinence-only education leads to this shit.
Wombatish
More than one dude coming in asking about 'even more accurate' pregnancy tests. One had done !six! and was like 8-9 weeks we figured out.
Wombatish
*7s the charm* lolno, sorry dude.
Zombraina
Oh dude, I think it's more likely to get a false negative than a false positive in even over the counter pregnancy tests.
Wombatish
It for sure is. A hormone secreting tumor/imbalance is the only real false positive situation. Dude(s) were just hoping for an out.
Wombatish
The first one was chuckle (he was 'lucky # 7') and move on. I was just really surprised when it happened again maybe a month later at most.
Niddhoger
When I was young, Idiocracy was hilarious. As I get older... I see it for what it really is: horror.
Icanfaptoeverything
Too bad gravity says fuck you madam..
Mavgurian
Less gravity, more busy flagella making little boys swim to the prom queen.
FloppyFingers
Only get pregnant like that during a full moon cuz gravity pulls it up. Come on people science!
RetConMan
That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about the moon to dispute it.
JustHereToFactYouUp
As a guy, I actually got reverse pregnant being on bottom because it was only a waxing gibous and I read my farmers almanac wrong
GagesFries
You deserve top comment sir
EddieGast
He's probably just drunk posting.
JustHereToFactYouUp
Can confirm: source, am
RyanK252
Badjokescommentskindarelate
TheBoozehoundBitch
I went to Mennonite school for grades k thru 6. Several of the girls I went to school with got pregnant during their first year of college1/
TheBoozehoundBitch
Because they were away from home, got their first boyfriend, and were never taught anything but abstinence. In the effort to keep their 2/
TheBoozehoundBitch
daughters from having sex they set them up for unsafe sex and pregnancy because they didn't teach them jack shit about how sex works.
badClementine
The most common misconception I have to correct at work is that you CAN get pregnant on your period.
MyRegularAcctIsntAnonymousEnough
now that i've been thinking about how pregnancy works … it is pretty fucked up
nomoremrnicedoctor
No no no. Won't work when fucked up. Only when fucked down. Gravity, man!
SonOfOden
What if you fuck in space? Would the child technically be an alien? Dunno but it would be cool anyhow.
Mavgurian
No space agency has yet conducted/revealed any experiments regarding conception in space.
Zombraina
I don't think so, it's a tricky question. It doesn't really matter where the kid is conceived, but where it's born. I suppose if a baby 1/
Zombraina
was born in space, it'd technically be born within a country's building or shuttle, what have you, so maybe it'd have that nationality?
Zombraina
But in some countries it doesn't matter where the baby is born, it has nationality based on the parent's nationality. /3
DrunkenWeasel
onlyprocrastinating
Fuck ...
macout247
Booo for stealing jokes from Knocked Up. Booooooooo
spacemanspiff1
Yeah, absolutely no one else is getting this
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxadwo7mqk1qhpehmo8_250.gif
NotWalterWhite
This is a true statement. What goes up must come down
gingerfiji
Thank goodness Pornhub is starting a sex ed website.
Zombraina
Really though, good on them. For too many people porn is their sex ed. It's like watching Austin Powers and thinking that's what a spy does.
TomDruce
But that is what a spy does.