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FP Edit: It's wonderful to know that if I need a gif to laugh maniacally at something in horrible taste, I can come here for a buffet of options.
Also, don't send me any of your damn vegetables.
Original (repost) heartwarming greentext: https://imgur.com/gallery/DMNbc
Swaggynator387
herpesfreesince93
Brilliant. You fixed that goodie-two-shoe green text and returned it to its proper fucked-up form
GreatReferenceBro
Those tags are so underrated though.
ZKrock
Excellent, someone noticed!
Jovios
zdriver7
InigoMontoyas1stsword
SparklDriver
baconettes
God damn it @op
ZKrock
My favorite laughing gif!
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skribs
You know she's a girl that won't walk out on you.
metalfoto
Shes a keeper
Gianttesticlemonster
Thats it young man no bible stories for you tonight!
SuperFineButtHairs
theportraitssecretinattackmode
Aimanfire
SuperFineButtHairs
ZKrock
My tags disagree. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
jermyCartoonGawd
3blindmicestolemycar
+1 I am so glad I didnt scroll to the end.
anSSLerrorhasoccuredandasecureconnectiontotheservercannotbemade
Aw fuck I laughed and laughed!!
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
Fuck. I can't lie and say I didn't chuckle. Well done
Womblebat
@saggateron Oh god, I was not expecting that ????
NiceBaps
Rejukem
TheLittleJihadBombThatCould
get0ffmylawn
GediminasJakovlevas
my exact reaction...
trentacusOG
WestCoastDaddy
Pwningpikachu
So it's funny because he told her she's a vegetable and he doesn't want her?
SmileyTheMasked
I should not even think of laughing at this. Fuck. Just take my upvote. Im leaving.
MlymlA
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i don't get it.. i mean my friend doesnt (if it's pun, he might not get it just bcuz he doesnt understand, english isnt his mother language)
Auselessanimal
Handicapped people are sometimes called vegetables ( although it is mainly an insult)
OptimisticDownvoteLover
I have never heard them referred to that. Til.
CommanderBear93
A vegetable is someone who can't move
RenoXIII
I thought a vegetable was someone who was medically braindead.
BlackPengu
So why where they dating?
NamelessFacelessAverageJoe
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
UsernamesAreOverratedAnyway
Idontknowmyusername
HAHAHAHAHA
DanOrtega
You are a horrible person for laughing like this. Which makes me less horrible than you because you commented this first ;)
KonaDarbles
rapgoddoge
Ah kelso
ZKrock
Who has two thumbs and laughs at tasteless memes? This guy!
9x19
radioFREEmadras
This makes me more uncomfortable than I care to admit.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Here we go:
get0ffmylawn
ashipthatshipsshippingships
SuicidalRubberDucky
SuicidalRubberDucky
SuicidalRubberDucky
YouArePlayingTheGame
Cake
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rudejohn
The slang "vegetable" refers to people in a coma, not people in a wheelchair.
ffilm
No need in bringing facts into an already worthless post.
Vexilaris
R.I.P your sense of humor
SalmonSushee
Do you really think this is worthless? Gave me a good laugh tbh.
SalmonSushee
Imgur is so strange. If people didn't like the joke why is it on fp?
ffilm
Ok: classless. That fits better anyway.
SalmonSushee
Yea I agree
RufusTheNakedMoleRat
no it doesn't, coma is a state that lacks both awareness and wakefulness, Patients in a vegetative state may have awoken from a coma 1/2
RufusTheNakedMoleRat
but still have not regained awareness 2/2
rudejohn
Yes, I appreciate the nuance you are pointing out. Coma is a vegetative state, but not all vegetative state patients are in a coma.
rudejohn
Either way, the woman in the green text talking and playing video games is not in a vegetative state and thus the "vegetable" joke is wrong.
KeeleonOhms
I dont get it. Why was he dating her then?
BlackPengu
I don't get it either. Not a bit
ZKrock
Weird. It's a shame OP didn't link the source greentext in the comments or something.
BlackPengu
awww thx!
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Green text = not a real story
KeeleonOhms
It doesnt have to be real but jokes usually follow a linear logical progrsssion.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
and?
KeeleonOhms
This doesnt. Meaning its a terrible joke and not very funny.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
What's terrible about it?
EwgB
Thank you for linking to the original.
ZKrock
*thumbs up that turns to fingerguns*
metalfoto
Ok but what is that duke of edinburgh award? Kinda volunteering in scotland?
ZKrock
It's a youth awards program in the UK.
metalfoto
Ok thx. Like u get reward if u help someone 3months