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Guys I think I found Mr. Incredible
Nov 29, 2015 8:04 AM
iambatmandamnit
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KevinBhall
i feel like those two have just come or are going to the gym and this guy's just totally showing them up
CheeseborgarSoop
Probably went something like "Move your bike." - "No." - "Okay."
hellogals
Hahaha look at that condom on green shirt guy butt.
kjiibrit
Did that to my wife's Honda Civic once.
necromcr
Yeah? I did that with my Zastava 750 (Fiat 600 licenced car)
grimfandango
If that scooter belongs to the guy on the left with the helmet, then that guy is a complete asshole for just standing there.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
That car would likely crumple like a Kleenex tissue in an accident...
ValarMorghulisZedisLapedis
always think i'm getting rid of a booger, but it's just a hole in the tissue
jackofalleves
yay 100% crumple zones
Corrodias
It's perfect safety!
TweenkleTwatSuperStar
Probably easier to pivot the scooter
itrulydontcare
The guy on the left was the owner of the scooter. The owner of the car we just avoiding conflict or communication.
GekuDeku
i can do this in mud and soft terrain with my car, its surprising what these small cars weigh but can do.
ItaliansDoItBetterButIAmLazy
That's south italy and that car is named "Panda" and it's really made of cardboard...
thadukes
Ha the good old fiat panda, forever reliable and weighed less than 650kg
Urgalicity
That dude just had enough if rude people, it was them or the car.
VFCB
Wasn't it easier to move the scooter?
Justabothan
I am guessing it is not his property.
WadeWilsonLoooooovesChimichangas
but probably of the cunt holding the helmet
Justabothan
probably.. we dont' know if he asked him to move or not *shrug*
Naashira
A friend of mine do this with the same car. It's a Fiat Panda and it's quite light for being a car :)
Metallicat70
WTF are they wearing? Shorts with a 7 and flip flops? Big guy wears a sailor suit?
manupug
That's Sicily for you new wolrders, more in particular Siracusa. And that's a 1980ish fiat panda sold by the pound.
frickenunbelievable
It looks like an old Yugo. Basically a gokart wrapped in foil. But cool parlour trick.
GordonFreeman1337
This isn't a Yugo, it's a Fiat Panda.
VulpineAxiom
its a yugo, as in 'car, yugo here now'
IPostedWhat
Those 2 guys were waiting to see him leave because they were also there when he first parked there -
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WadeWilsonLoooooovesChimichangas
No one of them is holding a helmet probably its the Cunt that owns the Scooter
fozzseid
Why is he a cunt? The cars parked could've been placed a lot different when he arrived.
Taternator
I expected a longer gif or maybe sauce. Was disappointed and happily surprised at the same time.
Rocksarefuckingmajestic
That's the most Italian thing I've ever seen.
overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
As a New Yorker, psh. He had plenty of room to get it without the heroics.
Souperior
PIVOT! PIVOT!!
Itwasonlyamatteroftime
Liiift... And sliiiiiiiide!!!
arthouse
https://media.giphy.com/media/GZLf5Njk1KGwU/giphy.gif
KachuaHoon
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!!
VladThePoker
hahah just watched that episode :D and like 10 others too, damn netflix
Noob3rts
From a jock pov - if you have played any sport and are naturally muscular. I do that to my minivan and I always thought it was normal..
zagibu
I know, right? I also don't get why people move to new apartments, I always carry my house to the new place.
Noob3rts
Hell yeah dude. Mr Incredible that shit but in seriousness, it feels normal to me after so many sports.
McDeathXX
this car is like 600 Kg (70% on front wheel) so moving a quarter of it weight by using one of the rear wheel as axis is pretty easy.
TheStewart
Yes, but to everyone else, it's magic.
cominginhot
750 Kg
TheStewart
As someone that used to own a Toyota Starlet, this was my go to parking move. That thing was made of aluminum and cardboard.
MoonBaseClavius
Yeah, when I lived in Italy and had a crap car, we did this all the time.
bachterman
it's a '89 fiat punto.
UH60Mechanic
But did you swap a street ported rotary in it.
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UH60Mechanic
Fuck out of here with that "renisis" bullshit. RX8 CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS
ruolandsliet
working on a Geo Metro and we didnt have a transverse engine bar so i held by hand until we could hoist it out.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
And dreams. Don't forget the dreams.
FriendlyGuyInWindowlessVan
broken asian dreams
Doreibo
Imagine being told in a driving test to park in a small spot like this, enter nose first, getting out, and doing this. "Can I pass now?"
fifidarlingf
A what?
IanMunroe
You could also fill up the gas tank by holding a gas soaked rag over the inlet. Damn thing ran great on fumes. :p
TheStewart
Yeah, I clogged the fuel line once when the tank was empty but I kept running her.
wahchoolookinat
I had a '78 Honda Civic (I am old) was moved many times..when I was in it and not in it....fucking friends... :-/
tomyironmane
Mercury Grand Marquis, 1989. It is roughly the size and mass of an F-150. I cannot do that when a scooter blocks me in.
tomyironmane
... but what I do have is a big All Steel Bumper and a 5L V-8 to move it....
gamlingcs
Was about to say you drive a 20ft landboat, if you don't mind that 1/2" scratch on your bumper you won't have parking issues.
tomyironmane
I do, actually, which is why I drive politely and curse to make a sailor's ears turn blue.
Elonth
so... like fucking dead in a collision over 20 miles an hour?
Dovakitten
Basically, similar crumple to a geo metro
yogimanbear
ever smash a soda can with your forehead? well you can do that to this car
pixelsnader
You can smash a soda can with that car? I dunno. Sounds like the can would win.
BatChild9000
I dunno can it?
havierbianco
Why the hell didn't he just move the scooter then?
Necronox
If you touch my motorcycle and I don't know you, I WILL cut you.
Necronox
That being said, it is my responsibility to park sensibly.
cat7e
Yea, he could have asked those guys to move. But I guess this was faster and more impressive.
havierbianco
Way more impressive.
theSOCIALIST
He owns the car, he doesn't own the scooter, and he isn't a douchebag.
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tittiemcjiggleboots
Communism is not socialism
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
Well, it is. Socialism is not Communism though
tittiemcjiggleboots
No. It isn't. This isn't a " every golden retriever is a dog but every dog isn't a golden retriever" type of argument
CockroachMilk
oh, of course. Socialism takes longer to go wrong
tittiemcjiggleboots
Because no country is purely communist, socialist or capitalist it's an economic spectrum. Like your sexual orientation.
havierbianco
I don't think it would have been douchey to move it a few feet.
tittiemcjiggleboots
This is the reason no-one is allowed in my house. I turn into rain man when pal touch my things. Def def definitely creates anxiety
IAmUlysses31
Yeah, that's pretty impressive and all but what about that giant finger threat shows up at the end?!
BreakawayPAK
They'll promise a movie about that in a couple decades.
ilovenonsummerjack
Oh, that would be master hand
Coldshade
super villian having a short screentime in first episode. It's legit.
Andre2998
I for one, welcome our new giant finger overlords.
WallCrawlerArt
Yeah, but what about that giant number 7?
Ratekk
went back to look for the 7... you got me.
kuaert
Yeah, sure... "finger"
willworkforscoobysnacks
Had to watch again
graehall
Giant Finger Threat.
Ratekk
sounds like a gfycat url
graehall
YES!
ApparentlyBritish
Dude, even God's gotta point that shit out.
yourmomisminenow
"that was rad, son!"
charmandeur
Bwahahhaha
Hudz
God be like "What are thooooose"
AmbishionE
Did you see that? holy shit... Yeah that's right, I made that guy... ladies ;)
DownvotePolice
TIL, God has to hustle for the ladies
AmbishionE
There isn't just one god around the world, from what I've heard, aphrodite goes around ;3
DarkUranium
You're talking Greek mythology... *EVERYONE* goes around.
iambatmandamnit
the reactions of the other 2 makes this gif :P
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
"I could do that, if I felt like it" -guy in red shorts
raulote
literally and figuratively pointed out... Thanks OP!
iambatmandamnit
thanks and that was not my finger btw..thats in the original video :)
abracadabrajahbuloneymahaboneyahyahyah
If I had a nickel for every time someone said "That was not my finger"....
tomyironmane
wondering which of those trendsucking cuntwaffles owned the scooter that blocked him in.
Shoujo
The one with the helmet?
tomyironmane
I missed the helmet. Watching the big beefy dude carry his car was distracting. That little shit is lucky.
justlachlan
Why did you comment this on your own post?
iambatmandamnit
I was saying what was funny to me about this...people do comments on their posts ...right? :)
pronacc
It's called double dipping, and it is indeed frowned upon. Though exceptions are made for funny or insightful comments.
JokeDestroyer
"frowned upon" Pffffffff
iambatmandamnit
ahh...fair enough...i didnt know that...thanks for the info :)
megaepicllama
what? no thats BS. OP comment all you like. It's pretty common and its your post anyways!