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Happy Thanksgiving to all of Imgur! Hope you all take this day to appreciate those around you and give thanks to the people who really mean something in your lives!
iwashopingthatusernamewasnottaken
The same guy that criticize Columbus Day has not problem to celebrate thanksgiving...nice double moral
PhiIIipJFry
I mean, even if you're a total piece of shit you should be able to cut a goddamn onion by 29.
MushroomGypsy13
Good old Aunt Milga. What a terrific bitch.
DiarrheaVanFrank
The Dialysis 9000 was a nice touch.
zombiekiller0
I actually don't eat much on thanksgiving I'm 22 and it's 4 in the afternoon and parents are making food because I'm lazy
Eljews
Shit, I'm 24 and I still sit at the kids table. Video game talk > adulting stuff.
KunFayyaKun
I'm 24 and I still sit at the kids table.
holychristen
All done. More please!
WhatTheFrog
To be fair, if you were already chopping onions as a kid and still don't know how to do it 20 years later, there's something wrong with you.
TastyTacoNinja
Spiderman ate the Ninja Turtles
browsib
*They're
MyFavouriteHoodie
I'm sure the Oatmeal has a comic about this...
byebuddyhopeyoufindyourdad
Not doing the Dishes +1
CFeels
Aunt Milga knows what's up.
confuciusman2
Isn't she hooked up to some brandy?
KtownBCguy
Arent we all a little bit "Aunt Milga" ?
thornlord
She's seen it, she's done it, she's got the tiger stripes to prove it.
terrorofthederp
Het blood alcohol levels?
MutinusTitinus
I'd top Aunt Milga off.
ThanksIHateThis
DIALYSIS 9000!
TheOneTrueJoebot
Their great what? Their great what!?!
SherMattLockSmith
I am a 32 year old man and I STILL get put at the children's table...
Booped
Yeah, but the kids table is where the fun is at so you're the real winner here
goodbicycle
Also 32, sat with the kids yesterday, played checkers afterward and didn't talk about the election once. It was perfect.
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
I'm an 18 year old man and on thanksgiving I'm- Hello and thank you for holding, can I have your terminal ID please? (I'm at work)
BoozeHound001
Last year I taught the kids table how to play poker, they finally upgraded me to the adult table at 22.
SherMattLockSmith
I am the youngest sibling, and the only sibling without children, so yea, I don't think I am breaking out of this any time soon.
TheDispensableHobbesAndCalvin
Is this the oatmeal?
DangerJordan
No this is Thanksgiving
A113Disney
The Oatmeal and that porridge guy should collaborate.
Corrodias
No, this is Patrick.
Syyd
Can't tell from the gross art?
theDumpler
Yes it is. I mentioned it in the title!
Velexis
And what it says on all the pictures