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I started working out, just got a great job, went on a few awesome weekend getaways and started going out with a cute woman I met. My ex tries to start talking with me again saying she misses me. First thing she says is that she and I can go out together talk things out over vegan food....
She is a very beautiful and attractive woman..... It was a hard decision, but she broke up with me saying that she was too busy.
Now she wants to fix things after I am happy again?
Nope.
I sent her this and blocked her.
Imgur. I will never date a vegan again. This vow I make here and now.
TastyTastyScience
It doesn't sound like she's crazy or anything. She was just too busy at the time. No reason not to give it another shot.
VigoTheCarpathian
JWoods89
That could have gone another way
Lochewood
CryloRen
My ex drunk texted me looking for a hook up, then pretended a friend grabbed his phone. Apparently I was his second choice, first he texted
CryloRen
my best friend (his best friend's ex) telling her how in love with her he was and she rejected him. He'd tried that when we were dating too.
RoyBattysDove
Hitler was a vegan. We know because he fucking told EVERYBODY.
EffHerRightInThePussy
Smayds
RICKY BOBBY
NeelM3
Bet she's tofurious
TaintedGENE
+1 for Michael Clark Duncan
GodApollo
You should go out to lunch with her, but eat meat and look her in the eyes. Eat steak with your hands like an animal. It will be hilarious.
VillainousRapscallion
VEGAN FOOD!? PURGE THE HERETIC!
linkisnotafuckingelf
There are two types of people in the world. Those who eat bacon and those who don't know the crispy heaven. You chose wisely OP.
WarDragon1984
I applaud the sentiment, and I love Michael Clark Duncan (who, ironically, was a vegetarian).
rudyverbove
yeah, fuck the vegans! or in this case don't, whatever makes you happy.
JAPONfan
"you look good, I miss you. - NO I don't look good. I look great and I don't miss you"
Jaron58
Wimpymind
Eh, I d have hate fucked her then dumped her with some kind "i m busy right now"-line. I m childish like that.
Welliguessillgogetpants
Dodged that tofu bullet
Lochewood
I Matrixed the crap out of that tofu bullet.
DrOfMachetecine
Dated two vegetarians. I made the same mistake twice. Never again.
mac1222
She asked you out on a vegan date? Thats bold
Lochewood
I used to plan special dates for her so that I could make her smile... Turned out it slowly started killing me inside.
itscalledtastinganditsclassy
kosmoosi
I would have gone with "tough shit, sugar. take care."
Lochewood
I try to be a gentlemen when I can... However the thought crossed my mind immediately... Won't lie almost sent that.
kosmoosi
She couldn't handle you when you were at your rootinest, she doesn't deserve you when you are at your tootinest.
Lochewood
Preach it brotha!
dispatcher
Tell her u can talk over a steak dinner provided she eats the steak. When done say good bye
XxXB1LLYXxX
Honestly, fuck vegans
Ifight4zeUser
Dude same thing happened here. Girlfriend got 'too busy' and wanted to cut contact. But one day says she sees us together.
Lochewood
That whole too busy thing makes no sense! I'm sorry that happen to you man!
Ifight4zeUser
Yeah man you too!
Norrah
I would date a vegan in a heartbeat. I'm a recovering vegetarian But I believe my inability to eat meat my biggest flaw. just don't like it.
Norrah
But my dietary preference is not going to alter who I date. You can add meat as a side, and if all goes wrong i can eat to bloody meat [...]
Norrah
[...] just not going to enjoy it. Big whoop.
smuvness
Not that this meme is bad, but you should have done one that included a savagely eaten rare steak.
Lochewood
Hell if I make it to most viral with this Ill just cook myself a steak tonight in honor of the support.
SilentMic
...probably get the downvote fury, but I'm too curious. I don't get what the vegan part has to do with any of this.
rexzeer
Assuming OP has normal diet and ex is vegan, ex comes across selfish not respecting her invitee's diet choices and at least "meat" halfway.
SilentMic
I thought the point of the story was that of course OP's ex wants him back now that he's not available. The vegan part seemed unnecessary
bimpnottin
It is unnecessary but nagging about vegans gives you sweet fake internet points
SilentMic
Yeah, that's kinda what I thought.
ADaftOldManWhoStoleAMagicBox
Fuck all, because it's all made up. "I'm doing great, but the mean vegan came back oh nooooes :( " Pure baws.
FormulatedVagabond
Are you Scottish?
ADaftOldManWhoStoleAMagicBox
I sure am.
redjokerzero
I'm vegan/vegetarian, but I have no problem living with/dating people that aren't. That's tolerance and respecting freedom of choice
parker52
You fuckin' bitch!
Upstartpotato
how dare you be rational.
ShowerEpiphany
Yeah, same. I'm vegan/vegetarian and have never had any problems dating meat eaters. Just do your own thing and respect others.
madmaurice
See thats the thing right here. It's not the vegans that are assholes, it is the assholes who are assholes 1/2
madmaurice
Also applies to other groups like religious people. 2/2
isthatriight
See, i like you. We need more people like you.
AyoSis
There are more of us. It's meat loving circlejerkers that love to declare that all vegans are assholes.
redjokerzero
Well, I know I was a bit of an ass starting my vegan diet, but it was mostly low blood sugar. And being an ass
Ansatsunin
... Christ, really now? Irony is so hard to grasp, huh? There are some "meat loving circlejerkers" that don't declare that, you know.
Somanyquestions
I've dated a few vegan, even some raw vegans. As long as they are respectful, I'll be happy to cook vegan food here and there.
TheSadCafe
One of my co-workers was vegetarian, and we got along just fine. We ate lunch together daily, shared food we cooked at home, etc.
TheSadCafe
Most dishes are super easy to cook without meat, and even fast food places have meat-free options.
WabbitCZEN
She chooses to not eat bacon. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Kitax
http://imgur.com/8H10qYa
PricklyGoo
http://wordonroad.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/preach.gif
TheMasterOfTheMechanicalStuff
my GF is a vegan ...
kaydeekat88
Does she at least eat your meat...
TheMasterOfTheMechanicalStuff
;)
AuBoss
Does she make you change your diet as well?
TheMasterOfTheMechanicalStuff
she does not, but then again, she is doing it because she has type 1 diabetes and meat makes her insulin intake much higher .
NomsOnWorlds
Bacon is love.
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
I can understand if you're allergic to something not eating it but bacon is life.
AvadaKedavraBitches
Went camping, person cooking dropped bacon in the dirt. She was shamed the rest of the trip.
nalewhine
You rinse that shit off and keep cooking. Fire kills all the germs anyway.
AvadaKedavraBitches
She threw it away! That was the majority of the shaming.
SummerOfBees
Hey, vegetarian bacon is way better than people give it credit for
YourLordSatan
http://imgur.com/lHGXyST
PricklyGoo
AyoSis
I'm sick of the bacon loving circlejerk. He's right, guys. You've never tried it, have you, so how would you know?
neondemonn
Burn the witch!
pmmemynudes
I didn't downvote you for your opinion but I need to tell you, that stuff tastes like beggin strips (dog treats. Yes I tried them.)
Afronado
...it ain't bacon then. It's some kind of 2nd rate fake-ass bacon.
cgrant993
Heretic!
Laserguy
Boo this man!!!
YourLordSatan
Done