Bountyhunterfromhell
151716
7221
130
Jan 14, 2021 5:33 PM
Bountyhunterfromhell
151716
7221
130
RawDawgPowder
Welcome to having a family that lives in a red state... They all think they are the majority yet fail to understand.
shamest
Duh. It is because they have been up to some type trouble most of their life. Getting away with is locally. But now we can rid of them.
jalcantara88127001
Not like their faces were clearly visible or anything. They find ppl with a lot less to go on
vernicator
Yep.
azazyel
I'll admit I've looked for some of my in-laws
Solarstephy
Have a qanon relative. If she had been there, you bet your ass I’d turn her in no regrets.
Gnoll
Someone on my FB is an outspoken Qanon... He hasn't posted anything in a while. Beginning to wonder...
londonosierra2000
I've seen my community, church, school and club distroyed be Trump and his MAGAts. It's time they are held accountable!
greygoosery
I was honestly hoping I’d have caught my cousin there. Unfortunately he’s not that stupid.
kaijuuGold
its payback for all the fucked up dinners and family portraits
jenw
Kinda makes a feller thinks. Ya know?
Justanotherginger
Two members of my right-wing in-law family very suddenly had their social media pages disappear. I wonder a little.
Cattwalking
Nobody knows you like your own.
VitaminT
Snitches get...a free pass on this one. Fuck those traitors.
hotdoginathermos
88wut
*Mary Trump*
gablestout
redditmcredditface
oh that reminds me I need to do my annual log into facebook to check on my fuckhead family.
iamthisguy247
Sometimes it’s just a mom sick of her pathetic, loser son living in her basement.
TheLastSpaceman
Sometimes, that mom makes sure her son's right to an organic diet is met in prison where he went for attacking democracy.
graehall
He's such an awesome twice impeached house and senate and presidency losing leader though! (sound on)
usernamehidden
"no puppet... no puppet... you're the puppet" - Trump during a debate with Hillary
ItsReallyNotThatDifficult
What a dumbass.
allthis4nothing
Eye bleach stat!
warcat91
Makes Elaine look amazing! Her dancing.
wolf387465
is he jerking invisible elephant again?
Eleshar24
Don't forget the almost 400 thousand dead Americans...
MrKnowItAll1903
Putin is pulling the strings
shufflindrudders3
He's not dancing, he's prairie doggin'...
MrSatisify
God he's a dork!
tacocatacocat
So many Americans enamored with this man, he represents the seven deadly sins, it says a lit of the morality of society in that country
ItsReallyNotThatDifficult
Not that many.
bonkhonagahoogs
Hey that's in G flat major
LokiBearz
If i were Melania I'd be dripping, slipping, and sliding all the time if I saw those dance moves.
LokiBearz
*from my vomit
Lifeisharddeathissoftlol
Stealing this
RabbitRevenge
How to make money: convince your dumb cousin to do stupid shit. Turn him in for a reword. ?
Davrem
Lol. Damn that's dark.
shyasen
Ah, yes, the ol' "to word again" tactic. 63% of the time it works 100% of the time.
AreYouPlayingTHEGame
I have a thesaurus for that.
DarthFutuza
I want to take a moment to bask in the perfection of this reply.
CurbYourClassWar
Mediumtim2
Looks like you accidentally a word.
bakulaspectacula
My fiancé immediately called his parents to make sure they hadn’t gone. Luckily they hadn’t but they are pro treason apparently.
Spongebobsbae
xj4low
I'm worried about any special ops from other countries that went in with the crowd that knew to cover their face and tracks with a mission.
kingkongkeom
Not a single computer should have been used after this was over in the Capitol...
dragonherder
There is apparently missing laptops etc.
JinxRocks
They don't remember the kids they bullied in school, but they remember you. And this? Its Payback time!
Nunyajonesinc
A lot of people have lost loved ones to this cult. Avn entire generation of therapists will deal with the fallout.
VashTehStampede
And deprogrammers!
LocalZoophile
Aww, dangit, I got the wrong degree!
Zephyrwind200
This is a somewhat twisted case of survivorship bias. The ones who have been turned in had people ready to turn them in.
FromTheBeyond
Still blows my mind that Trump hid in his bunker during BLM marches in DC, but he didn’t feel the need to during the coup. Very strange
claymationiscreepycool
It's been a hell of a 6 months. I forgot entirely about that #bunkerbitch
ImAStupidMoronWithABigButtAndItSmellsAndILikeToKissMyOwnButt
No it isnt
Akurei00
You didn't hear? There were lots of BLACK people in the BLM protest!
KidShenck
He stopped being afraid of Antifa for some reason.
ARandySavageGifForEveryOccasion
I mean...wasn't he in the Whitehouse not the capitol building?
VashTehStampede
Purely coincidence, I'm certain. /s
phosphene
FBI intel revealed there was concern over a dramatic attack from right wing groups during the BLM protests. They knew but didn't go public.
apollo1kitten1
He "inspected" that basement months ago, no need for a follow up
MatrimBloodyCauthon
"I'll be there with you." Coward.
robdielemans
I believe it is spelled: covfefe
IAmAnthonyStark
Anyone else annoyed that they want Liz Cheney to resign her position for voting to impeach but not the insurrectionary in chief?
kingkongkeom
Just her or the other 9 as well?
IAmAnthonyStark
I believe it is just her; she is a Chairwoman of the House Republican Conference (I honestly don’t know that is) but they argue that she is
IAmAnthonyStark
a Republican leader and Damn her to hell for speaking the truth and voting to impeach! Fools, Apparently, lol. Link in next comment.
IAmAnthonyStark
https://www.politico.com/news/2021/01/13/liz-cheney-removal-impeachment-vote-458889
Lemmingofdarkestnight
Obviously it's because libs are so hateful they just can't wait to turn on their own family. /s
l33t1c4r1u5
Why is this sarcasm?
BeckyNosferatu
I have a few I'd turn in... >_>
MadHakon
I've seen a few people on social media act like thee family members were clearly in the wrong because "a snitch is always wrong."
bojim1965
Ironic that the "libs" are the real law and order people who are turning in the law and order criminal cop killers. Yeah GOP!
Lemmingofdarkestnight
The libs try to fix things. Sometimes that means law. The gop says law and order and only intended it for oppression, not to help people.
Mimsey
Someone I follow on twitter got kicked out of her home and had most of her belongings trashed last year... /1
Mimsey
by her own family. Because she asked them to wear masks when they went out because she was immunocompromised. /2
Mimsey
She happily turned in dozens of photos and videos from her family's facebook pages to the FBI. /3
darkfish
Can't wait to turn over Patriots to Big Government! This is the Communist America the libs want!!!!!
ControversialLeftistLesbian
They type in all caps to their facebook friends while waiting in line for their unemployment checks and slurping a big gulp from 7/11.
ControversialLeftistLesbian
I'm nit against unemployment. I just see the irony of this specific group decrying socialism while getting aid from socialist programs.
ControversialLeftistLesbian
Also healthcare is a human right.
ControversialLeftistLesbian
Not*
StrikeTeamTheta
This reads like a borat joke. "Healthcares is a humans right... NOOOOT!"
Lemmingofdarkestnight
It's only socialism when other people do it.
FoodAndAlcoholism
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
Or or... bare with me. we dont protect fucking racist hate speech. So stop spewing it.
Applewhite5
nice moxie, though, keep up the press.
Applewhite5
he was being sarcastic and even put the "/s"
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
Wasnt a personal attack. Didnt see the /s. It happens.
binaryspike
I've come to believe that people believe the "/s" means "DowNVOteMe iF u Don'T AgrEE". I've started using "--some asshole probably"
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
I dont downvote because of differences in opinion. I genuinely didnt see the /s lol
binaryspike
What I was getting at is, the /s won't protect anyone from downvotes. It's too inconspicuous or misunderstood.
Lemmingofdarkestnight
Did you miss the fact that I was making a joke?
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
It wasn't directed to you.
rebuildingdrizzt3000
I could see both sides. As the jury, I don't find you guilty and now hug and say sorry to one another.
PoevLovecraft
Beautifully said. Well done.
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
I am canadian and very sorry. It was my fault for not seeing the sarcasm. Lol
TheSurfingPikachu
This is america and I think that means we protect all speech, whether you agree with it or not. I think the best cure for hate is exposure
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
And if history repeats itself and we're supposed to learn. Then we should know to not allow or support racist hate speech. It's not ok.
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
And it's not a constructive part of society. So while I agree unpopular positions should allowed. This isnt just an unpopular opinion.
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
Its abuse of a social platform that caused mass violence because of a position of executive power. It's not bob on fb.
ReaperCDN
Exactly. It's a demonstrably destructive and oppressive to society. It's not something that has potential for good, just bad. Repeatedly.
ControversialLeftistLesbian
My family is made of my own choice. Being related by blood doesn't make me loyal to you if you're a hateful piece of shit.
Voxnobilus
The blood of brotherhood is thicker than the water of childbirth
ControversialLeftistLesbian
Something something blood of the covenant vs water of the womb etc etc
datphone777365
This. Fuck around be thrown out.
laxifaxi
Dunno, my family went through a famine after UdSSR broke down. No friend would support you like a family does during that time. 1/2
laxifaxi
I don't know your situation tho. Just saying that family bond is the strongest and a familys mentality will often be taken over by kids.
ControversialLeftistLesbian
I'm a democratic pro-choice lesbian blood related to batshit anti-lgbt Trump supporters. The fuck kinda support I gon' get from them? Lol
waddyaknowjoe
I wonder if many of those family members had NY Resolutions that included doing something about that dickhead uncle.
Jooud707
I hope alot of them so at least someone could complete theirs this year
Thefunpagecorporation
encouraged them to go to get some peace and quiet, "here's $50, buy a snack, and say hello to Nancy for me"
162843
I hate that you used NY as new years. We could never be friends.
theimgurappsucksballs
SortOfAnEngineerNow
This is the way
purdhapley
What’s a New York resolu..... never mind.
Vercci
1920 * 1080
CaptainStevenRogers
I also read it as New York resolution
nemo3590
Kinda like how NYE is New York Ev-ah wait hold on ah fuck.
Imnothereformath
Same
pandemonious
I did the same haha
lurkilydurkiler
New York has some resolutions of their own...
EmanonInverse
Shave as much time off as possible off the New York Minute, befriend Pizza Rat, and stay the fuck away from everyone else at all times?
CultofCedar
Holy shit don’t befriend the pizza rat it’ll make them more powerful. Next thing you know they’ll be mugging people in train stations.
Eazeh
That's kinda the point; I support more people in train stations getting mugged. PIzza Rat for Mugsident!
CultofCedar
Pls no I’ve had too many people try to mug me out here in nyc. Pizza rat will empower them and no one will be able to stop them but Cat Man.
Nippledeepinahorse
How long is a New York minute?
EmanonInverse
From what I remember it's the time between a traffic light turning green and when the guy behind you starts leaning on his car horn.
Nippledeepinahorse
MoreAshyThanLarry
A New York resolution is to try and say f*ck less than 100 times a day. Not easy.
AuralOcean
*checks counter* nice! Only 99. Fuck yeah! Ah fuck.
Mxlespxles
*ding* Fuck
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Fuck I said that in the last hour.
lurkilydurkiler
Darn tootin’ near impossible right now
Mxlespxles
Golly
FireSolvesProblems
Think you're ever going to win the world series of dice?
MoreAshyThanLarry
I'm going from ashy to classy.
Samerious
One of my favorite skits.
Mxlespxles
Fuck that.
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Mxlespxles