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Dear unsolicited dick pic sender,
1. I didn't ask for you to send me a picture of your dick.
2. Just because you assumed I was a girl, doesn't give you the right to send me a picture of your dick.
3. It wasn't even an impressive picture of your dick.
4. Thanks for the dick pic.
Yours faithfully,
A bundle of sticks xx
FP Edit: Send nudes- Just don't call me the F word when you do it.
DoctorDudeBruh
Send him pegging pics. Dicks that send dick pics love pegging pics.
romeo222
hahahahaha this is so funny!!
wildeiago
Not just any bundle of sticks...
Equatemylifewithsand
Imgurians are so easily trolled.
n080dy123
Joke's on him, OP is actually gay and totally liked it.
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
NAME NAMES, TELL US WHO DID IT
forreallyandfortrue
Dick pic senders want exactly 1 response - 'When can I suck off that bad boy that's bigger & better than any other I've ever seen?'
sandbreather
dethkitten
I still don't get the random dick pics!! I've gotten pics of them all flaccid and sad. What? Am I suppose to get excited and enjoy that?
jqdao3
Well, @OP, he isn't wrong now.
Sheepyhead
Had a guy PM me asking about my tits because I wrote a comment about sleeping naked. I'm a dude
MandaloreTheDefiler
So? You still got tits.
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
Name, shame and post pic
igniteice
Probably can't, because this probably never happened.
GeneralMess
Absolutely, so we can point and..
ElegantKitty
I've mostly been asked, only once has it been unsolicited. I think that's pretty good to ask first.
theothercollin
well, you did look at a picture of his dick. and i bet you didn't think #nohomo while doing so.
HailNimrod
Happened to me 2 months ago got 5 in a row from random numbers.
IAmNotASkeleton
Shoulda said "it was a relatively impressive picture of an unimpressive dick"
GenericCouchPotato
Sorry for using the f word, but you're a fantastic person @OP
SjyiN
So u are one of them "man" 's
ForeverSleepin
Yes I am mans
PureLoveMachine
So what you're saying is... You want a picture of my penis?
Ganglecreep
I'll never understand sending unsolicited dick pics online. Whatever happened to wearing just a trench coat to your local middle school?
wyatt8740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK7Bh1RMu5Y
damspam
LOL
TugAndChug
Sex offender registries.
Ganglecreep
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51vwiQNYzlL.jpg Pair of these your identity is secure. No pesky lists or Megan's Law.
TugAndChug
Facial recognition companies don't want you to know about this one easy trick!
gleely
Honestly if you want to nip it in the bud, just go and register yourself beforehand. Really cuts down on the lost time.
DonnaSelf
I spit out my soda. I needed this. Thank you
BelfryBats
Yeah there are folk that have this weird preoccupation with sending them to anyone and everyone.
q2grapple
and then there are some of us that never get any sent to them. :(
LukewarmBeans
Sometimes they ask nicely if they can send them. Those are always pleasant.
YouwontlikewhatIhavetosay
predisposition* is the word you're looking for. And I'd personally say they're just exhibitionists.
AuntSharron
Back in the day they’d get locked up for running around in public doing it. Now they’ve got the internet.
screamingwinemaker
Got sent a random pic of a naked girl. Laughed. She was offended. I laughed some more...
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
Reply with bigger dick, establish dominance.
TheBlackVan
A dick with a strap-on on.
JulieKablooie
"Oh that's a cool dick, here's mine! "
Vulspyr
Use a horse dick
Arsikere
we're talkin like one of those huge ones that look shopped
Nolfelix115
It’s not even that you need to establish dominance just think about how surprised he would be to receive one back.
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
Always establish dominance, if not, they may reply with even bigger dick.
Anthroposapien
A dick with a future.
Vulspyr
Dick to the future.
TheMightyElk
#bailey_jay
Diddykongkey
Never bring a pork dagger to a pork sword fight.*
Diddykongkey
*it is possible to achieve victory with a pork dagger if you have a high enough crit rating and/or duel wielding with no off/hand penalty.
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, I have seen your dick, now prepare to see mine.
d0o0o0d
Vangis064
God dammit Felix
TooBigTooThickTooHeavyAndTooLong
d0o0o0d
If you liked that...
mrLochness350
Oh jeez
DuineSgith
https://imgur.com/HrKrarg
ValiantlyFlailing
Everyone is projecting 100% of the time. If you can learn & see this, you will understand many more things.
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
people are being pretty silly, yes our psychological mindset affects all we do, idky they are disagreeing with you lol
AMacGyver
Always remember guys: No one wants a picture of your dick. And if they do want to see it, they don't want a picture of it.
Starwulf99
Well, unless you're married and just feel like trolling your partner for a laugh :)
Starwulf99
"Hey honey look it's your favoritest small appendage in the world, bet it makes you want it!" Roflwaffles
sarcasmandgeneralloathing
GadenKerensky
Some people do, but there are usually prerequisites and being a strange is usually never one of them.
ICanOnlyGrowCactus
So far everyone has asked if I wanted a dick pic, and told me to have a good night when I declined. I'm impressed.
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
want a dick pic?
ICanOnlyGrowCactus
Nah
TheSexiestRaccoonEver
To be fair, no one should have the right to send a dick pic even if you are a girl. That being said... welcome to being a girl.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
It probably doesn't help that you admit to being a sexy racoon.
wyatt8740
As a guy who isn't into exposing himself, do you really get these semi-regularly?
RoxanneLaWin
Yeh. And lol penis aside, it's really unpleasant.
wyatt8740
"penis aside?" I've never thought mine looked particularly pleasant either. And yeah I assumed the whole thing was unpleasant
RoxanneLaWin
'lol penis', or everyone joking about it. I didn't good make English speak. And concept aside, it's still so weird.
wyatt8740
Agreed there. I got a random dick pic once when stating my annoyance that women have so much trouble finding someone to tie their tubes. :|
streetsharts
I’m a girl . Never got a random D.P . But I got an unsolicited pic from another female . She was giving a trouser snake a “kiss”
KaratekaKid
Why the fuck would you send that to someone who is not either a) in the relationship one of you fucked up or b) y'all are poly?
streetsharts
I don’t even know her , I commented on of of her posts saying something about her having daddy issues ( joke) and she tells me her SO
streetsharts
Cheated on her and the next thing I know she PM’d me a pic of her sucking off her( ex) boyfriend’s best-friends dick
KaratekaKid
That is someone who a) has a few screws loose and b) is beyond insecure
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
You didn't get a dick pic yet? Ok wait
MaplePhoenix
Maybe it was a request?
Schmuck4hire
Then that makes it even more baffling he'd angrily call OP the derogatory term for homosexuals.
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
yes, but to be fair he didn't say he said it angrily, maybe it was oh so very sensual
ForeverSleepin
A request for what?
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
dat butthole
MaxweIIhaus
Sex.