OwnerOfABrokenHeart
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EDIT: I'll update if anyone wants one as things go!
Jun 18, 2017 4:21 PM
OwnerOfABrokenHeart
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EDIT: I'll update if anyone wants one as things go!
OwnerOfABrokenHeart
Also just to agree with most of you, when I call it a joke, it was so if she never had of texted me, I wouldn't have been upset.
aweff
Wow funny joke !
LittleKnownOne
Congrats step 1
tsunayou
don't kidnap and murder her as a joke...unless you use an anvil or a stick of dynamite, anything from acme really.
RancidRance
I did that once, my wife didn't approve but lucky I was single by the time the waitress got the restraining order put on me. Oh happy days
upsidedownbunny
As a joke? Sounds like you just gave her your number....which you did.
DoomSkuller
60% of the time it works every time
arboktellsajoke
Twas no joke m'lad
alexandersort
AarronTheGreat
When your dating life is a joke but apparently it's a good one.
notparticularlycrazy
If you never ask you never get answered.
Barrezio
A server once asked if I needed anything else, like her number. I was so oblivious I said "No, thanks. I'm all good." I was dumb back then.
KeepCalmAndNikon
All jokes are based on some truths.
screwdriverone
Hope you enjoy your date with the bus boy....
hurrayforboobies
Guys, it was a joke because he did it infront of his wife!
Clearcount
As a joke
jsktrogdor
Make sure you eat an entire block of cheese before hand and order your milk steak well done.
2hydrogen1oxygen
Navychief929
I left a waitress my number for real, and she gave it back to me
Shivdini1
I would believe you IF you wrote "My number 1337 420. LOL JK" but it wasn't a joke was it
B99Reactions
"As a joke" is a defense mechanism to not feel bad when rejected brutally
JosephVissarionovichStalin
Your date is actually a large Slavic man named Boris. He likes long walks on the beach and squatting in track suits.
EZMONEY98
Asked her to marry me as a joke. Its been 20 years now. I am so funny
BeauKnerr
On your deathbed: "Gotcha, bitch!" (flatlines)
BeardsleyMcTurbanhead
hellangel28
thats a weird joke, congrats i guess!
WTFJohnny
It's a joke you play on urself so u don't feel as bad when she never calls ur ass.Like haha i was just being stupid.It's a rather nice game
OwnerOfABrokenHeart
^
crashdummy35
Good luck! Hopefully she sexes, not murders you!!!
OwnerOfABrokenHeart
I can drink to that one Haha!
BattleMercy
TBH, I could drink to either one of those options
Ripplingtwinkie
Apply for a job as a joke, get the job, go to work as a joke, work hard as a joke, keep job for 10 years, get laid off, laugh because joke.
jo3v
"I can't believe they fell for it" *pads the inside of jacket with newspaper*
lacuaba
If your life is a joke you can never stop laughing!... I think
VagisilToothpaste
....Mr. President? Is that you?
Deanscream
I told my brother to leave a waitress his number that he thought was cute. He said idk. I told him he's playing real life tinder swipe right
RandomHockeyContextGuy
Not a bad analogy...
itslikeimwipingamarker
If it was a joke then follow through and stand her up like a man.
CometLaHal
no balls
petermcjerky
Waitresses at the strip club are also strippers. Just sayin'.
IamJustinSane
Very very rarely.
Pangs
No, they aren't.
thelonepig
Not true.
MegaDeuce
incorrect.
WTFJohnny
Not true my ex was a cocktail waitress she never stripped she was just a whore :(
Cartoones
Sorry I lold
odiervr
Your's too ? Was her name Joyce ? LOL !!!
DaddyPutin
My friends ex-wife tried pulling that. Worked at a strip club as a waitress and swore she wasn't stripping. She was stripping.
NotMyOfficialUsername
Damn, what the fuck johnny