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Aug 30, 2016 11:34 AM
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bluehorse55
"What animal is my dog?" ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME.
JustYourAverageNerd
oh. my. god.
OwMyChin
:( molested...
abinormal0081
My IQ is falling and my university wants its degree back! Thanks @OP...
hwatL4bloopy
like 3 of these are good questions.
justahumanbeing
microwavw one?
Promethianfire
I always hated penis inspection day.
enm93
I wanna know what song she's talking about. Darude sandstorm?
the42
The vampire one.
Splintec
Dragonogh
First one is quite strange; I've only seen this in porn, not in person, but I want to know what that white substance is too. Help?
CoMoBuCoo
It is Discharge from a vagina. There are many different kinds, so be warned.
spookyactionatadistance
I had penis inspection everyday. But I was boarding and in 3rd grade and it was by a fat motherly but also slightly cruel lady.
Iuseanavatargifforalmostnothing
TinyLittleTurtle
Evilcampincalf
I have a decently popular iFunny account OP, and some of these would be perfect for my account. I hope you don't mind me using them
Pulllikeadog
I love you. I've had a shit day and that just had me bent over.
CanadianMooseDoctor
That Very popular techno song is Darude - Sandstorm
Texantioch
#8 ..................wait for it...........
Texantioch
Darude-Sandstorm
TheMightyMoto
#1 is proof we need better sex ed classes.
demonjester1515
Well. Most of these are trolls, but if true then yes.
FlyingDutchGirl
Not just #1
Hatrax
All of these are proof we need more contraception.
NerdN1
Yeah, it is pretty f-ed up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0jQz6jqQS0
movealongthereisnothingtoseehere
40 seconds old question. Methinks the person who wrote it took the screenshot.
TheMightyMoto
Maybe, but there are ignorant people like that when it comes to sex.
mollyisthenameofmybicycle
Yeah, several made me think that. A lot of schools, if they teach anything, just try to scare kids out of sex with the pregnancy thing.
TheMightyMoto
Some schools, like Texas teach abstinence only sex ed, they are also top for teen pregnancy rates, take that for what it is.
dudezelda
Agreed. That's really not a bad question assuming she's had no formal sex education.
Hendlton
Uhm, really? Because I'm pretty I knew that you needed both genders to create a baby even before we had sex ed.
KhaleesiTheKitty
Most people don't know that females can ejaculate, they think only males do and that's what makes babies. I don't think it's out of >
KhaleesiTheKitty
>question for a young girl to freak out and draw an outrageous conclusion because she's misinformed even though logically she knows it's >
KhaleesiTheKitty
> impossible.
Brozen
Its darude sandstorm
kungfucatattack
God. That vampire one is legit disturbing. There is something so wrong with her.
CoMoBuCoo
Just proof that people who watched/read the twilight series are moronic.
BlueSpaceLizard
Question: I fell over in the shower while masterbating and then shit myself. Can get pregnant from this???? (p.s. I'm a guy)
CatlitterDaily
Yes
BlueSpaceLizard
Thank you!!!!! This is the best answer yet.
CatlitterDaily
Your welcome
CatlitterDaily
*You're
BlueSpaceLizard
I actually thought that was deliberate
Randomice
Another indictment of the American educational system.
Mack1986
and yet teachers all deserve raises and work so hard...
margaretolson
To be fair, when it comes to sex ed they are limited to a curriculum. Look up what happened here in Ontario, Canada when a new sex ed 1/
margaretolson
2/program was recently introduced. Parents literally pulled their kids out of school.
koopaya
Well-funded education systems deliver quality results. Not all teachers are great, but what career, honestly, can boast no waste?
CallMeHeisenberg
Er er er er DER DER DER
Xx11Rebecca11xX
To be fair, I have found a song from Yahoo answers' text interpretation of sound.
CanadianMooseDoctor
Darude - Sandstorm
ComedyMaster
Thats the answer for everything, 42 not anymore
Xx11Rebecca11xX
Nope. It turned out to be Omen by The Prodigy.
ateleryx
You mean the one where the word "Omen" takes up about 10% of all the words in the song?
Xx11Rebecca11xX
I could only remember the first part that went 'duh nuh nuh nuh woo doodooo wooo BASE BASE BASE' xD
ateleryx
Tbh that is actually a fairly accurate description
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
My favourite one was how do i fist my girlfriend, some tips? The answer went like (to paraphrase) Push your way right inside her, and >
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
control her from the inside. And when you get tired of controlling your GF, just crap yourself out again.
TerddFerguson
how is babby formed ?
MentalistApprentice
contract a pregnancy
yevsky
The best of ones
SomeDetroitGuy
You guys do recognize that nearly all of these are jokes, right?
BritishBatman
I mean... no, not nearly all of them.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
I wish I had your faith in the intelligence of my species.
scottjaeger
You wish you were deluded?
K9delta
I hope you're right
gibzx
Yeah it took me about 2 minutes to realize that. Or around 120 seconds
westo48
Well which is it? 2 min or 120 seconds?
Stache13081
Ha! I had it figured out at 1 min and 60 seconds! Top that! (I now have more time to try to get my wife to boil some eggs for me.)
TkMacintosh
...I tend to forget that sometimes...
sikzik
#3 is my all time favorite. "Molested? :("
snafu999
Penis inspection day is a 4chan wind up, with /b/tards horrifying the younger posters with stories of being inspected and measured publicly
AlkeneThiol
4chan is everything
superseriouscomments
I thought I knew how the clock works but that mircowave question got me very confused.
CatlitterDaily
1 minutes equals 60 seconds, 1 min + 1 min = 2 min, 60 sec + 60 sec = 120 sec, that woman made 120 seconds to a minute and 20 seconds- 1/2
CatlitterDaily
- when it's actually 120 seconds = 2 minutes because 120 divided by 2 (for 2 minutes = 60 (60 seconds which equals 1 minute) 2/2
dragonflyft
It's confusingly phrased. Unit conversion issue, see : as ., so 1.00m = 60s, 60s+60s=120s, 120s=2.00m. They're reading 1:00 as 100s, not 1m.
superseriouscomments
Yes ... that's what made it very confusing.
Sockpuppetmastermind
These pregnancy questions are alarming... is the sex ed really that bad?!
Firevine
It wasn't where I went to school (Surprisingly) But, parents could opt their kids out. Also, kids don't pay attention to shit.
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
In some states yes. If they even have a program.
KhaleesiTheKitty
Yeah sex ed at my school was "don't have sex. you'll get pregnant, your vagina will turn into a giant abscess, then you'll die of AIDS"
KhaleesiTheKitty
Literally nothing actually useful or anything that helped me understand my own or the other sex's body. So puberty was weird af for me.
Hendlton
In parts of America, the sex ed is: "DON'T HAVE SEX BECAUSE GOD SAYS SO!" And I mean that literally.
mollyisthenameofmybicycle
Right? "Don't have sex because god" or "don't have sex, you'll get pregnant" "no one will want you if you aren't a virgin"
Hendlton
Yeah, they try to scare the kids out of sex and drugs except that doesn't work because the kids aren't 6.