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ThePancakeNinja
I think we can all agree to give a pass on the one legitimately raised by a wolf goddess? Yes? Yes?
ragekritz
EyeOfTheTiger11706
ArtArchive
Human beings have an unlimited capacity to imagine themselves to be what they're not.
darkninja2992
so, where's the apache helicopter?
Phazonite
Where are these Tumblr people? Where can I find them? I just want to observe them, scientifically, like at a zoo. I need to understand them
ParakeetsAreDevilSpawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=komph9TxTbI
Koolkat1337
Actually, I'm a tri-gendered pyrofox.
thebastardface
Trigger wolfed.
Ziegejunge
Upvoted earlier, came back to favorite.
memesis
kojenk
Group affiliation rather than species. She's part of the wolf pack, she's accepted as such, she fights alongside them and they alongside her
sumtings
does every site make fun of tumblr? lol
DeadWombat
I used to find these funny until i met someone like this IRL. Now it just induces a cringe.
Garouleloup
You're telling me that they're outside the internet?
Porkchop01
I identify as toast. I expect you to use appropriate pronouns; including but not limited to: Wheat, White, Rye, Home, or Texas. Respect me!
DarkKrieg
I identify as a galactic super-being. My only pronoun is: Stormageddon; Dark Lord of All. The pronoun for the rest of you is: Peasants.
MemeaholicsAnonymous
tracereading
for someone raised by wolves she sure dresses and talks like a human.
LordIggy
I blame the talking wolves, and the fact that their poor little ugly cub couldn't grow a proper fur coat like the rest of her family.
wroughtironheart
Just take my up vote
chickenlomein
Him "you're beautiful" Tumblr "I should kill you!"
BoozeHound001
It's always a wold or a dragon, no one is a banana slug
Flyndaran
My family says I'm part skunk. Would that count?
MaelstromVanguard
This is because banana slugs are deadbeats and make terrible foster parents for wild children.
BoozeHound001
I know a guy that's "wolf kin" this fits him perfectly.
malachitedragon
Goes for the whole "wolves are loners!" schtick even though they're social creatures that live in packs, I'm guessing?
BoozeHound001
yep, I love hanging out with him. It's free entertainment all the time.
diregamer
for the curious http://texafied.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/dsc_3276.JPG
zark4di
Maybe because banana slugs sometimes chew their partner's penis off to reduce their competition.
CondescendingCunt
To be fair, banana slugs are hermaphrodites with neck vags & known to bite their mates' dicks off or plugging their neck vags with dried cum
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Wold.
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
Have you seen a flying fire-breathing banana slug? I know I haven't.
testzero
I think I've seen them in the Dump in BoF3.
skyler96
On all levels except financially anime was a mistake
JackVanFrost
I want to disagree with you, but I can't...
Kidiri
TeddyBearWitch
Where on Earth has this come from?
HighSlayerRalton
I'm not a human; I'm an Imgurian.
VioletIntentions
WaterblightGanon
that's a pretty hard downgrade, are you sure?
mithiwithi
To be fair, in the highly magical context of this story, the idea of her being a wolf wasn't so obviously absurd.
Aerux
Right, but if you read the title, the idea @OP is trying to mock is the gender-crap they make over at tumblr
weker
Or more likely otherkin who sometimes actually think they are really wolves.
NoZedWord
Also you do whatever your wolf god parents tell you to do
pronoun
Psst, it's a joke...
legitchrispratt
Yeah, I hate jokes, too. All misleading and shit.
WitcheryGrubb
I like you.
PixieDoll
I would like to formally invite you to my bed.
attackofthequokka
And the whole point of her character arc is her realizing she can't just be a wolf and that there have to be some compromises
YourLawyer
An ageless movie relating to problems I didn't know could seriously happen. Miyazaki is a genius.
TheRealPantera
What do you mean?
mithiwithi
IIRC, she was, in fact, entirely human, but she was raised by a magical giant talking wolf.
TheGrumpest
*wolf god
jpoc
Identity Crisis.
YamatoIouko
That miniseries sucked.
jpoc
wait what. a miniseries.
YamatoIouko
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Identity_Crisis_(DC_Comics)
ARandomHelljumper
Did she kill her sister and form the magnificent Roman Republic to bring order and stability to the Mediterranean and beyond?
Spacemayo
I believe this is correct. Her parents abandoned her and the Wolves took her in. I may be mistaken though.
attackofthequokka
Moro (the wolf matriarch) says at some point that she was pretty much tossed to the wolves as a distraction while her tribe fled.
Spacemayo
I thought I remember the wolves killing her parents but I can't remember
stja
That gives her a bit more of a basis for that claim than the average otherkin.
MaelstromVanguard
More than a bit.
Karilyn
From what I've seen, most otherkin have severe schizophrenia... so.... as far as they know, they were raised by a magical talking wolf too.
mithiwithi
I've never felt able to diagnose, but it seemed evident to me that otherkin have something nonstandard going on in their brains.
Karilyn
â‘¡ senses are lying to them, and the variations in the ways the patient attempts to explain and make sense of the inputs they are receiving.
Karilyn
â‘ There are a rather disgustingly large numbers of expressions of schizophrenia, most of which are the result of variations in the way their
Karilyn
â‘¢ After all, it's only human nature to assume that the one thing you can always trust are what your own physical senses are telling you.
CyborgScribe
I think you're badly misusing the word "schizophrenia" here.
Karilyn
â‘¡ In addition, I was shoehorning in a joke about a magical talking wolf. If you want a more serious explanation, I can write one up for you.
Karilyn
I'm not, but 140chars makes it hard to thoroughly explain psychiatric conditions, especially when pop-culture portrays them so inaccurately.
Karilyn
â‘¢ And lastly, please do not mistake me for claiming the inverse statement for being true; Most people with schizophrenia are NOT otherkins.
JetSetGo
That's stupid. Wolves aren't maternal enough to raise wolf-people. At least, that's what my dolphinfather says.
Flyndaran
There actually have been a few real cases of wolves caring for human children lost in the woods. One was for months I believe.
rustingknuckles
Kyle?
wroughtironheart
Just take my up vote
OkThanksByeee
I frikin love this movie
MrChaosMath
What's the name of the movie?
OkThanksByeee
Princess Mononoke
MrChaosMath
Okthanksbyeee
trashpanda88
Watch it!! Now! Spirit of the forest!!
OkThanksByeee
The exact purpose of my username :)
browsib
Did you just assume my species?
OkamiIssho
[internalized oppression]
Rockonman
I identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter, c'mon!
ANIMEJESUS
NinetaiIedfox
"... an Apache Helicopter, that is an absolute death machine." - Sir Patrick Stewart
BRAD666
Fast Forward to 2025...
VirusRenamon
I am cool ranch and this is my story
Hayashima
Today on: Tumblr goes to space!
adversebizarrecatharsis
*Barks*
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Vuthakral
B^U
Nalamimi
Wolves don't bark, hon.
TheRealCentralIntelligenceAgency
"Hon" what are you 50?
Drunkonmilk
I believe he was referring to this:
Nalamimi
hmm. this is new to me; thank you for showing me that. -bows-
ProxyPlayerHD
Where is that from, if i might ask?
Nalamimi
the original post is from my personal fav. movie, Princess Mononoke
Heartomaton
On all levels except physical, I am Hayao Miyazaki.
Skiba
WEEABOO!!!
NukeWolf
[Really wishes to disprove that but can't]
SSlack
[Children's whimsical journey through life metaphor intensifies]
BurritoBlasterBoy
[Ghiblis]
TheLawlrus395
Despite all this rage, i'm still just Nicholas Cage
Spacemayo
Howlongmustimakethisusernameuntilpeoplegetannoyedbymylongname
hi i comment on old comment get on my level
Tovlyn
admiralawesome4213
[Hair raises and fluffy up at emotional/magical moment]
SSlack
MRW seeing this almost a month later and getting the reference:
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admiralawesome4213
always nice when its a slow burn punchline :)
awesomegamer04
[slaps cat then runs for dear life]
ASmallPieceOfPaper
This is the best comment I have ever seen on this website. It's not saying much tbh
hartmonica
*doodles loudly at the ocean*
LokiShinigami
[Comes out of retirement again]
DarkWhiteWolf
[Applauds and cheers]
crownchang
Lol and he just came out of retirement AGAIN for a movie about a caterpillar.
Rami961
Not like wed complain, let him return over and over again ;-;
cutiepatoodiepumpkinbooty
Is it the very hungry fuhrer?
Swolebro
Anime was a mistake
SSlack
I find you lack of Otaku, Disturbing....
BachelorGourmet
They're paraphrasing Miyazaki himself, who isn't the biggest fan of anime culture.
SSlack
Oh seriously? Do you have a source? Cause I was just jokin but now I'm curious.
SSlack
Oh seriously? Do you have a source? Cause I was just jokin but now I'm curious.
BachelorGourmet
I mean, it's exaggerated. Really, he expressed a minor criticism that anime is being made by anime fans, without any observation of reality
BachelorGourmet
here's a clearer explanation, if not the original source, which I'm checking ouyt right now. >>>
BachelorGourmet
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anime-was-a-mistake
BachelorGourmet
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/131872-Hayao-Miyazaki-Anime-Suffers-Because-the-Industry-is-Full-of-Otaku
Skiba
Fucking weeaboos
CliffordJohnsonMiller
[firmly believes anime was a mistake]
Foxyfox135
Hah!
Spacemayo
Heartomaton
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anime-was-a-mistake?full=1
TheElusiveEnchilada
I actually never knew this happened. Thank you.
CliffordJohnsonMiller
It's a joke mate. That's what memes are for. Laughing. Not genuine archival of a man's words.
mustang2733
The issue comes when people think that it isn't a joke and use it as a way to hate on anime. It's those people that cause issue
Heartomaton
Sorry. Hard to tell who knows and who doesn't, especially in text.
KameronNoah
Except jojo, jojo is good
YouBetterNotBeJackingOffToBillyMaysInThere
I haven't even watched JoJo and I like it.
Heartomaton
[Draws]
turtburgs
Draw me some spirits and tell me about them please
sissichu
[retires]
Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
Nooooooooo
YoshiHike
GravitationalTimeDialation
My friend wants to know the name of this movie
LordIggy
Princess Mononoke.
dankukri
Princess Mononoke
Tkeleth
Anybody else think this scene is so fucking hot...?
RandomTechpriest
troelsm
Or a dragon.
ProxyPlayerHD
Dragons are Awesome, but we are Human Beings... atleast Biologically. and... oh god, i get it.
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
I take great offence to that remark /s
leonbloodbane
Dunno if that was a reference to spirited away or not but +1
troelsm
Actually it was a dig at people who can't come to terms with being regular humans. If you don't know about them, good on you!
HornyDragon
Otherkin???
HighSlayerRalton
One should never commend a lack of knowledge.
troelsm
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
HighSlayerRalton
Better to know an unfortunate truth than believe a pleasant falsehood.
DoctorTwoHearts
Isn't it Princess Mononoke?
leonbloodbane
Yes but in spirited away a boy is a (spoilers) dragon who is a river spirit that can turn back and forth from human to dragon
DoctorTwoHearts
Ahh... I gotchu, great catch! +2