Not a large Tumblr dump

Feb 24, 2016 5:20 PM

jojangers

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When I see you ladies asking to play

Air drying

I bet they're delicious anyways

"fake" words

The life of little Susie, narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

G is for Ginny

Shout out!

Shower thoughts

Phrases that'll create sexual tension

Sup with the toes of the guy in the bathtub. Should toes bend sideways like that?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Worth it for shamecation. I'm going to use that

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

So which one of the friends is not aware of the pc masterrace?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#19 wtf is wrong with that guy's feet????

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are Netflix a country?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Are Nintendo developing a nuclear bomb?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

no, patrick. netflix are not a country

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bunions

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

small dump eh? at least it's smaller than 122.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Liar

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Peasants are no friends of mine.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Anyone want to hear some wildlife facts?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Put a bad mustache on him and Froot could be a Cera post.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: the underwater graveyard is actually in Lake Jocassee in South Carolina. It was previously an inhabited city that was flooded.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

FYI, it could mean they're a massive tease about everything. Source: currently dating someone like that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I did too. She flaked out on me big time.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I'm going to write that Mary Poppins song, but will it work if I do it på svenska" oh clever girl you!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'ma have to admit, I haven't a single shred of a clue what that one was all about.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder if Tiffany has Legolandish, I mean, Danish ancestry

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does anyone else repeatedly attempt to upvote every frame you like?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That title is BS.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I feel somewhat lied to.

10 years ago | Likes 241 Dislikes 1

thank the internet.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We should take OP on a shamecation for this!

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

My phone didn't even load anything past the title, so it checks out on my end.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Scared, Potter?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would actually like to see Malfoy in his own movie. Like being evil for evils sake. I think that actor could pull off his own story.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not that large. I feel like this is a good sized tumblr dump

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

That's why I said somewhat. I was expecting 20, maybe 30. But its still not a huge dump.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We should stop talking about poop

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Non, c'est une fucking pomme" makes me laugh harder than it should every single time

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

it's just a painting of an apple, you dipshit

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Only five of these were new to me.

10 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

Even better: At least four of these SEVENTY-FIVE images were new to me. Then it's positive and passive aggressive. Win win.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a glass half empty kind of attitude. How about: At least four of these were new to me?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

IT'S CREME DE LE CREME A LA EDGAR YOU FUCKING RHINOCEROS

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

JESUS FUCK

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

*mortified gasp*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*GASP* D:

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*GASP*

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#9: what about gavagai?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"How did they learn to translate" person clearly has thought about language conceptually but not very deeply

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They've never heard of the Rosetta stone.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean that's not the only way people have ever translated languages but yeah

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much how everybody learned English is the English stuck their guns into people's backs and whispered, "You speak our language now."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That translation joke always bothers me. C'est une calisse de pomme. We do have French swear words you know

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 Do you even Dyson Airblade bro?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I saw a kid at school just standing there with his hands inside the machine not moving them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As long as it was not his dick...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine he was standing there for a while when it's just blowing on his wrists.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

those legs in the bathtub... da fuck is wrong with the toes?

10 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 2

I'm convinced those are Doberman feet. Source -> Me

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Could it be.. Paul bunyan??

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He has bunions.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bitchin' Big bunions, buddy.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They wear pointed shoes that are a little too small for them... for a long ass time.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Bunions

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was ok looking at the first 10, then NOOoooOOO, you have to go mention one that made me click on "65 more". Here's you point, but I'm mad

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want to create a cartoon of a family of mystery solving chickens called the Clue Clucks Clan.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Now I want to sire your children.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You may find siring my children to be difficult. Lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, all your eggs are already unviable.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nonexistent more so than unviable.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0