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Poor Viper!
May 17, 2021 9:55 AM
AspiringBeefCurtainInspector
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Poor Viper!
getadogupya
Headshot... headshot... headshot... headshot... headshot... headshot...
superhanssuperhands
Monkey1Overlord
I need one of these birds as a support animal. The only thing I fear is snakes, with this dinosaur on my side I would be unstoppable.
theyear1500
My wife when I come to bed
FullTimeDisaster
Nice kicks Washimi!
BleachedPP
TheDrongo
chorizo123
Sagsquatch
those three full on kicks while the snake was dangling, impressive
Donk4donk
Stupid sexy bird
NotCthulhu
It's funny to imagine that at some point these birds were so bombarded with snakes, only the ones with the best kicks passed on their genes.
SmokyDoggg
Bah gawd Kang! He's stomping a mudhole walkin' it dry!
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SmokyDoggg
Someone do something fer Gawd's sake! This man has a family!! Think of his children, Kang!
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SmokyDoggg
QuindecimT
FUCK THIS SNAKE! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS SNAKE FUUUUCK
Nickelbackfat
No can defend
clintwestwud
Sounds like Blake vapes lol
ccpreCookieGamer
Straight for the head. Not a noob like Thor.
Mortalitor
Same dude voice? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gstcLQ_LC1g
endyrr
DoNt TrEaD oN mE
Noesies
And now I have a reaction gif (well video) for that crap.
getadogupya
Damnit, now I want to see someone photoshop a red hat on it...
beoluves
/a/lMLNt2n
killersoda275
It's the sexy bird from Aggretsuko
Evanrudeplz
Snarkywisecrack
I want this flag!
FaithAlone
This flag is fucking awesome.
astromoondoggie
“DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! deaddeaddeaddeaddeaddeadbuttdeaddeaddeaddead”
misteremjay
deaaaaaaaaaaaaad...dead dead.....dead
MagnorCriol
Can’t be too careful with those fuckers.
mississippilessly318
Wanna update this comment but not gonna be the one to change that 69!
mississippilessly318
Upvote*
CitizenSnips1
Bite the curb!
korgothburns31415
Oh damn dude
Woahouch110
Feel bad for the snake :(
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
It's ..a rubber snake.
Woahouch110
Ahh, good.
Howmuchistoomuchspam
I think it’s fake. Might be training the bird ? Seems like an odd but useful pet bird trick.
weaselodoom
Secretary birds kill snake by doing that, its a common thing to see in the wild.
definitelynotamemberberry
brulf
baldm0mma
Phenomenal movie. Intense, dark, thoughtful, beautifully written and acted.
snooch2thegouch
NaranciasFancyShoes
brianthefly
Just got it!
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DeanOMiite
This is exactly where I went in my brain, too
komdernouffbijjoh8
AynZar
Snakes don't last long against those drumsticks
Raygirl
All the people saying 'lol Crane' when we're all here for Ms Washimi being a QUEEN.
thethingthatwentsplat
I was hoping to see this.
SlyMrFox
Their ceo is such a misogynist.
choakid999
He’s just kinda a dumbass. Ton is a misogynist.
P0sterNutbag
Ton is literally a chauvinistic pig.
choakid999
Yea, that’s the point. But Ton isn’t the CEO
P0sterNutbag
Oh, I know. The incompetent elephant guy is. He’s not really sexist or anything, just well... Incompetent.
MrSpankalot
Do unmute! What is the source of this?
Trailss
BlakeWebber on ig
MashMouth
Loves killing the game
DidgeryDrew
Called 'Crane Technique.' If do right, no can defense.
HapilyDamaged
IllBeNicerIfYoullBeSmarter
That, friend, is a Secretarybird - not a crane. Old dinosaurs, just like Shoebills.
KingDougLife
I thought they prefer administrative assistant bird
Vikingess
PA Bird.
ComoSeIguana
Wut
Sayagain
I find them adorable and want to give them all the chin and belly rubs!!!
BatsAreAwesome
Those eyelashes tho
EyesOnThePies
Kinda like shoebills, but way more fabulous
ThaWhiteRanger
That's a pretty drone
veritas1980
and Cassowary
erischilde
It's beautiful. Sleek? Elegant...
leadheadcaptainpresidentofthetautologyclub
They can break your hand with those kicks; they are no joke.
Phislammajama
What's the bird that's mean as hell from Southeast Asia with the blue head eth the crest? Looks straight up like a dinosaur?
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
Only found in Northern Australia, the island of New Guinea, and some smaller islands in-between.
l3gi0nn
Cassowary
ArchSchnitz
They also have a killing claw rather like a dromeosaur, just less curved.
Alkumist
the bird in kung fu panda isnt even a crane its a goose, or a peacock
peesmuggler360
i mean arent all birds old dinosaurs?
Canofminus
But it’s obviously doing southern crane style.
MrGForce1888
What makes a bird more old dinosaur than other birds?
P0sterNutbag
They’ve just been around for a very long time. All birds are dinosaurs, but have come and gone and evolved.
Shwayzie
Evolution ☝️?
ThisIsJtron
If I had a secretary bird I'd have her donating my money to many worthy caws.
OverMyDadBody
You are a secretarybird
ItsActuallyDavidNow
IllBeNicerIfYoullBeSmarter
I wish.
OverMyDadBody
AspiringBeefCurtainInspector
Thank you, I actually had no idea... To me, it just looked like Crane from Kung Fu Panda. Today I learned something new and I'm grateful.
ValkyrieGoddess
@op. I grew up in Kenya and they are quite bountiful in the game parks. Beautiful birds. Vicious to small prey, harmless to humans. ?
AspiringBeefCurtainInspector
That sounds amazing tbh, the most exotic thing I grew up around was a BlueJay lol. I love birds! Would love to hear stories about Kenya!
ValkyrieGoddess
Well, here is a quick tidbit of random information. when I was very young to my early teens, I lived 7k up Mt Kilimanjaro in a tiny village
ValkyrieGoddess
Called Oloitokitok.
PrincePiggo
There was a Secretary bird in Disney's Bedknobs and Broomsticks.
FisterMantastic
Omfg I forgot about this movie, it has been so long. I need to watch it again now.
luciferian669
Great film
NoctemElder
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UnagiFerrin
One of the few people I know who've seen that. I loved it!
MerkinSuit
I was into anything with knights in it as a kid, "ghost" ones fighting Nazis was one of my favorites.
UnagiFerrin
Same here! I always wanted to be a knight or something lol
AnnieGitchYerGun
I watch it with my kids at least once a year. My youngest looooves this movie. It's held up really well.
KEbmeistergeneral
Dozens of us! My fav Disney movie
PrincePiggo
redamancy
I will randomly sing Age of Not Believing to myself because I love it. And that movie.
VaardArk
There is an old rusty gear somewhere in the back of my mind as I try to recall this movie. It has a bit of give, but it can’t quite turn.
PrincePiggo
Does this jog your memory?
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FisterMantastic
<3
AnnieGitchYerGun
I love that scene. Poor guy.
PrincePiggo
Great movie! I just rewatched the end battle - pretty impressive VFX for its time, well deserving of the Oscar it won for them.
shyriath
Legions of magically-animated armor vs. Nazis. My childhood self was only slightly more gleeful about it than my current self.
PrincePiggo
Yep! Beats modern crap like Frozen any day.
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