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My step-Dad, celebrating victory over 130 beers with a bottle of vodka.
Sometime in the late 70’s I think.
Most viral edit: Whoa what a thing to wake up to. Thanks, team!
1 - Nope, he's not dead. Healthy, happy, and working still in his late 60's.
2 - This was over a weekend, whatever that means, not all in one night.
3 - Yes ladies, he's a widower, single and ready to mingle!
4 - He's the best Dad anyone could hope for. ♥ ♥ ♥
5 - I, too, could aspire to this level of greatness.
nonCanadianGoose
So like 40% of his day was spent pissing?
poorwhitetrash
Your step dad was a hero.
bfiGamer
That belt buckle tho...
Burghguy
We'll, he did marry your mom, OP....
DeWanewithIfiniteLazers
Almost double Boggs The Gang would be proud
WhoopsieDaaaazzy
I like your step dad
JAKETHESNAKE101
He didn't save Me one!!
Lambdafish1
And that kids, is how I met your mother
smegheadY2K18
Your step dad reminds me of my dad.
toolongofanametoputhere
A man has to have goals
ScaryEyes
Life after 30. All I can think about is how bad that rug must smell
HerJewcynessTheDiscoQueen
Whooops I missed that.
wishdog2049
I have watched my aunt Gladys drink a 12 pack of beers by herself in 2 hrs and show no visible signs of it. Didn't even pee to my knowledge.
whodat54321
is it just an artifact on the photo, or are those blood spots on the tv?
2graves
Not an artifact, looks more like a spill
obastables
It's marker or pen ink, was on a few of the photos in that pile.
Uens
What is that ancient box relic that looks like a primitive tv
catrov
That is a 25 inch "full-size" tv. That was the biggest they made them back then. It could even have been black-and-white, ie. no color.
Grumposstuff
No, No, No, Colour, but only 13 channels. Had colour in Canada in the 60's.
phonoodle415
I use to drink a shit ton. Now i look back in disgust. I just got a little over 2 weeks sober
Ragingchickenhammer
Perfectly normal behavior in Scotland.
GoPlacidly
He’s Canadian. Mix of Molson Golden, Molson Export and a sprinkling of Labbatt 50.
MrsRodriguez
No those aren't Canadian beers.
Grumposstuff
But no Red Cap.
seenunseen
It's a marathon...not a sprint
MrFlibbleIsVeryCross
No regrats
NotWrongJustNotRight
butwhatamisaying
Will he make it to his late 70’s though?
obastables
Getting close, he's in his late 60's now and still healthy.
HeyOhBotchedToe
Me IRL trying to fall off my first LSD trip. Circa 2006.
phoenixgrinder
over how many days. Andre the giant couldn’t pull that off in a night. He doesn’t even look bloated
obastables
The story is a weekend at the cottage, however many days that might have been. :D
MN012
Cocaine
connorpot
Definitely
circlebreaker
*projectile vomits 2L of beer & immediately continues drinking*
DaShanghaiKid
It's a helluva drug!
iwinyoulosebutkeepchecking
Its My coCaine, michael caine.
elGuapo4211
killglance
Acid
ArcaneConjecture
"She don't lie / she don't lie / she don't lie..."
elGuapo4211
Michael Caine
CubanAssassin
If you ever done blow...drinking beer is gone...lots of full to 3/4 full beer everywhere
MrNozzlelollipops
The king of beers
houseOfGord
Ansatsunin
Shouldn't mix the two. Makes something called cocaethylene in the liver about two hours after taking both, which is pretty bad stuff.. 1/2
Ansatsunin
See more: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1432406 2/2
ComoSeIguana
elGuapo4211
So they DON’T cancel each other out..
Ansatsunin
Nope. They produce something that can cause your heart to stop, because it's pretty damn toxic to us.
baconmassacre
That shit was pure af back in the day. ( I’m 22) lol
SmallRedAssBaboon
You are correct.
3001100113
Was he celebrating collecting empty bottles or what?
DaShanghaiKid
It's 5 cents a bottle, he needs the money.
Buhbasaur
Nah, tolerance was higher back then and alcohol cheaper. That was just his previous night and getting some hair of the dog with the vodka./s
danielfrost114
Lucky Lager $1.99 for a 12 pack. Like drinking slightly flavored water.
bicthief
Coke was pretty popular too lol.still is today
MrsRodriguez
Tolerance was higher back then ? Lol just go away.
TheN8
Beer was also weaker.
ProcrastinatorPython
The piss mustve been astounding
2fligh2high
YouThinkThatsBad
The waterfall was a nice touch
topperbush4
Something telling me AUSTRALIA
waiwode
Canada, judging by the beers. Molson Golden, Export, and Labatt's 50 bottles (and stubbies!) laying on the floor.
AussieNotNamedBruce
Australia of the northern hemisphere :)
waiwode
Hardly any pie shops here, and our 5 and 10 dollar bills are the opposite colour. (So many difference, but yes, I see the connection).
obastables
Winner winner chicken dinner.
MultipleMorgasms
I thought Moldon stock ale
waiwode
Many bottles are Golden, might be a couple of the ol' blue anchor Stock Ale there. Visits to Brewer's Retail in the 70's finally pays off!
MultipleMorgasms
Molson *******************
GrimdogX
I call Bullshit, world record for most beers drank was 119 and that was Andre the Giant and it ruined him.
obastables
It was a weekend at the cottage, not an "all in one night" thing.
tumppu
He just said "victory over 130 bottles of beer", not that he drank them. Maybe he beat the bottles in long jump or something.
tumppu
Btw, my record for beer consumption is somewhere around 40 bottles over maybe 24-26 hours hours. Hangover was pretty epic too.
obastables
Not sure what mine is, I've had a couple of alcohol fueled adventures and an impressively high alcohol tolerance to go with them.
simplysaline
9 months later the real regret set in
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
And that baby was born drunk
CaptainMorganTheFreeman
Honestly that's just more testament to his prowess if he drank that much and still won a pool tournament with a rope
PrincessWasabi
What an interesting euphemism
FriedBoiledEgg
He's OP's step-dad. Not dad. Or you're implying a plot twist here?
ChrisCopp
I hear step anything and I get a boner...pornhub has ruined me
TheBadDad
itotallyagreewithwhatyousaid
thyfartismurder
Step stool
jimmy8worlde
Double boner
3tiddy
How do feel about step ladders
pisschinpeepooland
do they have horny milfs on top?
Everydecentnameistaken
rarelyaccuratefacts
You're not my REAL ladder!
ChrisCopp
I wish they'd STEP on my nuts until they almost pop then tell me I'm worth less than garbage in the ocean. Until I climax in my mankini.
itsugibugitime
Makini?
ChrisCopp
This is why you never ask these questions on the internet. Hahahaha
ImGooder
Na diffrent people drank those, one is a nervous lable peeler.
RedLanternGrodd
No fuck even in my prime 130 wasn't going down in a day solo
MrsRodriguez
It doesn't say a day
Dearmeat
The one standing up infront of him has had its labor started maybe its him
FoxShepherd
raggamuffin132
Label or lable
cyanidkatharsis
ladle
Smegminator
Labia
ImGooder
I obviously dont know.
raggamuffin132
At least you tried.
Brainlard
Obviously, it's technically impossible to drink 40 litres of anything in one sit. You'd die of hyperhydration and/or alcohol poisoning.
Gameking116
You must be fun at... wait. No this is fact.
PsychedelicButterfly
Hyponatremia is a beeotch.
Brainlard
That is unless you are Andre the Giant, of course.
ComicAvec
As a giantologist I can say that the person in this picture is most likely not a giant. 87% certain of it.
obastables
He's 6'4" .. not likely a giant, no.
pisschinpeepooland
87% certain its inconceivable?