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Fanboys
Learned something new about the prince
Next thing you know she'll call the home owners association.
Apocagen
#4 They are slippers made of glass, formed directly to her feet. They have 0 give to them so they would of course only fit her feet perfect.
Italiando
I know who Gavin is
bringbackfritoburrito
He's wearing a duckcedo. How did they miss this one
PlutosBeard
as someone with a really bendy spine I'll have you know I'm at least 12% more banana than some people!
cheesus309
#10 is from Groucho Marx's autobiography. That dude was funny as fuck.
SoThisisWhatTheVolumeKnobsfor
The franchise-fry that I ever did see!
goflyblind
#FreeNeptune
Geodoge
As a guy, I'm 10% more banana than my girlfriend
neondemonn
At first I was all, "dumbass..." And then I got it. Because you have a penis.
TheDetunedWatermelon
That is a goddamn classy duck.
ThisOneTimeI
Yells BONJOUR at penis.
ROBROR87
*GAVIN SCREAMING*
HoliBug
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
zackofspades
Immediate slow roaster.
wessyfbaby
I think this one has been on all 2000 of the tumblr compilations on here for some reason.
ThisOneTimeI
Still makes me laugh every time.
sealfury
Seems like a good place for me to grouse that pomme is fucking feminine.
justahumanonline
is that why it shrank?
ThisOneTimeI
http://imgur.com/O5rXx2E
justahumanonline
ah...thanks for that reference. I was only thinking about the horror reference.
szepasszony
"Extremely young age", so you were premature?
AssamLaksa
'The Frenchiest Fry'! Pfft, what a genius!
BlueShwagger
#1
WalrusAbove
M'lady
joppetie
mlem
whoseshoesarethese
He's putin it out there
Millillion
theamightylemon
a-fucking-dorable
Millillion
I'd post her pixiv tag, but Imgur can not into Japanese characters, it seems. http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2222660
Millillion
There may be NSFW therein^^^
IHateUsher
It's 5:42am, lying next to my SO in bed and I just peed a little at 'The Frenchiest Fry'
Roumenov
Did they notice? What do you think they'd do if they read your comment?
IHateUsher
She didn't notice, I survived. Thankfully she doesn't care for Imgur.....
IHateUsher
She didn't notice, I survived. Thankfully she doesn't care for Imgur.....
ihazanaccount
Because if I recall correctly the ball in Cinderella was a masquerade.
ColinCraig
You're thinking of Romeo and Juliet.
Kyuubles
No, it's more to do with it being originally a Chinese folk-tail and in China small feet is a sign of beauty so Cinderella had the smallest
ihazanaccount
that is really cool, thanks
justgivemewine
No, I am the frenchiest fry http://imgur.com/RikzY0B
graehall
That's an, honourable, distinction.
hesychasticextrovert
I'm the Englishest Fry
maverickquasar
I seen no garlic, y'ain't french!
PCthug
Ahem.
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
EYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOO!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
You win
PhoneSax
Ok so maybe he did have a foot fetish http://imgur.com/e8Ossci
carewyllie
Seriously, though. Who IS Gavin? What is the source of that reference? My Google search was fruitless.
revcleo
Gavin Free
revcleo
Achievement Hunters.
AwwMang
And here's an example [GAVIN SCREAMING] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw6RORnj8DE#t=23
mburgerqvist
Such an unspectacular clip.
horsebananas
Rooster Teeth.
carewyllie
I assumed you were trolling me but looked it up anyways. I apologise for my erroneous assumption. You are clearly superior.
horsebananas
About time someone noticed. Nah, I'm kidding. Not really.
birdspy
Amythyst
...Prop Hunt on Garry's Mod?
AwwMang
Mr. Gavin Free of Roosterteeth, Slo-Mo Guys, and Achievement Hunter! http://youtu.be/_rFYhLt7Dlo
theofficialseraphim
I have a feeling this is from iFunny...
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Fuck ifunny up the ass with a salty cactus.
OnlySuperstition
Yeah, OP didn't even go to tumblr, just took screenshots from other people. Kinda cheap and it makes the quality a lot worse, too.
Amythyst
Quality of the posts or quantity of pixels?
techh101
Poor Gavin :(
imlesmartest
a mingy liltle sog bucket
sadowl
teeeeeeaaaaaase it
GavinScreamingAtTheHeadlighttFluid
*sniff*
beetlebrained
#teamgavin
Galdornae
So many times I've seen that one.
GentlemanCow
Cheeky lil bugger
slitherlitter
1) Cinderella's shoe is a no-brainer. Normal shoes made from fabric or leather will yield to your feet. A bit too tight? No problem, it will
slitherlitter
2) stretch out over time. But Cinderella had glass slippers, that glass isn't yielding to any foot. It has to fit her like a glove from the
slitherlitter
4) size left and right. Of course they weren't going to fit anyone else. Probably not even her twin if she had one.
slitherlitter
3) start. A bit too tight? Well TOO BAD! I'm gonna cut you! The way most people's feet are they probably weren't even the same
GodLikeButHumble
Also, in the original tale, the shoe wasn't glass (verre), but fur (vair). The prince is looking for the girl with the right "fur slipper"
slitherlitter
2)his original written version so if true the mistake must have happened with him or even earlier.
zackofspades
Is it an urban legend because fur slipper implies unshaven coot?
slitherlitter
Lol, no. If it really was a fur slipper than it implied slippers made of expensive squirrel fur.
zackofspades
...the Internet has ruined me.
slitherlitter
1)Lol, I have heard that too but there's good evidence that this is actually an urban legend. In any case, Charles Perrault did use verre in
RoundThreeFIGHT
ZeroCookie
The taste is a little different in baked goods if you have very sensitive taste buds, but... a lot of people just hate vegans.
qussow
So... margarine?
30Minds
Most margarines are not vegan.
fanficaddict
Nope. Margarine has some dairy in it, vegan butter is nothing but a conglomeration of oils. Makes horrible no-bake cookies.
WhimsicalCalamari
i'm so happy i've never experienced true suburban life
weirdpuppy
Its not bad
purplegorillacolonel
You're not missing anything.
RosesAreRedMyBedIsGreenIWantYouInItIfYouKnowWhatIMean
It's worth the experience.
IAmTheSquidward
FUCK IFUNNY
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
UP THE ASS WITH AN UN LUBED CACTUS COVERED IN LEMON JUICE AND SALT.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
WHILE DUCK TAPED TO A CHAIR AND LISTENING TO JUSTIN BIEBER
TooMuchSweg2Handle
#8 Why is that even like that? There is plenty of room to scoot that over a whole letter so they can fit the C on there... (1/2)
ThaumPenguin
It was probably done as a joke.
CharlieWarlie
They built an addition after the sign was put up.
AnybodyOutThere
DAMN your logic and your facts!
AnybodyOutThere
More: So, they spent $millions on an addition and couldn't spring to move the letters over? Sounds typical.
TooMuchSweg2Handle
and why did they even put the C on last? You don't write from right to left.
RaeNashon
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Amythyst
This isn't writing though. It's hanging shit. You don't always do that in the proper order.
heartstarsandcandybarsandshit
Photoshopped.
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
I should be "Je suis unepomme", not "je suis un pomme". Pomme is feminine people.
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
~* une pomme
humptyblargh
French people think potatoes are girls? Explains a lot, thanks.
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
Pomme means apple ya doof.
OpinionMill
Over here, potatoes are called "patates". They're girls too. Maybe that's why you lot get confused about gender, grammar letting you down :P
ZeroCookie
I couldn't resist:
OpinionMill
T'aimes tu ça manger des patates? Des patates pilées, des patates frites, des patates au Cheez-Whiz?
ZeroCookie
Mon nouveau préféré est "Aloo Chop", c'est la nourriture indienne. Des patates pilées (contient aussi des légumes), en friture. Deep-fried.
chrisjfinlay
Pommes = apples. Pommes du terres = apples of the earth. Potatoes.
Erzasameow
*Pommes de terre :P <3
chrisjfinlay
Thanks, I always mess up genders
reptilianstarlord
Apples
humptyblargh
Ah. That's completely logical.
neondemonn
Wtf does that mean?
BumbleButt
I am an apple
TheQUARRYTheBOULDERSLesserKnownFather
Une is for feminine nouns (apple etc.), Un is for masculine (Man, boy and such.) Overall it means I am an apple.
Roumenov
I first read that as "Un is for masculine (Man, boy and suck)". Did a literal spit take at work.
letmeslipintosomethingmoreFreudian
Une pomme is an apple!
sendmeyourarmslikeliterallycutthemoffandsendthem
#fight me Helen
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beetlebrained
ITS A GODDAMN ARMS RACE!
IFrickinLoveSharks
God damn it Helen
RastaPal
I have been laughing for a solid 8 minutes
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Easy win if she fights the way she crops.
justchasinglight
MY BROWNIES
StandardDeviant
GRAB THE TOASTER
thegreatblacksby
MY CABBAGES
Zephronias
"Don't be a religious suburban white mom about it" is the best phrase ever.
toomanytrips
Don't be a non-religious, urban, black mom about this
kikiohearts
OMG THATS ME!!! ...wait do farms count as urban?
TheFluffiestofallTheCupcakes
My name is Helen
pluto5ever
Hi! My name is Helen too.
allahuakbar95
fight her helen!
ImNotGoodAtTheseKindsOfThings
*Fern Gully* HI HELEN!!!
Seegrums
Hellen ain't no bitch.
Icantgetout
...what is that?
helentbh
I'll fuck you up, bitch!
edwardelricsnipples
Shut up, Judy! My daughter is better at dancing than yours!
somethingsomethingrhymeswithbones
this needs to be a bigger thing
dokidokes
My mom's name is Helen. She would wreck that betch so hard.
HelenWhat
I'm a lover not a fighter.
vampyrita
Oh my god the napoleon one. Ahahaha
napoleonbonerfarte
You rang?
bananaforscaleplease
Unfortunately i go to the school where that college of architecture and planning picture was taken and that is a shopped picture
Bacxaber
Pic or it didn't happen.
bananaforscaleplease
lost45
Which school is it? And is it like a known thing there?
ourgreatbenefactor
A Google search told me it was Ball State.
MrMcKrinkledink
Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana
CharlieWarlie
Gah every time... It used to be there until they built an addition where the CNC and the robot arm is.
bananaforscaleplease
that wouldn't make sense.. that door wasn't altered when the addition was made. also there's no way this picture is from 1972
bananaforscaleplease
for those who are curious
MopingMechanism
That isn't the same building.
mattvam
it's literally shopped how the fuck would you know lol
foxmcshane
Imgurians: 80-90% banana.
Stuntminer202
80-90% scale*
Moonmoonn
As moonmoonn I think I'm 110% banana
samulsmith
Jose: 100% banana.
iurimc1618
Maybe some bananas are more imgurian than other bananas.
AdorableTinyKitties
It's a banana world... it's a banana world..
HeartlessMirror
Minions: 99,9% Banana
sikzik
Lol that one cracked me up
Vuthakral
But I'm a Dragon! D:
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
JeffGoldblumWatchesYouPoop
Damn imgurians are small, I'm like 7-8 banana
amandil
http://www.liveforfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/minions-banana-boat.jpg
dontworryguysimhere
According to what scale?
Amythyst
The banana scale.
NonExistingName
r u sayin sum peeple r 10% moar bnana than others?
Likeamamagoose
http://imgur.com/sHz9b67
Melonfish
Imgurian for scale?
DonutsAreTheRealGod
Hello yes
Amythyst
It's about 10-20% off, though.
danzafan37
SassyGroot
maybe Lorde would make a better scale than we all think.
psykalag
I wonder how many people remember why that's a thing
Grimgiven
10-20% llama
IMetGodShesBlack
Banama?
rewindthetape
And 100% reason to remember the name?
LemonWars
Can I be 90% banana and 20% llama?
zeusgodofthunder
20+80 =100 yep the math checks
someonelseyoumightknow
Llama llama duck
flarglarg
Bless you.
MrPureskill
I think you mean giraffe
CarlosBandana
No no no, hear me out! Bananas are long, so if you cross a banana with a llama, you get a yellow llama with a really long neck! SCIENCE!
ilikedogsdogsarecool
SSSSCCCIIIENCCCCCEEE!!!!
Unkaroo
Please change your username to CarlosBanana
sonicbn
http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/91920132243138.gif
zachzac
No we are 100% giraffe
zachzac
But are genes match the genes of bananas and llamas.
zachzac
Giraffes get there neck from the banana and the body from the llama
MrStealyoman
I ate a banana earlier so I am .161% banana. Yes i did real math for that.
specificstatistics
*87.36%
zackofspades
Scales: 100% banana
zachzac
Why do you always beat me?!
NoStringsAttached
Domestic abuse is a serious offense.
zackofspades
There can only be one.
shinyRK9
#14 here's the answer to your question:
MnemonicMonkeys
GOD-DAMNIT GAVIN!
shinyRK9
[incoherent bird noises intensify]
GavinScreamingAtTheHeadlighttFluid
Sup lads
Brunoemf90
shinyRK9
this will either answer a few or raise a few dozen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Ere633NM8
thunderrunner
and that was only PART ONE! o-o
ForestCreature
I love when an AH/RT threat shows up on imgur
ForestCreature
THREAD I meant THREAD
ForestCreature
Rooster Teeth rarely threatens people
Caltropp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Ere633NM8
ScreamingGavin
I feel like I may be slightly relevant
Tigorahan
shinyRK9
X-RAY!!
KingGulax
AND VAAAAAAAAAAV!!!!!!
WellIMightWantAFreeSample
ZentharTheUnqualifiedMagician
By the power of Greyskull!
shinyRK9
ryan the baby's anus guy
birdspy
PJehT
100% banana
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
I could hear it. Oh god thank you for that.
Kaysmira
I have no idea what this is, except that it is hilarious.
WhyDoTheyAlwaysSendThePoorWhyDontPresidentsFightTheWar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urPODJzQHAw That moment starts at 18:43
Dualsaga184
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urPODJzQHAw&t=18m43s for the lazy
shinyRK9
banana on the run!!
Likeamamagoose
For those who don't know he is from Achievement Hunter and SlowMoGuys on YouTube. His work with slow motion filming even landed him a(1/2)
xscythe7x
Thank god someone finally answered this. Thank you
verbalhermanmunster
I thought he'd already done films before they started that channel? Even the first camera is a damn expensive hobby!
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iDrinkDrano
Are you for fucking legit right now? Get the fuck out, that's amazenuts.
ForestCreature
He's a brilliant filmographer and a pseudo-idiot
JosephGordonLevittsLeftSock
yep, check out his IMDB under "Camera and Electrical department" http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2259283/
iDrinkDrano
Go him!
Likeamamagoose
(2/2) job doing slow motion work for the film Sherlock Holmes starring Robert Downy Jr.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Nice!
Ihmhi
As well as Dredd, I believe.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
THat slow motion scene in that movie was epic
JordanMBraz
Didn't know that. Fact of the day, thanks!
HellaciousHaze
Don't forget Top Gear
Likeamamagoose
Wait really?:D
HellaciousHaze
Yup iirc it was when they crashed a train into a car I'll look it up to verify
HellaciousHaze
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gavin_Free here's his filmography