My husband is out of town for 4 weeks. Here's all the stuff I saved to show him when he gets back

The biggest reason I don't lose weight is cause my husband thinks I'm hot how I am heehee

If your spouse isn't your best friend, you're probably doing it wrong

I know EXACTLY how his giggle will sound when he sees this

This lady cracked me up HARD today

Never knew this! TIL

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Only for the spooky decor that stays up all year at my house. We aspire to have a Skyrim house, just full of random cool shit we found while "adventuring"

I've been trying to clean our house a little every day. Trying to keep my depression from spiraling out of control while my main source of happiness is across the country

It's a joke but...yeah. that's a bad day

He's the best. Always supporting me and my dumb brain goo when I get the big sad

That velcro pop

Again, the bad days. Wish me luck

That feeling when you pup lies down in the crook of your knees and you feel all warm, pure bliss

I work graves, if you couldn't tell.

"Happy wife, happy life. Slightly annoyed wife, amusing life" - my husband's life motto

Thank you, Netflix

This is part of my life. When I start to spiral my husband will physically pull me up onto my feet and pull me out of it

He loves DnD. I have too much embarrassment to roleplay but their games are hilarious to watch still

Look at this sweet little ham

Guilty

Thanks for putting up with my captions. I'll consider this my free therapy session, see ya next week

Oops, cropping fail. Our biggest fight to this day is whether you should eat macaroni with a spoon or a fork

Carb overload is real. My husband will tenderly reach across the table, take my hand, and say "we are not fucking tonight because I will die", and then continue eating haha

Someday I'm gonna make a shark coochie board just so I can do this

The hip tossing cracks me up

An old, wrinkled, not all that desirable potato. But somebody loves me :)