Nov 7, 2017 5:38 AM
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JohnnyTheBlade
How I'm handling life right now
Maaaaaaate
“The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care”
EarthwormGym
A real straight shooter. Senior management quality
Lingeringfartsmell
@iamnotcalledsusan
pieter42
Only way to be dude. Fuckit all and watch the world burn. Just make sure they don't find the match on your person.
ThelisDrogo
Im with you buddy. I quit my boring office job yesterday as i got to this point. Start my landscaping and tree surgery job on monday :)
Idontknowwatiexpected
Stay that way, you’ll see when you stop that it’s a lot easier
CoffeeMakesMeTwitchy
I taught myself to shut my brain at work
NuriInuki
That’s what it is about. Learn to disconnect, staying calm, and assess the situation. Act like a consultant.
DuckyofDeath123
And you think this makes you unusual in some way? What are you, thirty?
BoxerRZ
I know the feeling. The woman of my dreams, my everything, left me. So empty now that all there is to do is work.
krsys
Daymn. Sounds like me. No really. Constant stress and insane work load. Told boss I don't know if I drop any cases. Responds it fine.
zeiji
thats how i deal with life
Gunthervonhinten
CEO material right there!
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
proracing53
This is definitely me.
Hyero
That's how I do it in retail. I'll kill anyone with kindness, but the moment someone complains or has a problem I give 0 shits and work.
TheChappy
When they care more about the money than how customers or workers feel..
jmoore1500
I understand what u mean i feel like its dificult to care enough to feel most emotions 90 percent of the time
bananafoen
Looks like someone has middlemanagement written all over them
therealpdawg
upper*
copingcabana
Apathy isn't the problem. It's the solution.
JayBIrd27
me training someone: Them-should I do [insert thing]? Me-sure. Them-is that what you do though? Me-no, but that's because I don't care
pandalabcoat
I stopped caring after my last all nighter. After 7am struck all my joints started hurting and it didn't go away for a week. I was only 20
ALL my joints
DanJonesKing
Being emotionally vacant at work is basically what I would ask a genie if I met one.
HessianGhost
You wouldn't enjoy it if your wish came true.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
I fell into the cycle of being known as reliable and now I'm doing 4 peoples jobs with no pay raise and still treated like shit woo!
Xyzair
Ol' reliable should find himself a nice new job.
Cerinna
Yeah that's risky shit, that's actually what got me burnt out. I help people TOO MUCH. The people around me were spoiled as fuck by me.
AreaResident
Leave and let them pick up their own mess.
Sure if you got a job lined up for me.
GodEmperor0fMankind
I went into work at 5 am today after pulling two all nighters and not eating yesterday. I consumed roughly enough caffeine to revive a dead
shadowex3
I clopenclosed last weekend. Did almost the same thing.
Ladymeowsalot
As an office rat who worked til 9:30 last night & hasn’t slept (work stress), you’ve inspired me 2 just get up & go to work @5:15am. Thanks?
That's almost exactly what happened to me. But I didn't sleep because of school stress
horse. I got praised by all of my managers, many customers and several coworkers for having an exceptionally upbeat attitude and work ethic.
I was just trying to keep from having a panic attack. It felt like my heart was vibrating and I could hear my heart pounding in my ears.
kalvdasker
Man, same. Had some weeks where i ended up not eating until someone reminded me several days later.
iAmScaredOfTheUnknown
Employee of the month!
circlebreaker
I've done that. Legit the only time I was scared of dying from legal substances...
GoodGraces
Take some time off and drink a beer my friend.
HeyZeusPourMeAnotherGlass
I've had seizures from doing that. Take it easy.
forestfinagle
Pretty much
agazillionbazillions
You're a fucking consultant, aren't you .
Deli Clerk
ServingUpvotesOnAPlatter
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Transginger
That hair tho...
LeGiant
Fun fact, not a wig.
pigletwhisper
KonaDarbles
Here we go!
OverBandit89
ltsDizzyD
breon527
TheEightfoldPath
Ittybittyweeniespider
TheBorkIsStrongInThisOne
Kalamarii
JohnnyTheBlade
How I'm handling life right now
Maaaaaaate
“The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care”
EarthwormGym
A real straight shooter. Senior management quality
Lingeringfartsmell
@iamnotcalledsusan
pieter42
Only way to be dude. Fuckit all and watch the world burn. Just make sure they don't find the match on your person.
ThelisDrogo
Im with you buddy. I quit my boring office job yesterday as i got to this point. Start my landscaping and tree surgery job on monday :)
Idontknowwatiexpected
Stay that way, you’ll see when you stop that it’s a lot easier
CoffeeMakesMeTwitchy
I taught myself to shut my brain at work
NuriInuki
That’s what it is about. Learn to disconnect, staying calm, and assess the situation. Act like a consultant.
DuckyofDeath123
And you think this makes you unusual in some way? What are you, thirty?
BoxerRZ
I know the feeling. The woman of my dreams, my everything, left me. So empty now that all there is to do is work.
krsys
Daymn. Sounds like me. No really. Constant stress and insane work load. Told boss I don't know if I drop any cases. Responds it fine.
zeiji
thats how i deal with life
Gunthervonhinten
CEO material right there!
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
proracing53
This is definitely me.
Hyero
That's how I do it in retail. I'll kill anyone with kindness, but the moment someone complains or has a problem I give 0 shits and work.
TheChappy
When they care more about the money than how customers or workers feel..
jmoore1500
I understand what u mean i feel like its dificult to care enough to feel most emotions 90 percent of the time
bananafoen
Looks like someone has middlemanagement written all over them
therealpdawg
upper*
copingcabana
Apathy isn't the problem. It's the solution.
JayBIrd27
me training someone: Them-should I do [insert thing]? Me-sure. Them-is that what you do though? Me-no, but that's because I don't care
pandalabcoat
I stopped caring after my last all nighter. After 7am struck all my joints started hurting and it didn't go away for a week. I was only 20
pandalabcoat
ALL my joints
DanJonesKing
Being emotionally vacant at work is basically what I would ask a genie if I met one.
HessianGhost
You wouldn't enjoy it if your wish came true.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
I fell into the cycle of being known as reliable and now I'm doing 4 peoples jobs with no pay raise and still treated like shit woo!
Xyzair
Ol' reliable should find himself a nice new job.
Cerinna
Yeah that's risky shit, that's actually what got me burnt out. I help people TOO MUCH. The people around me were spoiled as fuck by me.
AreaResident
Leave and let them pick up their own mess.
PropainAndPropainAccesories
Sure if you got a job lined up for me.
GodEmperor0fMankind
I went into work at 5 am today after pulling two all nighters and not eating yesterday. I consumed roughly enough caffeine to revive a dead
shadowex3
I clopenclosed last weekend. Did almost the same thing.
Ladymeowsalot
As an office rat who worked til 9:30 last night & hasn’t slept (work stress), you’ve inspired me 2 just get up & go to work @5:15am. Thanks?
GodEmperor0fMankind
That's almost exactly what happened to me. But I didn't sleep because of school stress
GodEmperor0fMankind
horse. I got praised by all of my managers, many customers and several coworkers for having an exceptionally upbeat attitude and work ethic.
GodEmperor0fMankind
I was just trying to keep from having a panic attack. It felt like my heart was vibrating and I could hear my heart pounding in my ears.
kalvdasker
Man, same. Had some weeks where i ended up not eating until someone reminded me several days later.
iAmScaredOfTheUnknown
Employee of the month!
circlebreaker
I've done that. Legit the only time I was scared of dying from legal substances...
GoodGraces
Take some time off and drink a beer my friend.
HeyZeusPourMeAnotherGlass
I've had seizures from doing that. Take it easy.
forestfinagle
GodEmperor0fMankind
Pretty much
agazillionbazillions
You're a fucking consultant, aren't you .
GodEmperor0fMankind
Deli Clerk
ServingUpvotesOnAPlatter
Transginger
That hair tho...
LeGiant
Fun fact, not a wig.
pigletwhisper
KonaDarbles
Here we go!
OverBandit89
ltsDizzyD
breon527
TheEightfoldPath
Ittybittyweeniespider
TheBorkIsStrongInThisOne
Kalamarii