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Oct 29, 2017 9:02 PM
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DreadedMisfit
Does that license plate say RKO?
IRPAZ
aaaaaandimdone
Leeeeroyyy Jenkins
Frozenspokes
Those bars bent up after the crash.
BoobsAndGifs
He ded.
domo106
nolanurse
Texting and cycling.
FireBelliedNewt
Did he lose his shirt on impact? ????
Nikuz
He broke the glass too
snowb1sp19
Foo goin Mach 3 on a bike - how he do dat
imguriansareidiots
Is ebonics going to die soon?
Promethianfire
Ok he's an idiot, but fucks sake see if he's ok before freaking out over your car.
imguriansareidiots
No.
BobbyBobbston
Just because he's stupid doesn't mean he shouldn't be helped, seriously
shrouwoods
Just gonna look? No one is gonna check out the cyclist?
everythingisayisfale
Probably thinking holy fuck look what he did to that car
zaphod
well the gif cuts out a bit too soon to make that assumption, people do take time to react and absorb what's happening you know.
PewPewBulletBulletGun
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7c/c0/ed/7cc0ed7350872ed094c770ae87b83d9f.gif
KAG25
Bicyclist are always dangerous
whatsisname
Yeah, thats why over 5,000 pedestrians are killed by them every year in the US. Oh wait no that's by motor vehicle crashes.
PGTipsMonkeh
MAKE WAY FOR WILLIE!
HailSatinGodOfFabric
Are we not talking about this title gore?
TheHeartofShrimplyPibbles
KyrosXIII
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
DarkSock
Swiggety-Swooty, He comin’ for that Booty!
DarkSock
Area51Productions
lebbzz
This literally made me spit out coffee through my nose..
Diabolikal
Jesus christ how autistic are you
DarkSock
ankegipfu
lordofhouselurker
Its not oatmeal booty tho
buickgnx88
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
When you're leading the Tour de Dumbass
AndrewCanadian
Never underestimate the stupidity of the human animal.
waterburr
That one dude is just going on about his business. "Gotta get this casserole to the bbq before it gets cold, I'll look at it later."
Jawesome19
Look at the damage he did! That's amazing
ProffesorGoogle
Crumple zones, he's fine
Terrapin2190
Does no one take into account how much plastic they use in automobile manufacturing?
TheBlueMuppet
Yeah, but plastic and fiberglass dont hold a dent like that. Thats good old metal and glass.
Sirrussel5
My glass doesn't hold dents very well.
TheBlueMuppet
Neither did theirs. The door did, though!
fathersisterberzerker
Yeah. Lucky for the biker, cars are made to crumple.
Earph
He even lost a shoe while at it, magnificent
TheCaptain00
He wrecked the whole back hatch, frame and all! I can't even imagine the damage to himself. He ded.
FaptimusPrime
I can't believe he could still move after that
Xioncyrus
At this point do we even care what happen to him, or are we just happy he is most likely out of the gene pool
Chronomechanist
As a cyclist (and I'd like to think a reasonably sensible one, I got around most of Europe without an accident) It's very easy to fuck up.
Xioncyrus
Then the concept of you being removed from the gene pool does not apply. The force he hit this vehicle should have sterilized him.
Jawesome19
He's definitely hurt
GloriousWalrus
Back in middle school when I would longboard my friends thought it would be funny to tighten my trucks so I couldn’t turn, so was going 1/2
GloriousWalrus
Down a hill reeeally fast and nailed a parked car. Dented the driver side door with my knee and with my face. Nothing was wrong with me 2/3
GloriousWalrus
Besides some bruising and permanent ugliness 3/3
SerenePrincess013
Dude, my boyfriend loves walrus’ +1 for the name. Wish I could give you more for the story.
playstation360
70ish kilo of meat and bone at probably 20-30kph, no surprise. About twice the energy of a 9mm bullet.
WhiteWolfSix
People tend to underestimate the damage animals/people can do with their mass until they've seen it in person.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
I hit a buck at 60 mph.
ComoSeIguana
The guy is an idiot but I'm on my bike everyday and there are so many terrible drivers not paying attention either. Just last year I was hit
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ComoSeIguana
Nope, by a driver who cut me off and ran over my arm
imguriansareidiots
You're making the argument for the safety of a car instead of the relative stupidity of a bike (concussions from bicycling/hr > football).
whatsisname
Your claim about concussions is false https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/20/football-biking-bicycling-nfl_n_6909714.html
ComoSeIguana
The bike did nothing wrong, the cyclist is an idiot.
imguriansareidiots
Are you actually this stupid, or are you just pretending?
imguriansareidiots
Actually, don't answer. I don't care.
ComoSeIguana
learntotakejoke
Damn that booty had him blind!
quarky
Didn’t even see the bike accident first time, if I’m honest.
crowlaw
FeloniousMonkey
Pedalist.
playstation360
Pedalphile.
paramediccody
But biking is healthy! Ha! ask all the vegetables we brought in the ambulance who didn’t wear helmets or pay attention. wait, they cant talk
Churtothechur
And the people who don't wear seat belts or check before crossing the road.
Blrp0
Vegetables are healthy.
paramediccody
If you feed and change them daily
twaldma2
To be fair, people not taking proper precautions doesn’t make biking “unhealthy.” If I get struck by lighting going for a jog is running bad
PlatinumProductions
No, because you're jogging, not running.
krapmyself
twaldma2
Dammit. Ya got me
smallskillerofhambino
DasOgre
Chance of death is far higher driving a car than riding a bike.
paramediccody
Not if you get in my way
DasOgre
40,000 people in cars die each year, 700 bicycle riders die. I commute by car, but know it's more dangerous
RheaButt
Ehh, depends on the total numbers for both groups
paramediccody
Exactly your chance of dying in a bicycle accident is way higher than a car accident trust me
angelsichor
How can that even happen?
dauntlessds
Someone ordered Jimmy John's, duh.
ZookeeperFloyd
with VODKAAAAAA
AaronGodgers
Whiskey or tequila can achieve similar results tooZ
DietCokeIsTheBest
Someone did similar to my car parked at my house on a quiet rural street. Didn’t stick around to apologise either.
FlashToro
I've had something similar. Riding bike down bridge hill brakes were broken. Couldnt stop with feet. Swerve best to avoid crashing
Fuckweasel
The motion, and ways the cars are parked, makes me think it's a ferry and this idiot was about to miss it so he just went for it.
nclu
Snapped brake cable?
MarshawnLynch
Maybe. Still feels like he could've found a better way to stop lol
BobbyBobbston
Not so sure about that. A moment of panicking, a moment of trying to go to the side, a moment of trying to not fall, and bam.
CaldariBob
I don't see brake calipers or a rear derailleur/cassette, so I'd guess it's another fixie rider who watched Premium Rush one too many times.
imnotmattdamon
In all fairness, it's a pretty good movie...
CaldariBob
Agreed, except for the whole "brakes are death" thing.
battlepants
Unlikely. Bikes have two brake cables and I don't see it reasonable that both went out at the same time. And stopping with one isn't hard.
battlepants
My guess is drunk, not paying attention or insurance fraud.
nclu
Pausing and scrubbing the video, it looks like an older model women’s bike. Could be any number of things wrong with that bike.
Tminus1622d
I rely heavily on the back brakes, if the front were snapped it might take a while to notice. Also, both my cables were worn out at the
Tminus1622d
same time, but that just meant that they frayed out and both brakes gradually got worse, so I did notice that. Right now I've got shitty
Tminus1622d
brake pads, I didnt know this but apparently it's legal to sell brake pads that wear out in a 1 hour bike trip. I have to readjust the cable
DickDastardly404
IDK the guy isn’t dressed like a cyclist, breaks wear out, and he might not be familiar with bike maintenance. Really this gif gives 1/2
DickDastardly404
Little information to the condition of the man or the bike before the accident, so I think its presumptuous to say either way. 2/2
guntbagmunkball
Yeah, the bike still works if only one brake cable does. I'm sure it's pretty common for people with minimal cash to ride it.
battlepants
Screwdriver, allen wrench, $5 (for a replacement cable) and maybe an hour or two to replace and calibrate it. Tedious work, but not hard.
guntbagmunkball
Some folks don't have tools or 5 bucks spare.
ChocolateWilly
I've seen it happen. Some guy on a bicycle ran right into my car door.
BallsackHippo
Fucking cars, they are a constant danger to cyclists.
HoboStabWound
Money can be traded for goods and services
WhiteSavage
Diet
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
He ded
savechancho
Do you mean how can a body completely destroy the back of an SUV? Because I'm baffled as well...
RichardCraniumwasalreadytaken
Crumple zones. Thank the NHTSA.
thefuckdoesthismatter
Or maybe he meant how can a SUV take off a man's shirt, that's what got me
savechancho
Holy shit! Nice catch
FurtiveGlancer
Is... the car going to be ok?
mikeatike
Insurance scam.
guntbagmunkball
What a call. Jesus, that guy really sold it. That had to be at least a 20 mph headbutt to the windae wiper.
MET4LL1FE
Exactly. You can see him punch the window using a towel on his hands.
altrdgenetics
I was wondering where the "shirt" was flying came from. yep, straight from the hand. Though hitting the rear of a car... not exactly right
Kage197
His red shirt comes off at the same time though man, I am on mobile though. I can't slow down to be sure though
mikeatike
The "red shirt" is actually a red towel that he wrapped around his hand to punch the window out.
RufusTheNakedMoleRat
he's never wearing a shirt
shadysocks
Staring at those short shorts
StaticVoidFalafel
Good observation...
zephyrbell
Imgur so thirsty.
11ImBatman11
Booze
raindropsodapop
Because the car didn't share the road
HaveScotchWillTravel
BMW always was crap
IamJustinSane
Drugs and alcohol are a hell of a drug and alcohol.
icelandicsealbear
Happens a startling amount.
rnantis
Texting
antiquatedAntellope
I did this as a kid because I was looking at my tire. Looked up just in time to get my teeth rearranged.
elucidatefurther
USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH
EatUrShorts
"GO BIG OR GO ARRRGGGG FUCK"
Scrollthumb
USE THE JUICE TO BOOST YOU
Leviosoooohhhh
I scrolled down to this after the gif ended and had a coughing fit
DigitalBeard
This is really starting to tick me off!!
ClassifiedUsername
FOOOOOOOXXXXXXXX!!!!!!
BORGALOOGIE
Whoooaa! Can you make it??
passbuspass
Hey Einstein, Im on your side!
BugEyedLemur
Yea I know, I just fucking hate you, Slippy.
KaJuN
This is ROB 64. Keep up the good work!
Gorzine
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY??!!
UserSubterraneanHomesickAlien
DO A BARRELL ROLL
lordofhouselurker
FUKIN REKT
thecrazyanimals123
Caiman here. No problem.
BuffaloChicken
Something was wrong with her G-Diffuser
Zaonhort
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
henrysnugglemonster
Did you just quote Star Fox? I snorted.
KidSully
Came back to upvote.
G0MeatCube
benbrockn
MY FATHER HELPED ME LIKE THAT TOO!
DopeChicken
What the heck?!
FoolMeChickenSoupWithRice
CANT LET YOU DO THAT STARFOX
CringeBinge
Never give up. Trust your instincts.
TrashPandah
butteredtoast789
You're becoming more like your father.
TheSizzels
I have always laughed at this. "Peppy, are you saying I'm about to die?"
DemandtoSeeLifesManager
They're on me! I'm getting careless.
SexualTowardsFood
Follow me Fox!