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Probably a repost, but still awesome for the season. Full sauce: https://youtu.be/pmfQqyXHAeI
Dec 19, 2019 9:37 PM
archimboldi
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Probably a repost, but still awesome for the season. Full sauce: https://youtu.be/pmfQqyXHAeI
oshodatwan
The little nigglets taste like burned chicken
ohnoyoudid
Idk, the hunched kinda look makes them a bit goofy
Randomice
I thought maybe this was from a new Doctor Who episode.
MelfsAcidArrow
@mayybe
Mayyybe
I love it!!!! One day I’ll get to Austria and witness the Krampus parade! ♥️
MongolianGod
Saurons army got lose again I see
DuYaReallyCare
Where is this?
newsguycraigevans
Look around. What do you see? Anyone you can ask for help? Cars? What license plates? Just remain calm, we all get lost sometimes.
bolobass
Austria, if memory serves.
DuYaReallyCare
Thanks!
Ironplaid
So that's what my upstairs neighbors look like
3rdoption
Yay! Let's celebrate... Jesus?
Rheios
Krampus is a weird case where supposedly one of the variations of St.Nick enslaved a demon with the power of God? Jesus cast them into pig(1
Rheios
*pigs. Same thing, right? =P(2)
dudeppadesau
Since they don't wear fur clothing I'm not quite shure if they are really krampus. Might be another kind of this general tradition.
LuncheonsAndDragons
Prechten, apparently.
dudeppadesau
thank you!
MarkRavingMad
Quick! Someone shoot a metal video!
DarwinsFlinch
All the kids love Krampus! (+1)
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
Yeah, but a lot of kids cry when they go to see Mall Santa Clause.
justchelsea
How poorly behaved was that poor kid that they made her pose with him? Although that's how my kid acted with Santa...
PsychicSpider
Is... is this child abuse? I feel like it almost qualifies.
Callistan
Yeah... I'm 25 and I guarantee I would have the exact same expression on my face if I sat in the lap of someone with that mask
AlexanderTheBlake
What mask?
Callistan
The one I tell myself is there so I can sleep tonight
AlexanderTheBlake
Sleep? Oh lord no. That's all he's waiting for.
gsmdo
LazySpider
Deathwing777
Yeah I have no idea what's going on but I'm like
LazySpider
Grudgebearingmidget
Krampus is a European thing, basically he's supposed to be Santa's attack goblin that deals with the shittier kids, to hell with coal.
Grudgebearingmidget
Basically he's the yin to Santa's Yang, Krampus parades/fests exist to display their existence much like sitting on santa's lap.
ErikaLarve
fuck off steady cam guy
panoramicambitions
I wonder how heavy the headset horns are.
NebulousDream
Hail Satan yall!
GrailDiary
You're getting downvoted, but there is really strong evidence that Satan and Santa Claus are derived from the same archetype.
BananaEatingCat
Fucking furries
Kilo5117
I bet this is in Russia.
deputycartman
Behold, the response to the War against Christmas.
mkelter
fartboxmeat
This deserves all the upvotes
BOOMelephantnutsBADDUMBUM
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
That's what I look like at my "winter weight"
cottageculture
Lol they are playing old gas tanks. I love it
MagicOrpheus310
That's what I thought!!
thanksforthetrauma1337
Love that song.
FrankTheCube
I thought that’s what those were.
DownvotesRmyBadgeUvadge
Gas and Krampus often occur simultaneously
kmikl
Phasyme or gasX
IMNOTYELLINGCAPSLOCKISSTUCK
SLIPKNOT IS LOOKING A BIT ROUGH NOW
Chrispybobispy
They got fat .. it happens
imostlymadethisup
That's an incendiary tune
CytochromP450
Can someone make a jamaican steel drum version plz?
nothebees
Krampus feels like the name of some obnoxious dude from the US in an online game named KrampUS.
Sagerider
Guess which one is married.
Sagerider
The second to last one, he has been dehorned.
dorkian3
That dude needs to get out of the shot
iquestioneverything
Apparantly krampus music ranks right up there with vogon poetry
ProcrastinationTermination
still better than christmas music
Baldgorilla
Are they beating on gas tanks?
EricPisch
Yep
Jordinatinglybeautiful
Aziz.... LIGHT!
Ghalagor
Multipass!
archimboldi
Savage
DejectedCynic
ShitSpeckledMuppetFart
johnnygl
Baconanegg
Ar....ar..are you German?
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
IAmLobstronomous
Thank you Aziz, much better.
sanityhappens
Had to come back and upvote this
CompressedInfo
Man, Pagan Europe was FUCKING METAL! (and super weird by any contemporary standard)
TheHypocrite
Here's a fun Christmas fact: Christmas tree is of pagan origin, nothing new there. But they used to hang it upside down from ceiling.
vanishingsoul
Still is?
CountSnarkula
Krampii, Krampusses? How do I plural?
MyFeebleTurtleDuck
Cramps.
SealandIsARealCountry
It could be like sheep and it doesnt have one
MrRemakes
Krampusse, according to Google.
Cheomesh
"Fucked"
fragmentedfire
A rumpus of Krampi.
CountSnarkula
A bad case of the Kramps.
GhostBear3067
Krampen?
CountSnarkula
Sounds Germanic, probably right.
BigBidiza
Krampusse in german.
Zimyoumoron
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Impish or admirable
Zimyoumoron
This is the Dutch and Belgian version of Krampus... sigh.
GrailDiary
Black Pete?