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Plot twist: Carlos is also a genuine Mayan virgin.
Sep 5, 2018 3:25 PM
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Plot twist: Carlos is also a genuine Mayan virgin.
MrDawnKeibols
Hey that’s downtown Houston... you get upvote
rdbcruzer
Ft Irwin?
mexxxis
You call me?
CaldariBob
I'm not sure why everyone gets all excited by virgins. Ever been with one?
thelittlestarrow
This place is gone now. I was sad I never got to go.
Gianttesticlemonster
Carlos* said magic school bussily
ThisCommentIsMeaningless
I know exactly where these bastards park (Or used to park)!
Popu231
Too lazy to put a title.eh?
Justathrowaway9000
It's cool, cause I used to drive by this everyday cause of work til they closed and now I no longer see it on my commute.Hello fellow texan!
Topher3483
I used to live in the Gotham building right there!
Antsiekat
Carlos for sure, since the Mayans mostly inhabited Central America.
MisterLemons
If carlos is a good enough substitute for the taco truck, he's good enough for me.
MissesLeWolf
well, screw the gals im going straight for carlos every time !
BakaWakka
LoudBirb
Well, Carlos IS technically 55% Mayan and also a virgin, so...
myrkurenglar
We need more race diversity and preserve natives, because there is a higher chance to survive a pandemic virus...pls confirm this or not.
flyelectro8888
Actually, a pandemic is just what the doctor ordered.
ruferto
Nah Carlos fucks....
ruferto
... your throat and olfactory senses with his delicious Tacos.
frake
This is also a possibility.
dasser
How can carlos be a genuine mayan virgin? Did you not read the "or"? Meaning carlos is an alternative therefore not a genuine mayan virgin
CaspianQuix
No one who feeds drunk people tacos at 2am could possibly be a virgin.
Tombaugh
Depends on what you mean by feed or tacos
Silent1fd
Why not, not like it's any easier to get laid at 2a.m. when your a fuggo like me.
Miklavovin
Wow. I'm all for a little self insult humor, but damn that hurt my heart
Silent1fd
It's not even humor anymore.
SirBayleaf
I worked downtown Austin TX when I was 16 doing just that. I was a virgin. Checkmate
CaspianQuix
To be fair, you were also a child.
AhSureLook
IronicJeremyIrons
It was actually the Aztecs, Guatemalans are Mayans/Spanish
AhSureLook
It’s actually from Always Sunny
themuttonisniceandlean
Mayans were in Belize, Honduras, El Salvador, Guatemala, and five states in Mexico.
eetsumkaus
well, SOME Mexicans were Mayans...
TheShadowsLengthen
Actually both. And some people of Mayan culture still remain (somewhat) untouched to this day !
businPuppyKing
Untouched mayans you say. The "Christopher Columbus intensifies".
Turin25
Mayan Virgins!!
Imtheonecuttingonions
Just Carlos? Surely you mean Carlos Rodriguez de los Santos de los Rosas Martinez.
rezpawner
His friends call him Bob.
ScorelessPine
Surely you meant the one and only Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez?
DrJoint420
de la hoja
ThatCrazyIrishMan
https://youtu.be/Fz1-MiQXkns
AnythingMuchShorter
You better not be making fun of my cousin Carla Rodriguez de los Santa Cecilia don Morales de la Rosa.
MamaJeaux
There’s probably a “Jr” in there too... just saying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ascape
Goes by Coco
bs13690
Is that the Mexican version of John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?
themuttonisniceandlean
Sí, eso es mi nombre tambien.
heffalumpisbetterthannone
....that's my name too
insanitywolfismysaneside
What movie was that from?
ScorelessPine
Not a movie, but the original bit is from Suite Life of Zack and Cody and the characters name was Esteban.
chardlz
You're prolly thinking of esteban julio ricardo de montoya de la rosa ramirez which is from the suite life of Zach and cody but it hinges on
chardlz
The fact that many latin people take the names of their parents and grandparents as additional middle names/surnames
ilhares
You mean it wasn't ERB? "My name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano 1/2
ilhares
De la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso Back...to...you...Bob
ReadySetBake
That's his street name. What's his given name?
amyhadalittlepond
Carl
anarkyle
There are some who call him...... Tim
ilovesmashtaco
Güero
ThisIsNotANameItsASandwich
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
GrungirStoneheart
Greg
MrGamerGeek
It's fortunately unpronounceable to mortal tongues. But I've heard it's best pronounced via a Mariachi Band; I've been told it's got rhythm.
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
*plot twist: he's the guy in the "Mexican word of the day" meme
commentsectiontrafficcop
[With a thick cholo accent]: "Sleeper"
aPackofBears
I thought his street name was lil Marco
meskarune
goddamnit XD
karateshark
You. I like you.