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Feb 26, 2016 6:01 PM
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99banannas
Dammit heart, get your shit together.
fecalraptor
And now a poem by the shitbird. "Neener Neener can't touch this weiner"
4riel
right in the feels
DonKeyHoT
I crave you too....come for dinner, @jdahmer
UpdootCat
No! I'm not crying! I just have allergies to sad things...
stevetehpirate
Not me, I'm here ...uh cutting onions, yeah! LOTS OF MANLY ONIONS!
YaBoyWillyWill
fuck bitch I just asked you where you wanted to eat.
youcancallmegreenbean
Why do all of these hit me where it hurts :(
kombatkittens
I crave putting dis dick into your mouth
Thisguy333
I cri evri tme
kevinallover
Wow. This is the lamest shit ever.
JohnnyCashedOut
Thanks @OP I needed this.
visualvendetta
Your username kinda makes that obvious ;-)
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
Christopher Poindexter always strikes me as so pretentious sometimes
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
'Always strikes me as pretentious sometimes'
demiandub
We're just posting these to make us sad now, are we?
Zemat28
"It don't always be like it is, but it do"
letmeslipintosomethingmoreFreudian
Lmfao
impulsivepassion
someday you'll find someone to catch your ass as it falls off.
thenizuu
Did i stumble onto tumblr?
brokenhearted1
Love of my life dumped me last night after almost 3 yrs. This post does not help.
yoginioftruth
Hugs
brokenhearted1
Thank you
Lyconous
It's been just over a year and a half for me, mate. I still have to change the radio when certain songs come on. This post did not help
weakintheknees
"Love had songs that reminded him of someone else. Songs Love didn't like to listen to. So did I."
impulsivepassion
now you're just somebody that i used to know
brokenhearted1
I know that feeling. Every song or band he introduced to me. Every song that made me think of us together. Wedding songs. :(
letmeslipintosomethingmoreFreudian
When i went through a really rough breakup, Taylor Swift's "we are never getting back together" chased me EVERYWHERE. Definitely didnt help
brokenhearted1
That effing song.
letmeslipintosomethingmoreFreudian
Exactly
Ijustwanttoimpressyoupeople
Thanks :(
cheesybreezylemon
Sorry
wofulunicycle
You only have one Poindexter quote, and you didn't use word porn anywhere?! What is this, amateur hour?
YouUsedToWatchSesameStreet
Aaand now I'm sad again. Thanks OP
cheesybreezylemon
I did put a funny one at the end to try and cancel out the sad.
brokenhearted1
It was very nice of you to do that.
YouUsedToWatchSesameStreet
Thanks for the attempt. Didn't work :) but what's that?! A smile!
hismotherwasamudder
1+ for not titling it "word porn" hate hate hate that people do that!
toggy
Words... of all things. Words make me sob. And I have seen and done "some shit". Hits hard. Want to hit back, but can't. Unfair...
KawaiiPotatoGirl
#3 speaks to me as I'm healing. :'(
weakintheknees
Srs.
Teas
#5 I found someone who loves me the way I loved you. But you would laugh to know that I don't love him the way he loves me or I loved you.
cheesybreezylemon
What's worse to love someone more than they love you or less?
letmeslipintosomethingmoreFreudian
Definitely less. If you love them more, selflessly, it might mot matter. But less only leaves you craving more.
letmeslipintosomethingmoreFreudian
Not* lol
subcencer
Depression if a body trying to survive, with a mind that wants to die
IllyriaBlueHairedGoddess
#14 though....how does one get over that...asking for a friend...
weakintheknees
You don't. You find other fires & sometimes you light that fire in others - you keep going. Don't try to recreate moments that have passed.♥
Olethrus
As someone still struggling to get over my ex, who I was with for two years and broke up with almost a year ago, answers please!!!
Alkymysta
If it can help you, think of that like a good thing in your past, while you look for someone to build a fireplace with, in your new home
Alkymysta
together
theresakittyoverthere
this one hit me HARD. never been more relevant
outspokencanary
I feel you. Gets me everytime. Didnt realize that was my fire. No going back.
IllyriaBlueHairedGoddess
It feels like I'm addicted... and I doubt this other person knows. I say enough now time to walk away, but the next hour I'm sending a text
Matt420itsmybirthdayimnotapothead
You never get over it, you just learn to live with it... :/ go into autopilot mode for the rest of your life
Arvandor
Some of these are awesome, but #12 kind of hits close to home... Some of my loneliest nights ever were spent in bed next to my ex...
aminalhouse
And here I thought I was the only one.
TheNorwegianGal
I know how you feel... But it still breaks my heart every time I roll over in bed to reach for him, only to find I'm alone...
snowy42
Recently separated with wife. This one hit close for me. I would dread going home after work as I just felt alone even though she was there.
yellowchip
yep, this one was a punch in the gut. or another one that gets to me - I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. 1/2
yellowchip
It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone. Robin Williams. 2/2
SqueakShow
It was poignant but I'm not a fan of anything that declares, "You don't understand x unless x". That their anguish is worse than yours.
Smugglecats
Too many of these hit close to home. It's weird when you think you're over someone, but there's still little moments that show you're not.
afartnSpartan
Try a funeral where you're the only one that's uncontrollably sobbing and have to excuse yourself the whole time. (1/2)
afartnSpartan
(2/2) Where everyone around you is sad, but not to the extent you are. Where no one can relate to the pain you're going through.
helpidontknowmyname
I'm so sorry for your loss. It's hard when you feel harder than others. I know.
afartnSpartan
Yeah it's another big reason why being an only child sucks. Sure no one eats all the pop-tarts, but you go through shitty things alone.
Bacxaber
Two of my brothers are douchebags, and the third doesn't really pay attention to what I do.
emilioooooo
Sometimes I feel that way about my boyfriend. It's so sad bc you know you deserve better...but here we are.
yerglion
Me and my current boyfriend. It's so rough but I can't seem to leave
emilioooooo
Ditto.
DaDisser
*sigh* Its been almost a full year and its a lie when i say i'm over her.
VampirePiggyHunter
I know that feel. So sorry.
QT4LYF
Coming up on 10 years. I'll make myself forget, then bump into her, talk for hours, be messed up for a while, rinse and repeat.
Bacxaber
If you need to talk, PM me. Seriously. I'll respond (unless you don't want me to). I'm here for you, stranger.
imgonnagetfiredbecauseofthiswebsite
"Someday I will find someone who will love me the way I loved you." Verbatim what I told my ex fiancee when she left me.
ScankHunt
Sorry bro.. That sucks.
Ughidontknow
Good you left her. Deserve better
jinchoung
Awww... But you forgot, "or I'll find you. And make you pay."
thzknee5nfriedchkn
I think this often of a recent ex, I don't recall ever saying it to him though, wish I had.
MoralRectifier
My wife just left me. I want to say this to her. She broke my fucking heart.
yoginioftruth
I'm sorry
imgonnagetfiredbecauseofthiswebsite
I'm so sorry. I can't even imagine. I can't even say anything that will help. I'm just so very sorry.
MoralRectifier
Thanks, man. Came out of left field. But in the end you can't love someone into loving you back.
imgonnagetfiredbecauseofthiswebsite
At least you seem to have a level head about the situation. That will certainly help.
TheCantankerousCaptainAptos
"there are people out there where there's just nobody for them" -Louis C.K.
imgonnagetfiredbecauseofthiswebsite
Ouch. That's a bit cynical. Although it may be true. I do know some truly awful people.
TheCantankerousCaptainAptos
if you've ever seen the Louis C.K. clip, its pretty cynical but really hilarious, I'd recommend it
imgonnagetfiredbecauseofthiswebsite
Oh yeah, I have. I've seen all his shit. He's one of the best. I've just never seen someone use that quote in a manner like this.
wayerami
Long distance and I never stopped trying, she gave up and left me for another guy the next day. Now 2 weeks later and hurts the same/worse
cheesybreezylemon
I hope you did
imgonnagetfiredbecauseofthiswebsite
My wife and I will be married 10 years this June. :-)
ozzycats
Grats man
Deftscythe
Good for you, man. I've been feeling lonely this week and even though i'm usually pretty numb to feel-good tales, this perked me up. Cheers.
letmeslipintosomethingmoreFreudian
Just made my night! Congrats!
weakintheknees
Yay! I was hoping there'd be some sunshine on this post. I'm so glad you and your wife found each other. =)
MisterDobalinaMisterBobDobalina
Answer the goddamn question, sir.
imgonnagetfiredbecauseofthiswebsite
Yes, I did. I love my wife more than I thought possible to love another person, and I'm certain she feels the same.
tomyironmane
I upvote you not because your story makes me feel happy, but because I someday wish to be as happy as you are.
BigFriendlyGoalie
Feel good story of the week
QuadrilateralEnix
I'll say.
Alkymysta
I hope to find this, and to be able to aknowldege it. Because I know I loved her with what I tought was all I could do (or should do). 1/2
Alkymysta
Still, i know that was not enough, and she suffered from it. So I wish to know how it felt from the other side, and build from there 2/2
Alkymysta
Sorry if it's confused, not a good writer, aspecially in English
jinchoung
(Whispering) kidnap her.
fiendishfiend
wow. i'm so single.
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
I'm more single
SnowyEvans
We stand alone, together
impulsivepassion
i love being single. totally free to sleep alone. eat alone. be alone. alone.
3027
like forever.
Raldain
Huzzahs all around!
yomamaisonfier
Indeed. This club fucking sucks.
Allboobandmoreboob
Join the feels trip
iowawhiteboy
Single club. Awww yeaahh
sillyenglishknigit
Yeah, so damn single as well. Had a crush recently, now realise that I'm too unsure about trying to talk to them. I can't see them (1/2)
sillyenglishknigit
choosing to be with me as well, as a past 'friend' made me feel like no one would ever choose me :/ So damn hard to get past that :(
fiendishfiend
sounds like you need a bit of liquid courage ;)
nannerdoodle
Living the single dream.
SnowyEvans
Nightmares are dreams I guess
nannerdoodle
Not a nightmare. Being single is fantastic.
TheWorldArriving
To everyone browsing useersub:
tippytruck
scl216
Thank you, friend.
TheWorldArriving
You're welcome.
catiethecookie
sooo.... are you single?
TheWorldArriving
yes.
catiethecookie
*swoons*
TheWorldArriving
It might be a bit soon, but:
catiethecookie
It is never too soon, ever heard of love at first comment?
NateintheNorth
You are not in a romantic comedy. You are not guaranteed love. If you're lucky enough to find it, keep it, whatever the cost.
spud497
Whatever. The. Cost.
NateintheNorth
Or you'll wish you had given more.
cheesybreezylemon
I agree
cheesybreezylemon
Someone updated this post 5 years later and just wanted to say that I no longer agree with this, I emphatically disagree actually
impulsivepassion
wow, someone sees the glass as being nearly completely empty.
AfraidSkeleton
I almost took my own life because i followed that exact statement. I tell you, never again.
NateintheNorth
I'd wager there were other factors in play. I'm sorry.
uitSCHOT
should have told me that 3 years earlier... :')
Mostxtremeeliminationchallenge
I agree to an extent. Because thats how you convice yourself to stay in horrible relationships.
betterave
That me
kuhraezah
Same.
helpidontknowmyname
For 15 years longer than you should. And your heart still breaks.
kuhraezah
I agree 100% with you.
impulsivepassion
so true. "it could be worse". *stays together for years*
Smugglecats
Yeah I think everything isn't always perfect like in the movies, but you still do things for each other and fight for each other. Instead 1/
Smugglecats
of falling into bad habits and falling apart and being convinced that that's normal because movie love doesn't exist. 2/2
redamancy
Thank you. I love my ex and I know he loves me. But we were not compatible in so many ways and we inadvertently hurt each other too much. :(
impulsivepassion
Thank goodness you said ex. My ex and I were the same way. We loved each other. But damn, we were terrible for each other.
HauteChocolate
I hope you don't mind my asking. What is it like when you're not compatible?
SocialInteraction
For me it's funny how it can be easy to love someone so different from yourself. It can be interesting but sometimes I can't agree with(1/2)
redamancy
Basically what has already been said, but if you'd like specifics: