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nadiabyaccident
The Obama
yuyufan43
Favorited for leaving the baby carrots at the fire station.
HCMonk
I'm sorry that I have but only one upvote to give for this post. Funny!
shamblerdk
TIL that I am sleeping in an unregistered position.
sedated
hella jakced
LawdyPop
BABY CARROTS ARE LIES, THEY AREN'T BABIES AT ALL!!!
Frogger3344
If anyone compares super tree and Groot imma flip shit
InAPedoVanDownByTheRiver
+1 for the subtle bong in the Columbus one.
inmusicutrust
Good catch but it's totally a spliff in an ashtray.
justlivinthedream
Hummer > Escalade
IKeepItOnMe
Can we all come together as a community and begin putting capes on trees?
SugarSmack
The Holy Father...
marcshark
I loved that whole panel.
bukkakehero
AncientWeapons
ashmenon
Someone explain the Power Ranger one please?
FRX51
Alternatively, it could be a statement about how people are not always what they appear to be. (2)
UltrazordProtection
Bingo.
FRX51
I think it's meant to be a more poignant piece; dude's a popular football star with all the cheerleaders, but he loves the Power Rangers.(1)
sstelmaschuk
Clearly, he just lacks teenage attitude.
BetYouCantHitMeWithaQuarter
Guy will never be a Power Ranger. What's to get?
ashmenon
*hits you with a quarter*
BetYouCantHitMeWithaQuarter
"Ow!".... "Hey, a quarter!"... *Walks away*
TheGayPenguin
It's a sad realization I face often. All I really want in life is to be a power ranger.
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
I took it as power rangers aren't ever the popular kids in school. Just the regulars.
ashmenon
Really? I thought they were pretty popular.
lichesaintnothingbutspellsandtricks
Pretty sure they meant BMW M3 in number 4...
ddd143
+1 for sleeping positions
Albinoblackbears
The Holy Father tho
tooshbaboosh
The end was AMAZING
roomtemperaturemashedpotatoes
The sprawl, every time
Rimasticus
They didn't have mine. :(
geeroboz
abduction and holy father ones were pretty dark!
IdDefinitelyLickAmyPoehlersAsshole
Escalade? Try BMW. I've never had a good experience driving near a BMW owner.
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IdDefinitelyLickAmyPoehlersAsshole
Let me rephrase, US drivers that own BMW's are usually, 98.8% of the time major assholes.
Skorpychan
You know what it stands for? Brain Must Walk. I'm pretty sure they hand out lobotomies with every test drive.
GenericAde
Here's some more /a/yLm2K
NeverBoredWithMyImagination
Bro-ccoli*
gunn0r
Beautiful.
KrisKringlez
That dude is brolic-li
cdonnelly1992
Lost it at the escalade one. +1
jsonf6
Ain't no one fucks with tiny hippo. Ain't no one.
xthetenth
Amen. Truly a classic of the genre.
melancholymerriment
ScreamingGavin
When Jack Pattillo has a son
KissThemForMe
The third comic:![]()
psychotherapist
Awww. Gir made me sad.
DrRepost
wagwaan
Runikal
Grandma wot r u doin, grandma STAHP
hiniku
STAHP
wagwaan
#sex
NoItsACardiganButThanksForNoticing
grandma pls
BrandonVasser
Spoderman plz
Alphax45
*unzips*
TheDooieBall
The shit we put up with
squidaa
this is basically her: https://twitter.com/baddiewinkle
TheGopherIsADouchebag
Grandma pls
odraranimous
this needs more votes
CoffeeBaagel
How the hell does she have a crack?
exarkun00720
you put far too much thought into this than I think they expected... or maybe you won the internet...
SwoggitySwigWhatsUnderTheWig
Big nipples. I mean REALLY big ones
slothslothsloth
when people don't do things well I'm going to start yelling NOT EFFECTIVE
roadsect
Groot
BellBellk
I suggest you watch Coneheads.
BellBellk
I find you unacceptable!
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
I do this a lot actually. I wonder if I got it from this comic
indref
THATS UNAUSTRALIAN
nadiabyaccident
I DONT KNOW WHY WE ARE YELLING
AhFineWhatever
I'm currently lying in the Fear of What's To Come position, and now afraid of what I should be fearing.
CarlosBandana
Life.
smellslikelavender
Fear itself. Spooky.
BansheeBot1
I can confirm that's how beards work.
icanhasfreefoodplez
Upvoted this post just because of your comment. Have an upvote too.
SuperDramaticFusion
That's total bullshit. You let the hair on top of your head grow longer and then you grasp the base of your beard and pull down. VOILA!
FenixVale
As a man with a balding head, im pretty sure gravity has handled that for me.
fanofpanties
I now have a majestic beard. Thank you for believing in me~
catbro
How else? One day I woke up and thought to myself "Damn, you need a beard" and boom there it was
GingerTheBeard
can second this. my beard is born of my desire to have the most manly beard i can.
omegleisfun123
I have a full lumberjack beard, so i can second this comment.
B4dL30
Holy gillette! I didn't knew I was a believer!
HeyFoxymophandlemamaThatsMe
I guess I don't believe enough...
Seemsfloored
Ok, let me try. *takes deep breath in* *starts shaking with intense concentration* *farts* nope. Didn't work. I'll give up and shave now.
MrWigglemunch
[BELIEVING INTENSIFIES]
EddieMcfork
Then why do I still look like a 9 year old at 18?
IAAShRaPNeL
Brows the internet for hours on end, that worked for me. By the age of 20 you'l have a full blown beard.
SverdTorden
I'm 17 and apparently my facial hair makes me look like i'm 25 or something..
gravskopa
I've got the same problem and I'm 20
OnlyPostsGetRekt
Get Rekt
ConstantlySearchingForMyDadOnImgur
Because you touch yourself at night
colacp
This is accurate. Masterbating more than once every 9-10 days decreases testosterone which has a direct impact on facial hair growth.
catalystparadox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
Koantum
I couldn't grow a full beard until I was in my mid 20's. It took me a long time to get to a point where I really believed in mybeardself.
pencilv3ster
So there is hope? 23yo hear.
ImJustHangingOut
Get down with yobeardself
thatsnotright
Is beardself like faeself?
rawrberry
Better than be 28 and still looking like a 15 year old.
JediKnight
Oh no I look so youthful I'll carry my youth into old age whatever shall I do
acapor
Eat some potatos son
rawrberry
I eat non stop. I am actually making some home fries right now.
TheWolf277
He meant potatos!
Lorithias
can u stop tell MY story ! xD
rawrberry
You're not the boss of me.
icecreamspaceship
misread username as RAWberry. lol'd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
You're not believing hard enough.
WindrunnerTheMovie
[Que Arthur theme song in head]
flubberfucker
Are you trying to say "Queue?" Or are you speaking two different languages?
WindrunnerTheMovie
yes
DennisTheConstitutionalPeasant
What a wonderful kind of day.
SoaringEagle2009
When we can learn to work and play.
WindrunnerTheMovie
[Also comment about it]
NipplesOfTheNorth
when i was a child i thought i could force as beard to grow and spent two days flexing my face trying to make it so/
morphire
I don't believe enough :(
IhavenoanusandImustpoop
imnotwearingaponcho
Tried it. Almost nailed it. Don't stop believing. #blessed
Demoskillet
I WISH I COULD TRUST YOU BUT I'VE BEEN BELIEVING FOR MONTHS NOW AND I'VE NO FACIAL HAIR NONE. IM ALMOST 19 FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!