Spaceship Guide

Feb 12, 2015 4:07 AM

Philo

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Imperial Star Destroyer

Metric Star Destroyer

Belatedly giving credit to http://www.reddit.com/user/mahlzeit for the idea:
http://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskscience/comments/2vk9c8/star_wars_science_which_would_win_in_a_fight_an/

Excellent punning, good sir/madam/cat/pirate/flying purple people eater. Here, take all the points +1

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's a trap!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why are we measuring the angle? Seems irrelevant

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have my metric +1.6 upvote. ;)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a teacher and I just threw up a little in my mouth.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

TIL the hypotenuse of a Star Destroyer is a mile long.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Here's a picture of a Hollywood Star Destroyer http://imgur.com/Y2lKdFW

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The imperial star destroyer would take twice as long to calculate everything it does, and no one would know why.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Godless Metric System! I shall use no unit of measure that refuses to involve the length of a king's body parts!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

as a european, i see that the metric star destroyer is less classy. don't you see them a litlte different?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why don't we pay it off in Canadian dollars and save ourselves some money?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*Kilometres

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How long is a Grecian star destroyer measured in hippikon?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wat

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 furlongs.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

False. It's a space ship, therefore you have to use nautical miles, which means it's 1.852 km long.

11 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 2

Also, this image is clearly measuring the angular side of the vessel, which is longer than it's dorsal midline. Stem to stern it's 1.852 km

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*.86 nmi

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Now tell me how long Spaceball 1 is.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

a minute and 38 seconds of film

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hard to argue with.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"it's only a model"

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Shh!

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's nice and all, but do they fly on the left or on the right?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They fly on the up.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They fly on the left around United Kingdom planets, and on the right just about everywhere else.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If metric star destroyers are so much bigger, why didn't they just use those????

11 years ago | Likes 1180 Dislikes 21

This one has been schooled in America

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I don't think you understand how units of length work.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not...familiar with metric vs imperial measurements, are ya?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

not familiar with jokes are ya?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That WAS my joke. x.x

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is a beautiful comment.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I signed in just to upvote you

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

all because they use way too much fuel are less efficient, also impossible to find parking spaces for, srsly m8, do u even star wars?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're probably just making a bad pun, but take my upvote. If, however, you're really stupid, congrats! You've found a new kind of stupid.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

In no way is it a pun

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuckin white people

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

As a huge nerd, Star Destroyer's length in KM is how I remembered the convrsion.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I chuckled to death

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You do realize that 1.6 kilometers is one mile....?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I wish you be first comment... but we know that's not gonna happen. Have an upvote instead!

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 5

Au contraire, mon frère

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

MURICA!!!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 10

As a proud American. I still have no idea where the f*ck our measurements came from....

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I honestly don't know either.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You realize 1.6 kilometers is a mile right...?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

You should probably tell him

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Slowly...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

slowly

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, you are going places. Not places where they have the metric system probably, but places.

11 years ago | Likes 275 Dislikes 0

So, America.

11 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

*united states of...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Shit. How could i make such an agregious mistake?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you're old, tobias :P

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

If there's 1.6 metric Destroyers per imperial Destroyer, the Imperial ones are obviously the bigger ones.

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

Or they are simply outnumbered.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Logic like a sir

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I think you will find 1.6 is bigger than 1. Case closed.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

MORE DESTROYERS FOR YOUR DOLLAR!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

size isn't correct as SDs were ranging from 900m of Victory to 2.2 km Secutor :P

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's the kind of zoom that'll choke your bandwidth like it forgot the safe word.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Directions unclear. Please photoshop banana for scale.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Check the tag, buddy

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Son of a... Yup. There it is. My apologies.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This made me laugh. Don't spend the +1 all in one place.

11 years ago | Likes 963 Dislikes 17

Is that a metric or imperial plus one?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're only supposed to say that for +20's.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES THIS! You won the internet today sir.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you kill your father's girlfriend.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AHAHAHAHHA A GOOD SCENE

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SPOILERS!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the word you're looking for is SYMBOLISM. I noticed your name because I'm an expert in *click* ... Nameology.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, he can literally only ever spend the +1 in one place on this site.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Use your anger.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this from full house?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God damn it I didn't even notice the pun til I saw your comment. iamnotasmartman.gif

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We can spend those?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wanna see the Indigo Banderas, you have killed my father, prepare to die version of this

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do...you mean Inigo Montoya? Or is that the joke?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah couldn't remember how to spell his name at all so I made fun of it. Sort of like Eggs bennidect cucumber patch I guess

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It took me a minute, then I looked at the captions, and laughed so loud and stupidly that my boyfriend looked at me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this what we're going to do? Bring up painful memories? Let's talk about how I choked my pregnant wife, then.... Jerks.

11 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

... Remeber that time you choked your pregnant wife out on a planet made of lava? Good times.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

felt like last tuesday to me, excuse me while i´m training your son to murder you again

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What was her name? "Padamamay" or "Panda Bear" or whatever?

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

sickreference.gif

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, he's crying

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/IueGDpq

11 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 2

AHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HUE HUE HUE

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This was wonderful.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Look it up again. It's still wonderful !!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well, nothing wrong. so +1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I DONT CARE I LOVE IT

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are they pointy? It's not like aerodynamics matter in space. It seems like inefficient use of space what with the slanty rooms and all.

11 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 7

Haven't you heard of a little thing called "aesthetics?"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Tarquin Doctrine m8: Rule through fear. Boxes aren't scary. Pointy-ass warships are.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also its so big the rooms won't be that slanty

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sloped Armor on tanks is important, it would be the same on star ships as well if they were front line fighters.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So when the navigation officer is looking at a radar display the ship's icon doubles as an orientation arrow.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

it was Kuat's design. Wedge shape allowed them work in groups, as "destroyer" supposes, focusing fire on target ahead of formation.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know what does matter in space though? Looking cool as fuck.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

keep in mind. these ships are also designed to enter atmosphere.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So they can stab other space ships when they run out of ammo

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks count. That is more intimidating than a box. Besides, they sometimes fly within planetary atmosphere

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More offices with windows this way.

11 years ago | Likes 100 Dislikes 0

What if the Empire used Linux?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So the can all group together in a circle like a big spaceship pizza

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

You and I think exactly alike.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The were designed to be intimidating. I guess triangles are the scariest of shapes.

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

I think a giant Space Dildo would look a lot more intimidating.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Illuminati.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

no if its's pizza or cake.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no! Trigonometry!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Triangles are actually the most aggressive shape. Circles are calm. Think about it.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yep, I'm fucking terrified of Doritos. True story.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would say Star Trek's Borg's designs were more influenced by the intimidation of geometric shapes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone's never seen a Borg Cube.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It looks cool.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nerd answer - The triangle makes it easier to fire on targets ahead of them, since the empire was known for its full-frontal attack style

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Ooh that's a good answer.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

haha full frontal

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Aw man, I LOVE full frontal!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe to deflect spacedust during warp speed

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aerodynamics matter a bit. There's air in an atmosphere or gaseous nebula, and there's dust, debris, solar wind, radiation to deflect, etc.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They may have angled deflector shields, but the shields don't need to be as large (or use as much power) if the ship is already streamlined.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I underestimated the reaction this comment would incite.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It was YOU!! http://imgur.com/wvqMr8z

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

they still have to come into the atmosphere. I don't know how physics works in the Star Wars universe

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

What do you mean? Some were rated to enter the atmosphere to land invasion forces. Also, don't under estimate their mobility to turn.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Similar point: why do dogfights in space take place largely on the same directional plane as they do on earth with gravity and friction?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So the viewer doesn't get confused. Seriously, dogfights with real physics would look completely different.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And if I may continue: why do they fight with lightsabers as if they were broadswords, when they theoretically have no weight?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Techno-babble explanation was that blades generate a kind of inertia themselves.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To symbolize a big SPEAR IN YOUR PLANET

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They're pointy so you don't know how big they are in the open scene.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Some star destroyers were able to enter the atmosphere.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

and some were pulled into an atmosphere by Starkiller...

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Daggers, they're designed to represent and appear as daggers hanging over the heads of enemies of the Empire.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Have you seen BSG?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

most efficient design for forward firepower, star destroyers could take on much larger vessels front on because of it

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

just dont get attacked from any other direction, especially the rear

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well i guess that's what escorts and fighters are for

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but you lose your biggest guns!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no i mean the escorts and fighters are used to harass so you can't maneuver to its sides or rear

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah, larger vessels, like...the other, bigger star destroyers.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

eh, plenty of stuff in the starwars universe bigger than that relatively average star destroyer you see there actually

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the majority of them that are mass produced were just more star destroyers. Until NJO where they introduced cheating black holes and etc

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mon calamari ships are of equivalent size if i remember right

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More surface area to mount guns that can aim towards the bow and nuke some rebel scum

11 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Facing a Star Destroyer head on, virtually all guns are able to aim forward. They are an ideal design for an Attack Craft.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That and certain class star destroyers were able to enter upper atmosphere of planets

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As a navy enthusiast, +1 for correct use of nautical terms !

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

As someone in the Navy, +1 for using nautical.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you, my username might be abit misleading lol Tally Ho !

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone with no connection to anything in these comments +1 for capitalizing Navy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I trust you as a non star wars fan only due to your name

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Bingo.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

was his nameo.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is stupid. Earth navies figured out that's not the way to go after WW1. If youre attacked on one side, you can only use half your guns

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Earth navies did not build ships that can rotate on the long axis.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But the idea is that they can train all guns on a target at most angles. Star ships should be designed with similar goals

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Imperial Star Destroyers can train their big guns everywhere except rearward.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Apr 14, 2017 3:43 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

To the side?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago (deleted Feb 17, 2017 2:03 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Star Destroyers are not slow turners though. Also distances are massive, units are slow, the ship can probably almost always point at target

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Except in space you have 3 dimensions so you can't win anyway.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ahem.... Borg sphere and cube designs. They win.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Actually they worked that out before WW1. HMS Dreadnought, launched in 1906, had most of its guns mounted in centreline turrets.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats true. They didn't abandon side mounted guns until after the dreadnoughts though. But either way, they marked the transition

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you mean large calibre side mounted guns or small calibre ones?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0