CookieBat
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I used to be a barista FYI.
May 15, 2017 3:58 AM
CookieBat
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I used to be a barista FYI.
Gmayor61
Man I thought this was going in a way different direction because for some reason I added hole after ass here.
KartallOS
Photo! Photo! Photo!
bentlightnvegas
It's salads or die.
Kiwiwhovian
My life exactly
OrionRed
Never a better time for this: http://www.gocomics.com/tomthedancingbug/2012/10/18
Gnerg
Did I make this post?
EENewton
Weight watchers. Not even kidding. It basically gamifies eating.
EENewton
I've been on it two months and already lost ~25 lbs.
whymustihavethis
Ass so phat it can swallow up a g-string and up top two bee stings
Thedailywumbo
Op made the fatal mistake of mentioning their butt. May your inbox Rest In Peace
CookieBat
No one has messaged me yet haha.
Apocalypsox
Construction back to college student. 30,000+ steps a day (raking/shoveling/etc) to less than 5,000 walking between classes. SEND HELP
ExtraordinAri
Yup, I used to work on my feet and switching to a desk job with constant snacks I gained 15lbs.
Oscarwildebastardson
@op mo' money mo' problems.
CookieBat
I got 99 problems but food ain't one.
FernandoRumdebum
Sort it now, as time goes on it's impossible to get rid of, you get complacent. I've been through this on 3 diff occasions, now on the 1.
FernandoRumdebum
2/ perm mode as I'm half a cripple and can't work it off ha
maesteradvent
Yeah, I put on 25 pounds in a year when I got out behind a desk, stress and ease of junk food.
OrionRed
http://www.gocomics.com/tomthedancingbug/2012/10/18
CookieBat
This makes me feel a little less guilty that I'm not the only one.
palmo
Try getting a job where you are flying all over the country and have a generous expense account. It's great until you put on 30 pounds
swatz
haha, you're not alone. When I was young and started, they all told me, You're not going to be keep eating like that now.
CookieBat
My co-workers are the opposite they are always making food runs asking what i want.
swatz
well for a bit when I first started, as the young guy, they would order food, hand me their CC and give me the "I'll buy if you fly" for <
swatz
>a while, but then everyone kind of said the same.. .we all need to slow down a bit on the food ordering.
MrRojan
Actual advice. Desk raiser so you can stand and sit. If they let you, get a desk treadmill/bike and watch what you eat.
gazxog42
Worked at place with 2 cooks and you ordered food on computers. Steak and eggs ,toast,hash browns, and it was 4.95, came off pay pre-tax.
CookieBat
Sounds delicious! And like a bad habit hehe.
gazxog42
It was , one guy said he gained 20lbs the first month. All the food was good .
Cicirawr
Same thing happened to me, @OP. You're not alone.
CookieBat
:)
amoxikillin
Another ex-barista here with the same problem. You'd think you'd LOSE weight from not eating pastries/drinking lattes all the time, but no..
CookieBat
What worst is you still have those craving for sweet :C
guactopus
Me too. Except for that well paying job part.
CookieBat
Hang in there! I never thought I would have a nice outfit going to work someday but here I am!
Helpingpeoplesometimes
You should really want a carpentry job, or welding. You get lots of money and exercise.
sanctusmessor
Desk jobs require a gym regimen. Source: Working IT for the last 10yrs
LukeKarr22
We just need to make sure it's not rocking everywhere. If so, you've got a serious medical issue and need to see your doctor about it.
mistral186
that's something you can change if you want :)
CookieBat
I'll put more effort into being healthy.
TheUglyGuy
We all go through that when we get the desk job. 30 years later I'm still trying to lose that weight.
britishdilettantejimmyrustlerbutmostlyokguy
I went from outdoor instructor to corporate learning and development. Cut my diet so much but weight is still such a struggle
BaldVinnie
It's a struggle. I've gone from a pretty physical job, to a desk job in the last 9 months and have put on 10kg. Dieting sucks but I have too
CookieBat
I feel like this added weight is my default weight now, it really sucks :(
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
After getting a desk job, I have now much more energy after work to hit the gym. I'm in better shape than when I was walking at work all day
Junktrunkjunkie
I got hit hard... I have a stay at home desk job. I don't even need to go outside.
PresidentProTempore
When I worked a desk job I made sure to keep making time to work out at least 30 mins a day. Most of what you need to do is calorie count.
fragtore
Energy in energy out. As simple as that
UltraDi3000
That is true for any job really. I have a physically demanding job, yet I got fat. Despite burning a lot of calories, I managed to eat more.
UltraDi3000
Now I eat low carb and way less than I used to. Dropped 11kg, feelin' a lot better all around.
DirtyBigBjelke
I got a desk job and lost 14kg. Regular schedule instead of travelling means time for exercise and control over the diet.
fragtore
Stop driving/drive less, start walking, do sports, less shit food, no beer, no bread.
OMGchipmunkz
Ive never had a desk job. I wonder what it's like
HouseMouseMN
Imagine being told as an active dog to stay in your cage. That's a desk job.
potatothegreat
Same. I feel like it would be less strain on your body but boring as fuck.
forestfinagle
It's bad for your hips to sit that much and god help you if you sit with bad posture.
ilikebigbuttsandcannotlie123
Boring? I spend 5 out of 8 hours on YouTube and imgur :) and the other 3 pooping.
TheOneTrueNerd
If you ever do, make sure you stand up, walk around, and look at things that are far away for a few minutes every hour. Or else bifocals.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Really depends on the job.
potatothegreat
Yeah i understand it varies, some of my friends snapchats just make it look like they fuck around all day and dont do shit
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
It might not be the job that's the problem; it might be the employees.
skywards
I've been working at a desk for five years now (and more hours than usual bc self employed) and my legs want me to kill them already.
Frapa
have you considered investing in a standing desk? like the one you can move up like a lift to stand/sit? their usally expensive, but worthit
skywards
Yeah, thought about it. Will move my office in a few months anyway, then I'll think about a more clever setup. Thanks!
potatothegreat
Also a good chair would help too
TheBoredBoner
I'd like to see the ass in question
AveragegamerdudeBANNED1
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TheCalvinintheWoods
This happened to me also. ~140 lbs my whole life. Desk job. Suddenly 220 lbs. (Well, after a year). Now 200-190 and still working on it. :(
TheCalvinintheWoods
My advice: start losing it asap before it becomes "normal." You'll have a TON more natural motivation.
Rokfish
At least you can afford take out now
CookieBat
Omg The struggle is real i used to eat leftovers from closing the store to have enough for bills.
HouseMouseMN
I miss restaurant work for this very reason!
CookieBat
Plus to get to eat all the best stuff!
HouseMouseMN
Oh my god- I lost weight and had the best cooks plus healthy veggies at my disposal. I can see where poor=fat. A red pepper costs $3
ClutchJunkie
Prove it
MaxBuchman
Graphic picture *warning* ( Y )
ProfessionalJalapenoWrangler
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LittlestBwudda
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pielover007
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IHaveACatNamedGustav
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Th0tCop
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Bulbasaurismyhomeboy
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TacosPlz
Lol fucking really?
CookieBat
You just want to see my butt HaHa
GeminiMax
yes
veganfarts
Asterfix
If @razor10000 has taught humanity anything. It's that we always upvote ass.
DerangedMaango
Jokes on everyone here: OP is a strapping lad with a PHAT ass.
TheBoredBoner
Yes please
nesste
Yes we do! But may we?
HomelyKitty
I would
FutureNursewhofapsalot
Right behind you, mate
aparticularlyrobustpigeon
promiseofblood
Least it's going in the right places
TylerArias
Well, we're waiting.
ClutchJunkie
Yes, yes I do.
aleister94
Your username is appropriate
Fumoufu
Yep
CookieBat
Regrettably I used a tape measure its 45 inches :C hope you guys are happy.
Inarticulated
I do love me some curves~
TotesNotTheNSA
Prove it
ThatOneLostSock
I was never happy
CookieBat
Is it because a lack of socks?
ThatOneLostSock
Crippling disappointment in life....and lack of socks
XtremeFapperino
pics or didnt happen
SILOKEL
We all want to see your butt now. Post it and we get you to front page. Anybody else BEHIND this? Hehe ok ill leave
virgil592
And you find that odd here?
AveragegamerdudeBANNED1
You know they probably can't even
30Jonseredi
No that's tumblr. Imgur is a place for interesting discussion, topics and news.
virgil592
...Usually.
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
And lovers of butt!
SuperTacticalSandwich
Are we looking at the same imgur?
AveragegamerdudeBANNED1
Is it
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reclaimingrequiem
I'd like a LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE
HungryPumpkn
W H A T ! ?
ashittypuncomment
H U H ?
keyserv
Put up or shut up.
CookieBat
shut up it is :)
polymetricr
WELL THEN FUCKING DO IT.
loveplusultra
salty 14 year olds, man..