Damn you vaccines.

Apr 8, 2017 8:24 PM

toothlessvampire

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Being pretty high right now, it took me far to long to get it

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

sebia

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...boring

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I like how this is even an issue in the states. Weird.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very weird, however, it is not really an issue. Just a few morons that need attention, making noise.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I smoked 2 packs a day, had unprotected sex, jumped out of airplanes and look I'm 61 so fuck wearing a seat belt!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And as a result of my vaccines, I'm now a chronic masturbator.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Back in my day we just died

9 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 0

Yeah, and those were the best kinds of days.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Up hill! Both ways. In 3 feet of snow. And we were damn greatful too!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And we didn't make such a scene of it either.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We still do. Just a little later.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Looks like the vaccinations fucked his ability to form a cohesive sentence structure. I get the joke but that was all over the place.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 31

I had no problem understanding it. Also no grammar errors either. You must be a special grammar nazi.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Grey and bald are being used as verbs. Unless you're referring to something else, I believe the grammar was sound.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shhh, don't tell them that! This is nature's way of removing the idiots from the gene pool!

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But what about the kids they have who have no choice?

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Seriously, would you want to be raised but such an incompetent? I'd suggest they just get an abortion but they are probably against that to.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The problem is that it takes other people that didn't agree with them but were too young for the vaccine, pregnant or immunocompromissed

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dark humour not your forte, i see.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

There are a lot of people that don't know about herd immunity.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and they would be the anti-vaxxers. look if these morons want to engage in voluntary eugenics with their spawn, then I say let em'.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Apparently you don't know either...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

man this would be hilarious if you traveled in time to 2005

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 28

No, it would be stupid then. It's only funny now because of the anti vaxxers

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Dude. I just got into an argument last week about this. Anti-vax people are persistent. They still exist

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Why 2005?

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because that is when this stuff was at it's peak, at least if my memory serves me

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 21

I'm in nursing school. Let this meme run. I don't want to treat measles and whooping cough all day. Anti-vax is still going. Sigh

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

As someone who works with children, I can assure you it is in full swing presently.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

We are done with your lies.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

Your memory is broken as fuck

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:32 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I ain't downvoting, but I ain't upvoting either.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

You do good work. I like you.

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AND I TOOK BACK MY UPVOTE

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:32 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Weeks *ago

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 20

You just corrected a bot bro

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Trust me he has replied to me before.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Bullshit

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Hours *ago

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 9

It's a bot, it couldn't care less. Mainly because it wasn't designed to care.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The owner of the bot replies sometimes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

"sometimes"

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He has replied to me many times telling me I'm wrong and he isnt

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