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House rules, life rules
The House rules of Bio Art Lab, Eindhoven, Netherlands. Could be applied to life in general.
FP edit: So I made it to FP. I'm new to this. What happens next? 72 virgins? Eternal supply of Stella Artois?
thezblah
That sign is hung up in the weld shop at work
craftycommando
If you turn it on, finish it off
rovert37
TECHNOLOGIC
puppymagnate
Huh. The 12 Commandments.
CalvadosConfiture
I thought this said Horse rules at first and was like 'why do horses need rules?'
Poco3o
If you learn it, forget it... Am I doing this right?
TerribleBot
@op I pay you beer - I'm in Brussels. Let me know when.
kalenmiyan
"Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!"
degenerator
If you build it, he will come.
prattleassassin
Bop it
HibiscuitsTea
The last sentence bugs me :(
Nurio
Was looking for this. The last sentence suddenly uses a period instead of a comma!
funkjacket
13. Don't clean the mustard stain. Refer to rule 12.
TacoAddiction
Unless the stain is your fault; refer to rule 8
Lojay
Gonna be hard to enter or leave that house
Arkanrais
but how are you supposed to turn someone off? it's not like I turn people on who're using life support
hexachordalcombinatoriality
Misread as horse rules, and thought horses have a solid code of ethics.
ToMoOhKa
There should have been a rule about keeping walls clean.
Cletus101
Gotta love the Dutch :)
JenJensjuggs
Got some jizz on your wall there just fyi.
KiaOrafromtheTron
my grandmother had this on her fridge for the last 20 years, a good one
FrogOrCat
I reminds me of a list that kept being reprinted in Dear Abby or Ann Landers.
Ayars
I feel like this sign needs to be posted everywhere.
krillin123499
So I should lock the bathroom door when I leave it so the next person can't get in right?
iluvpandas
Thought my screen was dirty, went to go wipe it but it's actually a part of the image -__-
SuicideSunSeoel
Can I get a print out of this please? I need this for my friends.
Shamorza
"Could be applied to life in general." ... "If it belongs to somebody else and you want to use it, ask!" My neighbor Sam has a hot wife.
Nntropy
Try asking and let us know how it goes.
BlaBlaSomethingFunny
As a Belgian... Stella Artois ? Seriously ? Seems that you have no idea bout what beer paradise is made of.
IGotBoredAtMyFamilysChristmasParty
Nobody here knows West-Vleteren, Kasteelbier, Westmalle, Lachouffe,...so I'll settle with Stella.
BlaBlaSomethingFunny
You're forgiven, son. ;-p
SubtlySlytherin
Somple, yet effective.
TacoAddiction
Yes, quite somple
HocusPokesUs
Here we go again...
ItsTrashCanNotTrashCannot
Somple indeed.
craftycommando
I just love the somplicity
SirGentleman
Yes, quite somple.
SquidJesus
Bears are condiments for faces.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
*condoments
BulletToofTony
Yes, quite somple
aaront50
I beloeve you mean yes, quote somple
SirGentleman
People appreciated yours more than mine, it appears. Well played, Tony.
mimomisu
I'd print this for my new roommates. Not that it would really change a thing though
TheBaddestWolf
Retitle them: How to be a decent human being
rotzverpopelt
How to be a boring human being
WhoIsTheDodie
I need to put this up at work
LvAllen
But if you retitle them "Life hacks," I will find you, and I will cut you.
Silentmatten
Another possibility: Common sense in a list
ParanoidWithGoodCause
ironically not common at all.
mot2fast4youimnotingoodshape
fun game... how many of those can relate to sex
gorglegarble
"If you can't fix it, call in someone who can."
mot2fast4youimnotingoodshape
if you don't know how to use it leave it alone
VulpesIncendium
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it, charge it, point it, zoom it, press it, charge it... Technologic.
ViperDude21
The new Bop It game...
MechanicalArmada
Now I hear it over and over.. rip myspace.
Harloozy
Houseologic
Dominian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bvwr0O8KwI
DarthComet
That is hilarious, more people need to see it.
jessenator
One reason i didn't mind living alone—I never had to deal with roommates who ignored these kinds of rules. Bigger rent bill was worth it.
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Stonefruitlove
exactly.
BitMaker
There are two kinds of people.
gorglegarble
There are N + 1 kinds of people: Those that fit in the first N groups, and those that don't.
BitMaker
The pigeon principle?