redheadedrobot
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The pumpkin spice must flow
Yaaayyy
It me
Saved this because I felt called out
Hell yeah
Accurate
Cuck-tle fish?
I'm sensing a theme
This one is so fucking funny to me
The next few are me specifically
This is the dream!
Hnnngggg
She's gorgeous
Tee-hee!~
Some rad art found on imgur
Mm, a sweet little treat
2 loss memes? It's more likely than you think!
NightOwlRally
#35 that whole business is so messed up. RIP Band of the Hawk. Also, screw you Griffin. >:o (((for reference, this is from Bezerk, one of the more messed up manga/anime out there - the guy pictured is Griffin, the Paladin type to Guts' Dark Knight, except Griffin did something horrible to his friends in exchange for power)))
nullbr
#2 If Chris stays risen for more than 4 hours he should consult his doctor
WienerBeener
#1 bless the maker and his water!
TheNonSequiturFairy
#37 Wouldn't this just be, y'know...standard maintenance?
We put things storage and sometimes museums to protect them from the elements. Can't really put this thing in a lobby somewhere, so they do this.
Ngugi
#1
redheadedrobot
An Ngugi comment on my post? A blessing from the lord! :D
Ngugi
nothingunused
#20 I think you meant, "This one is so luckin funny to me"
redheadedrobot
A missed opportunity! I'm deferring to you for future posts ^^
waronhugs
#21 a lot of these getting awarded recently.
Casually
#2 Knew a person complaining that Mexicans naming people Jesus is sacrilegious. Her name was Christine.
loopdesigns
My name is Christina, in the olden days only 6 characters were allowed on some school registers...
WienerBeener
CHRISTINE IS RISEN!
Jinxies
And she's feeling sassy!
Heisanevilgenius
This is so annoying when you understand the etymology. Jesus' name was Yeshua in Hebrew which was a common name (it's Joshua to us. We still know people named Josh). It only got morphed into Jesus after getting translated from Hebrew to Latin to English. The Spanish version is derived the same way. It's not blasphemous by any stretch. The whole point to the biblical story was that Jesus had a common name to reflect his common birth.
keyserv
And how hard, exactly, did you kick them down a flight of stairs?
DanielZahn
#1 "I must drink.
Coffee is the sleep-killer.
Coffee prevents the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my coffee.
I will permit it to pass over my lips and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the Coffee has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain awake."
Sturdycrotch
#37 that's just the chalk version of The Emperor of Mankind being fed 1,000 psykers a day to stay alive
JokenPo0079
#1 That ain't Shai hulud, that's the Great Serpent of Ronka!
emu314159127001
#23 who's calling the sound from a sandworm moving "footsteps," though, even poetically
SedatedSl0th
#47
SupernaturalReactions
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santawashere
#20 Is this a 3 kingdoms reference?
redheadedrobot
Just shortly after! The unification of China under the Qin Dynasty is when the Warring States period ended (221 BC), and Zhao Gao served under the first emperor, Qin Shi Huang and his son Qin Er Shi until Zhao's death in 207 BC. But I'm a big fan of 3 Kingdoms! :D
NaughtButOne
Legomaniac91
#1 No, thats clearly the Great Serpant of Ronka. Scree!!
DarkJaeger
#48 so true
whereismymind86
#1 is clearly the great serpent of Ronka
ArchMagos
#1 bless The Maker and his latte
curialis
#1 I would tip big for a barista mentioning Shai-Hulud
Billis75
Blessed is the Maker and his coffee.
nailclippersofdoom
He who controls the pumpkin spice controls the universe.
mafiacarstarter
bubblesuit24601
I was a barista for a long time. I once did a dickbutt on someone's latte at the height of dickbutt. That's the closest I've ever come to godhood.
OptimisticMisanthrope
No, my friend, for one day you did not only approach godhood. You achieved it.
bubblesuit24601
I also used to do the Death Star for people on May 4th every year and MTG guild symbols on our draft nights. I truly peaked in my mid-20s. Don't tell my kid that those bits of latte art were my finest creations.
Ivalicenyan
#3 thumbs up to the guy who decided to cover up that thing of nightmares
afmgreentea
#37 it's not what a horse looks like, it's what a horse BE
TheDogEnd
#44 Bob was starting to think there was something strange about Gene's lizard
SkidMarc25
Gene, fire up the grill...
CarnivorousToad
#15 probably a flufferfish
theycallmedoctornooche
#48 So... working retail?
L0rdinquisit0r
#33 $190 for rat shaped therapy
hendawg2020
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Sabz5150
#45 Gain.
nickelrocket
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zmanz
still dont get it. a Tv or movie? animation ?
QuatermainFT
the characters are from the ctrl-alt-del web comic. I think its parodying the miscarriage storyline, like a lot of things do.
Soufange
Online comic strip. OG was called "Loss" and is how dude told his community his girlfriend went thru a traumatic miscarriage. It was pretty early in the "overshare my private life for views" game that's now commonplace today. WILD drama ensues, and Loss becomes a meme.
AWdeV
#43 it's much worse, they *are* seperate letters, *unless* you put them next to eachother like that and they become a single letter and therefore are 'both' capitalized.
Rawksrawr
Wait till they learn about the short (ei), long (ij) and Greek (y), they're gonna lose their miiiinds
Akaszkronos
It's even worse! There's also the letter Y that is the same letter(s) but not used in the same way unless in a name but sometimes sounds different. Like three other letters different.
Cranbananarama
#1 Makes me think of
oldguyexlurker
#34 I'm past 55. What now?
Margrave9000
Find some pro-slavery vermin.
'Late in the evening, they called at the house of James P. Doyle and ordered him and his two adult sons, William and Drury, to go with them as prisoners. Doyle's 16-year-old son, John, who was not a member of the pro-slavery Law and Order Party, was spared after his mother pleaded for his life. The three men were escorted by their captors into the darkness, where Owen Brown and his brother Frederick killed them with broadswords.'
They understand nothing but fear.
ontarioOT
Do you know any pro-slavery settlers?
trigonman3
We all do.
fubizdaddie
Set a record.