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May 30, 2020 12:26 PM
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Unknownium
What is an airline?
Neboskrebnut
No you're just cargo. If it wasn't for those pesky standards you would be anesthetized put in a box and shipped already.
boxbackknitties
You think they care? Now shut up and swipe your card. /s
YourMomsSidePiece
They have roomier seats, you just need to pay more. If you want to fly to Europe for $100 they are going to cram you in.
urakunt
Never forget.
Allisrevealed
IT's beter than flying
afxed
Detective Baby Legs is asking that the issue is. https://i.imgur.com/dOiQgem
springuy8
No they just don't care about people only profit
HotsauceIsLethal
As someone who is 6'3" I feel this.
FlyingSpaceLlama
Don't you mock me 'cause I got my shins blowed off in the war. I killed fitty men!
TheLastSpaceman
Airlines during recession
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MagicOrpheus310
Virgin Australia! Immediately threaten to close unless Gov gave them $1.7bn, Qantas said if they get it, so should we! Bullshit!
OliverClothesoff70
DarthDragon7
Airlines used to be subsidized. Everyone dressed nice. good food. But people wanted cheap fairs so more seats are required.
MagicOrpheus310
If you took out just one row and gave everyone another inch...
DmForDucks
Headline news: airplanes are sentient!
jonklein611
Wrong, that’s the space people are willing to pay for. Cheap seats sell better, to make seats cheaper you need more of them.
jonklein611
If you want more room, spend the money on the premium seats. Vote with your money.
Jackpot123
Oh they don't think that, they just know that cutting a few inches makes them a couple thousand more per trip because of 1 or 2 extra rows
darkandstormynight
Eddi3v
If Ryanair could drug you unconscious and stuff you into a small box, to fit more people onto their planes, they would do it in a heartbeat
YoutubeArchivist
And I'd be fine with that. Seriously give me the tube from fifth element.
Eddi3v
And give me the stewardesses from the fifth element :p
Cek0619
He killed fidy men!
MrBarn
They think we look all the same?
Pinkywalnut
Omar Baba
boomer0001
2 words: Shareholder value.
battlepants
This is the only part that they care about fitting:
LavaAxe
Aircraft are the only place in the world where me being 5'7" is advantageous. I've never been uncomfortable. Hell, room to stretch even.
DarkSock
How about this… Next time there’s a huge financial crisis let’s shower them with billions of dollars… Then they will treat us better!
blackholevoid10011
Now that what I call a united airway!
totallyspambox
Wrong. They know how big we are, they just can’t give two shits.
Markamanic
Just pack more sardines in the cans. Unless you're selling sardines, then put less in but charge the same.
tehranosaurusrex
JetBlue is great
AFistfulOfDollHairs
According to most airlines, the two shits are sitting in the chairs in the picture.
5yearsforahealthywhitebaby
They safely & affordably get you from coast to coast in 5 hours through a miracle of modern technology, but it’s not enough for ya. Drive.
Nemifly
Lol?
HeinzVigVelvenTrainerOfDolphin
The FAA regulates seat spacing, not the airlines
wickedgoogly
Wrong. We keep buying the lowest possible cost flight vs picking by legroom or other aspects. They are incentivized to pack us in.
MrWobblyHead
Can't have lots of leg room and really cheap flights.
Maitrify
Exactly, why change what doesn't need to be? People keep spending money so it must be okay.
Alrathra
So get in my hot air balloon and go travel?
definitelynotawolf
And even when they’re not spending money the government will just bail them out!
Somanyquestions
Not only that, people who think it's not ok are willing to spend more money for better seats!
diddledodevon
I have only been on an airline once. I can say that I do look like this
Eddi3v
How did you get home?
diddledodevon
It was a tight fit, but the security didn't see me