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Feb 15, 2019 1:15 AM
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d3jake
Iirc, overcoming electrical issues aren't as hard as fixing circulation issues that least to electrical issues.
IndexPointer
It's because they want you to pay for youtube red.
josieexplosion
Y'all flexing airpods but can't afford YouTube Premium smh
StevieTheAussie
People do realise how fucked everything is gonna be if we figure out how to keep people alive forever, right?
13thusernametry
YouTube vanced
undftdroar
Exactly. I thought people knew.
guactopus
You can't because they want your money.
eightythousandandeightyfive
One word: Newpipe
TheRealDeconstructedDonaldDuck
It's so good but no one knows about it
craycray606
Not being able to play music on YouTube app and close is really annoying. Forces you to stay on the app..damn they need to fix that
Xerxes4242
Yeah this fucking race isn't even close to ready for immortality. Bad idea.
Sheldonian
Don't want to pay for YouTube Premium? (i do though) Newpipe, you're welcome (you won't find it on the playstore)
Snarknado
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ukuza
Yo, I thought it was a strawberry. Stopped and said "oh look, I'm hungry."
PawelStepien
YouTube Vanced
RadTechExtreme
The article in which this is taken from is like 5 years old they were able to keep a deer's heart beating for like 17 days outside the body
Sokonomi
yeah you can, its called youtube vanced.
Jawesome19
If you wanna play, you gotta pay baby. #youtubepremium
Ringalingading
So this is how we create zombies?
TrapsAreIllegal
Youtube Vanced. SIdeload on android. Enjoy.
Jackpot123
God why would you want to though? Without reversing the flow of aging, you’d be permanently decrepit
moheekin
And then there’s the young with the problems................
Nethyl
My hope is that medicine can advance to the point that you could have a middle aged body, so you could hike every trail, travel to the stars
rabidbuttsniffer
Then the government would just change retirement age to enslave is forever
IndexPointer
It doesn't mean you're immortal. There are thousands of ways to die, heart failure is just one of them.
bushmuncher
Im pretty sure they’re more than a 1000 ways, 2 episodes of. 1000 ways to die says so
NastyBert2000
Medicine isn't done after this. Treatments will continue to improve increasing both quality and length of life. Gotta live to benefit tough.
ItsJatne
Aging and eventually dying of old age is literally in our DNA though. It's unnecessary but it's there. We won't change that anytime soon.
ItsJatne
Downvoted for stating facts. Oh, Imgur. You stay cute, you.
TheFastpaws
By the time science will be at a point to do what I want it won't work for me anymore. That and American! So never be able to afford it.
viking39
YES PLEASE
Toldavf
stop making us live longer, my one solace is that all the old idiots in charge will die soon
ilovecake
Sign me the fuck up
procrastinatingagain
So that's not a tongue?
Calicoastin818
Ok i just got a brilliant idea
Syk0tik0ne
Anything is a tongue if you are brave enough.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
No, because it’s a bigass strawberry
iwinyoulosebutkeepchecking
Its a ballsack
twerksforfish
i thought it was a strawberry
commanderpanic
I thought it was a testicle
Xaixar
I thought a potato..
Adamo2386
Bingo. Tiny testicle FTW
NachoPete
I thought it was a strawberry.
DarkMane17
Can I just ask why?
strideo
It looks like a strawberry.
DarkMane17
But it don't. It is fleshy. Strawberries have a deeper red coloring, and spots, not veins or lines on them.
DarkMane17
Sorry. Just realized it does have spots. Oops
nateglen350
I thought it was a huge clit!?!
Racefacexc
*Can't be poor and still play music on the you tube app and close it*
Jeager7
Haha, Peasants
PathologicalLier
i mean... this meme is like... 5 years old or so
SlapThatBooty
Or you can download hacked versions of both. noobs.
RX7zx6r
Hah, nerd!
altares7xd
Wanna share how I could do that?
JamesRosco
Google Youtube Vanced if you are an Android user. If not, *shrug*.
TheWhoamater
I could be rich as fuck, still not paying for that
Kittynomnoms
Yep. It's not about money. It's a matter of principle.
Ajaxsprayandwipe
It's not a matter of principle, YouTube is providing you with a service, either you pay with cash or you pay with attention
Kittynomnoms
It is a matter of principle, though. They've done such a bad job advertising it (trying to shove it down my throat at every turn) that 1/2
Kittynomnoms
now I don't want that service even if it'd be useful to me. Too much advertising will make me avoid paying for something on principle. 2/2
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
Found the capitalist.
TheWhoamater
Why would I pay, when the free version does it's job effectively enough that I know it's all I need?
TallgeeseIV
*can with root and magisk on android.
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
Bruh there's a Firefox add on. No more ads, no more stops.
theSungamer
Wait, that was a Norwegian autocorrect. You Norwegian?
ColoneISanders
Our just use the browser on your phone in desktop mode. It's what I've been doing.
scatter
Don't need root, use YouTube Vanced.
Unbeaten11
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idkwhatusernametochoose
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TheFeralDog
For the curious, this is not in the play store you have to download it from phone browser
PlasmaSquirrel
Yussssssssss.
Fate88
Also there's a cracked Spotify that doesn't need premium to work goodly
PepridgeFarmRemembers
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igetboredatworkeasily
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AahzAndArthurDent
I'm not paying for YouTube and mine does it. The video minimizes and I can use other apps while the video plays. Is that not normal?
tinytabasco
I'm glad you said this because I just started to panic thinking I somehow signed up for yet another subscription service.
fishmint
Mine too. Must be an Android feature
Raithryn
If if the video is music it won't minimize
domestomp
it minimized but you cant close it/lock ur phone w/o it stopped
Hadespuppy
No you have to pay 9.99 a month for for YouTube music if you want to do that
Racefacexc
No.
dogmoind
Not now, not ever.
hr0nk
Worth it tbh
Vanadium235
You used to be able to do that for free.
jessdottig
Or google play. Unlimited music, plus no ads on YouTube, and it plays upon close.
Hadespuppy
I just use Spotify. Guaranteed that that algorithm is never going to recommend flat earth or Nazi videos at least
redbikemaster
If you buy Google play unlimited, you get both included. I accidentally got YouTube premium because I bought Google music unlimited.
jessdottig
Yes that's what I am referring to. I have the family plan, so 6 people use it for $15 a month. Never had nazi videos or flat earth videos
NordicusMaximus
Wrong. YouTube Premium gives you ad free video and YTMusic app, unlimited songs, and any artist/video you can find on Youtube can be played.
Hadespuppy
Hey, I'm just repeating what I hear multiple times a day from my coworkers desk who uses an open YT tab for music during the day
hr0nk
Yeah & you can close the app and video or Music app keeps playing. Worth it tbh.
PossiblyYourMother
That plus you can play YouTube videos in the background.
13thusernametry
YouTube vance
darkmagic616
Can we please stop trying to kill death? Once death dies, freedom dies.
UnluckyScarecrow
It's not like it's going to stop you from dying in a horrific car accident or anything
NastyBert2000
You would deny people the freedom to choose to live their own life? No. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness are inalienable rights.
Sheldonian
valen00
dudes likely suggesting that as people accumulate wealth and power with age young people won't be able to do anything.
Sheldonian
I mean, there's a solution for that but if i suggest capitalism is not the solution for everything I'll be lynched
valen00
you cant tax people who are 500 years old with a net worth higher than the government! It's theft, you just need to give them incentives
valen00
I mean look at how well doing that works now!
NastyBert2000
So we should, what, encourage the elderly to die so others can profit? At what age should they be culled and why?
ReginaKasteen
There was a ST:TNG episode like that. Magic number was 60.
valen00
How about rather than using emotive language and trying to be divisive you instead either argue the point or suggest alternatives?
NastyBert2000
"Emotive language"? That's a new one. I *was* arguing the point by highlighting flawed scenarios it suggests.
TheNuclearRabbit
Is no one going to talk about the overwhelmingly incredible advance in medicine this is?
CambaFlojo
Nope
SprungLake
Sleeves have existed for a long time. I'm wearing 2 right now.
whitewater0034
I raised an eyebrow and thought "Wow, you must have a really frail heart!" 2 posts later I had to come back.
pcasmiro
This comment.
MarkPenrice
I'm pretty certain this is how you get cyborg zombies, so, nope.
comicsmakemehappierthanmostpeopledo
So? One to the head one to the heart. Done.
jcyisloose
No
ColoneISanders
Did I miss something? The end of the comment ends abruptly and nobody else is making a joke
joshff
As someone with heart failure, I say this is great news.
MrBill1
Hiya! . Me as well! (Congestive heart failure) Best wishes!!
TehStoner
I dont want to live forever.... hell there are times when I dont want to live till tomorrow
Nethyl
I wish I could live forever. I want to hike every mountain, learn everything language, play every game, meet every person, learn every craft
themuttonisniceandlean
I'm pretty sure that was the entire point of the post, so people are, in fact, talking about it.
nicoleoftheeast
It's basically a pacemaker. It doesn't make you immortal
joshff
Well not really. This sleeve helps the heart beat more strongly and efficiently. A pacemaker maintains the beats.
nicoleoftheeast
Using electricity. It's a pacemaker that reaches the whole heat
bemurray814
Stop causing reality, I wanna dream.
destinychopsticks
Uh huh. But I want YouTube music with the app in the background...
scatmanworlds
Why the fuck would you want to live forever??
Mokelzwerg
Death can be frightening to some
Nethyl
Why wouldn't you want to live forever? So many things to do.
AfterlifeCrysis
If I had the luxury of knowing I'd live forever I would feel much more comfortable being a piece of shit today
ChaosandChaos
Versus just being one and thinking, "ah it'll balance out when I'm dead"
AZDan2012
YouTube Red allows you to close and still play music.
ingenredes
Sounds like a porn site.
ping0s
Or you can root your phone.
HypoMix
Yeah but I expect corporations to provide services for free.
MaladaptedMedic
I don't have a problem with a premium service. I have a problem with a premium service taking something that used to be free and then
MaladaptedMedic
making it paid-only.
Ryannihilation
They DID let you do this for free until they realised they could monetize it
LovelyLadyLumps
I used to be able to when I had YouTube open on my browser instead of the app
MockMeAllYouWant
And no adds! Worth it IMO.
tallhophop22
And supporting creators, free google play, some good preamium only content (Karate Kid Tv show w/the old cast), etc.
13thusernametry
YouTube Vance
DoctorEnsignCrusher
The gingerbread version of YouTube allowed it.
IndexPointer
Who pays for porn?
23569072358345672
I know. YouTube won’t stop showing me notifications about it.
Realborisboef
Ait, noted, RedTube
Skaus3n
It's because the meme is so old red wasn't a thing
Weedmoney
Youtube vanced thank me later
ThePanda420
Youtube vanced. Free download in the app store
NeoBaggins
YouTube premium is its new name. I love it. I’ve got almost zero video ads in my life now.
FishDimension
Been paying for YouTube Premium since it launched in my country. No more ads, ever!
timmy26
Lolwut? I have not gotten a single ad since buying it
tallhophop22
Read the comment again
timmy26
“I’ve got almost zero video ads in my life now.”
NeoBaggins
In my life. Not on just on YouTube. Plus, you still get ads from content creators reading ad rolls in their videos.
SakeWeasel
uBlock Origin and done.
deafmute
Yeah, but YouTubers won't get AdSense, with premium they still get paid.
flarflarf
dealing with adblock on phones is a pain in the ass and when you combine it with the other benefits it becomes worth it imo
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
Google music right?
NeoBaggins
Except, I’m not a piece of garbage, and I like to support creators whose content I enjoy.
SakeWeasel
Youtube is garbage. Anyone making anything worthwhile is begging on Patreon anyway.
deafmute
Patreon is having an exodus right now, because of kicking people off their platform over tweets.
VeryRealGirlAndNotRussianBot
Plus 1080p on YouTube isn't 1080p it's a dumbed down version of it.
Baldybeardman
Agreed
NeoBaggins
Nice attempt to rationalize your crappy behavior.
Nize426
Gonna go off on a tangent, but Patreon is shit. Was donating to loadingartist, but Patreon changed who I was giving money to without 1/2
schmonday
I signed up for the free trial and canceled. Now I can close and play months later still. Maybe I'm not a fluke?
Anonawesome
Same thing happened when I got the HBO go trial. Worked for months past when it was supposed to.
IndexPointer
Maybe you're still paying and didn't notice.
schmonday
Nope. I pay loose attention to my Cubans
ricksnip
This is the case 100% of the time in my experience