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Jul 21, 2016 4:45 PM
CanadianBacon9001
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Grrrg
"YOUR DAUGHTER IS AN IDIOT" is my favourite part of the whole show.
joker24791
As a former small town councilman, can confirm. People are idiots.
DiarrheaVanFrank
My favorite is the Pawn Shop guy. "It'll be a theme park with sexy cartoon characters. I'll call it 'Disney-Land.'
SarcasticComment
to be fair, Disney knows what they're doing. their princesses be bad, yo
linweelle
I'm on a condo board. A woman wants us to pave over a patch of grass in front of her parking spot so she doesn't get mud on her shoes, (1)
linweelle
when walking over it. She rolled her eyes when I suggested she not walk on the grass.
catsover9000
No show will ever replace Parks and Rec.
SomeKindOfOctopus
Sun* tea, not "some tea"
Dsvstheworld
Our neighborhood FB page is hilarious. Bored fat ladies taking pics of everyone they don't know and posting them as perverts looking at kids
SarcasticComment
so... you made the page yet again
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
http://i.makeagif.com/media/10-21-2015/dC7c5k.mp4
KeepTheEarthBelowMyFeet
Used to work for a parks department. Can confirm people are fucking insane.
LemonEvergreen
Do one of those "shit-I-have/had-to-deal-with-at-work" posts.
KeepTheEarthBelowMyFeet
Dude, I've seen some shit doing late night 4th of July trash runs. Straight up groups of naked people fucking in the grass.
shitglitter
As a temp for a town hall, complaints like these are unfortunately common.
machedelic
So much parks and rec on imgur today.. I like it
FilthyRapscallions
You suck guy is just saying what most are thinking at 5 year old sporting events.
samsonguy920
I'm reminded of Parr's thought on 4th grade "graduation". 5 yr olds playing sports? Cool. Doing them as an exhibition? Insane.
samsonguy920
Parr...as in Mr. Parr aka Mr. Incredible.
samsonguy920
Relevant:
Ouroborus
This reminds me of the town that voted against allowing solar farms because they would use up all the sunlight and cost jobs.
librown
The fact that Amy Poehler never won an Emmy is an absolute travesty. Leslie Knope is a national treasure.
YourMovePoppinjay
I'm convinced these are all taken from actual citizen complaints.
veronicamarsdestroyerofworlds
My godmother worked in the government for decades, and she can't watch Parks and Rec because it's too real
idiotidiotidiot
These kind of people will make Trump president.
trujello2013
In so scared because you're right
idiotidiotidiot
It happened!
veronicamarsdestroyerofworlds
"The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter" -Winston Churchill
Nophere
I really love this show.
DefinitelyNotAnAssassinHidingInAHaybale
It is so good!!
CaptMoonMoon
I finally started binging it. so funny!
VoPo
No don't! Google it instead!!
machedelic
dickable
No no, Altavista!
comnakr
WHY DOES EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN USE ALTAVISTA? IS IT 1997?
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Iteki
Man, I've not even thought the word "keygen" for many a moon.
GoALittleCrazy
"Jerry, you check your email by going to AltaVista and typing 'Please take me to Yahoo'? You don't deserve the internet!"
samsonguy920
*Cough* Boot up Internet Explorer, go to Google to download Chrome.
joeee89
http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/goshimpale.png
Mailvirgo
You take that back! 1997 was a good year!
samsonguy920
Ummmm, no. It wasn't.
TheLeafsAreActuallyGood
very true, just shitting in a diaper and sucking titties, good times
GingerSwan
Yeah, Fallout was made in that year!
TheSwedishStag
I was made in that year!
GingerSwan
oh well nvm then, must be a shit year. (sarcasm)
theguyshadows
ME TOO BUD! :D
TheSwedishStag
Sweet d00d
DrArbitrary
As a person who is very into local politics, this is not a parody. This is totally plausible stuff from open meetings.
chloesilverado
Anytime I get a rush order at work I think "There no time! He can fly!"
somewordstypedout
The delivery of that line gets me every time.
yotsuya
In #10 the lady made "sun tea" which isn't boiled (or nearly boiled). Even with normal water there's a risk of infection.
samsonguy920
That, and there are municipalities that actually use untreated water straight from the source for watering and the like to save money.
yotsuya
Exactly. It's a compounded joke. Probably my favorite of the series, actually.
RoomTemperatureCoffee
I was wondering why she got an infection from boiled water.
chonas
Reminds me of people on recipe sites "I did everything different, and it turned out poorly . . . 1/5."
odraencoded
"I replaced everything in this recipe with something different and it tasted much better"
Adreye
I interned at the Indiana Statehouse. These are exactly the kinds of calls that the Senators get.
SarcasticComment
Indiana... oh my. I can only imagine the religious zealots you have to deal with regularly. Is evolution still "too controversial" for some?
EarthDragon2189
For a second I thought you said Indiana Steakhouse and I was a little confused.
sillybananas
Me too!!
Adreye
Nah man. The Indiana Steakhouse is where the Senators spend all the taxpayers money! Not where they pretend to work, silly!
samsonguy920
I doubt Indiana even knows what a steak is.
samsonguy920
I thought they said they internet at the Indiana Statehouse. WTF is going on with our brains???
ConstantlySearchingForMyDadOnImgur
And then finally: "Were not against you on this (starts chant ) we're not against you on this...we're not against you on this"
yuyufan43
The pottery one makes me laugh every time. I can relate to getting that stupid.
mellowdrama
On our neighborhood website, a new neighbor suggested that he needs to kill the bears because they don't pay taxes. (They were in his trash)
FilthyRapscallions
Well, he seems pretty reasonable.
mellowdrama
I wish I could copy and paste his post. Total idiot boy. Doesn't deserve to live around animals.
punkybeanster
A lady in my town complained about the road in our park being too thin and bumpy. She was driving down the wall path.
noptic
Tell me more about this guy..... http://imgur.com/GVDCkta
LateNightBunnyParty
Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!
aselfdefeatingattitude
Did you tell him you can sell him a rock that keeps tigers away?
mellowdrama
Most told him to leave it in the garage per our HOA rules. One suggested he put bleach on his trash. Nice.
wardenclyfe
I have a similar attitude towards squirrels on power lines
mellowdrama
You'd like to kill them or have them pay taxes? lol. Your lights go out, but you get a decent meal of friend squirrel. It's a trade-off.
mellowdrama
*fried
AwesomeName
imwithcayde6andproud
They live in Oregon.
mellowdrama
Yes.
dithania
That's the biggest tax hike in history!
Treblaine
floofosaurusrex
Does he pay the Homer tax?
Mack1986
Dad. That's homeowners tax
HeWhoControlsThePantsControlsTheGalaxy
Regardless, I'm outraged.
shrivelledjohnson
My friend's dad thought it was ridiculous that the deer crossed the road where ever they want and not at the deer crossing signs.
DonQuixotic
Your friends dad is an idiot
BenderTheBendingBenderRodriguez
*chanting* their friend's dad is an idiot, their friend's dad is an idiot, their friend's dad is an idiot...
Framperton
YES, HE IS!
Brainsplosion
Oe maybe you were too dumb to get the joke.
shrivelledjohnson
Being that I have known him most of my life I have a pretty good handle on his lack of both humor and intelligence.
Brainsplosion
Maybe he was too dumb to get the joke.
graceinsheepsclothing
Yeah, no, that's an old internet story. Maybe he was pulling your leg.
shrivelledjohnson
Yeah no some people really are that dumb. His dog got eaten by a cougar because he didn't think the cougar would go into his fenced yard.
davidbowieeyes
Well he should certainly sue that cougar for trespassing!
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Timegoat
So their NPR spoofs remain some of the funniest tv moments of all time for me
Varimothras
Proof https://youtu.be/IxTs2E5DuS8
jeffreybaratheon
"Thought For Your Thought" is such a good title.
SarcasticComment
just googled it. It can't be a spoof on NPR. No one made the topic about race.
hobnobmacabre
My top two favorite calls as a government employee: woman who wanted nets put in all the trees because there are too many Hawks and 1/2
hobnobmacabre
The family who wanted to sell meatballs and bottled water on their front lawn
samsonguy920
There's something to that second one I do find worth looking into. I do like meatballs.
hobnobmacabre
I just kept imagining the lady from The Wedding Singer, plopping meatballs in people's hands. The answer is no.
samsonguy920
So what you are saying is an Adam Sandler movie scarred you from enjoying meatballs? Makes sense.
hobnobmacabre
No way! I hail from a long line of guidos. I'm just not going to buy a suspect meatball from someone selling them on their front lawn.
hobnobmacabre
... AND the woman who wanted animal control to come out because a fox ran through her backyard, lived on a street called Fox Lane.
hobnobmacabre
In protest of a neighbor with an anti-abortion sign, asked to put up a sign that he likes killing babies (where is my 10ft pole?...)
hobnobmacabre
Neighbors protest a mental health office (who agreed to be admin w/no patients) wanted an apt use. At apt use meeting, protest for offices.
hobnobmacabre
Letters from the mentally ill include; a woman who thought a nun was living in her bushes who had "uncountable penis tips all over her body"
scaredshirtless
I am a journalist in a Pawnee-sized town and this is sadly spot on. Two years ago the town decided to have a company collect garbage 1/2
YourMovePoppinjay
More like this please!
scaredshirtless
rather than town employees in order to save money. One resident was upset because her kids liked waving at the garbage men. She was 2/3
scaredshirtless
afraid the new ones wouldn't wave back. She actually said "Won't you think of my children!"
shwibbityshwat
This is straight out of a Pawnee town hall meeting
Ouroborus
The real tragedy there is that she had kids.
Timegoat
I know I'm interested in the wrong bit here but did service quality change/was the company a legitimate improvement?
scaredshirtless
Service remains the same, but the cost went down. So in the end it was worth it.
Bizarkly
Except -- of course -- to the new company's garbage men, who are probably paid less. How *do* you think that "the cost went down"?
scaredshirtless
Wages mean very little. The town took8 people off its health care bills. Plus no more truck maintenance. Savings of ~ $7 million in 5 years.
SmellOfMonkey
That reads as you don't care that the people collecting rubbish might be on an even shittier wage, and that you're happy that 8 people 2/2
Squossifrage
Economies of scale.
TheRagingGinger
They really computer the stupidity that is the general public
nonsensicrat
compare to? Nah, computer sounds right after all.
ilovebubbles
I think they meant capture.
TheRagingGinger
I did mean capture but forgot what I meant and just remembered. I am not a smart man
ICanChangeMyNameLater
CAPTURE!? Were you trying to say "capture"?
tonality
I think that's actually what you just did too
TheRagingGinger
Fantastic
phlat6
I was unable to computer your comment.
ratfaceddog
Hey kid, help computer.
atrickissomethingawhoredoesformoney
STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN
xSquirrelly
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
DankS0uls
You 'strokin out?
Darx94
I forget about this, and then every couple months somebody reminds me of it. Thank you for being that person, +1.
jeremywork
Reference game: on point
CaptainMinnette
Plz remind, I recognize it bit can't remember
samsonguy920
Pretty sure it was from a Tumblr conversation.
xSquirrelly
It was someone trying to answer God knows what on 4chan about the game The Conduit