RobertPetersen
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Living the dream!
Skyrim on the shitter
Mar 7, 2018 7:31 PM
RobertPetersen
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Skyrim on the shitter
TheMightyBojangles
Legend says he’ll never recover feeling in his legs
iamtoolate
Now if you had a sandwich and a beer with you , why even leave the bathroom lol
Itsokyoucansaythatiusedtobeamuslim
Hemorrhoids are swollen veins in the lowest part of your rectum and anus.
TheReverseShock
Hammer excellent taste.
Hands90
Nice
heartlessninja6
TheOtherBojackHorseman
Quality shitposting
Sextravaganza
Tonight nintendo teased Smash for the switch. Maybe u can finially play a good smash on the shitter
Gorperino
Let me guess... someone stole your TP roll.
Mickimgur
Did this just the once.. I sat there so long that I could no longer walk
razinghell666
Wait till your legs go numb
mubumubu
That zoooomm thoo!
AntiAlkoholMan
Remember the first time taking the PC into bathroom. Best idea ever.
UpVoteDragons
Cellphone in one hand and Switch in the other...
Mindshard
That watch band looks like it could have you charged with abuse.
jhaney37
iwonderwhatthemaxusernamecharacterlimitis
Real talk is skyrim good on that thing?
RobertPetersen
It’s pretty damn good. It’s not quite the Remastered edition, but it does have the improved textures and water shaders from remastered.
idiotidiotidiot
So you take your GameMan and your phone to the bathroom to take a picture of you playing your GameMan on your phone in the bathroom?
RobertPetersen
Obviously.
idiotidiotidiot
MrChipz
Don't get confused wiping
LiteralPotato
This was one of my main reasons for getting a switch!
TheOneWhoSucks
No freakin' way! My friends and I have those same plastic bins, we keep D&D minis in them. Oh, Skyrim on Switch is cool, too.
TheBrofessionaI
Look at that fucking thumb.
RobertPetersen
I swear it’s perspective. I don’t feel I have a mutant hand. /a/ctMwI
bernardld
Some posts here would be better with sound, but I'm glad there's no scratch-n-sniff.
Crestedtit
Yeah the Switch stinks!
zerocool711
Enjoy your hemmroids
thatsnotahealthysnackrebecca
Is that actually how you get hemorrhoids? Too much time on the toilet, resting?
PragmaticHedonist
Just cruising thru the Kingdom on your porcelain throne.
istartedherpes
Jockin the skeevers, slappin the trolls
mongoosebeep
Is your thumb tiny or is it perspective...
RobertPetersen
I swear it’s perspective. I don’t feel I have a mutant hand. /a/ctMwI
mongoosebeep
Haha thank you for the clarification
WillJeSuis
He just has fat hands/arms...fat
UnhelpfulAnswers
I was an adventurer like you, then I had to wipe my ass
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VitusApollo
Then I got shit on my knee.
TheDee
Great now you have e.coli on the switch.
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Does that mean adventurers don't wipe, and that the Dragonborn saved Skyrim all the while smelling of shit?
SonBro
I play switch in the bathroom at work daily. What a time to be alive!
2020Gamer
Unfortunately I work at a small company, and there's only one stall for the men's room. It's quite the poor hiding spot.
NewHouse32
I play with my switch while I'm working
iloveb00bies
Why take a shit on your break when u can shit on company hours.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Skyrim belongs to the turds!
TheRealFireFrenzy
SKY'S RIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
MrPredator
Nothing like being the High-King of Skyrim, sitting atop your throne.
CoffinFullOfPudding
Hey! Wait no....
purplepandasquad
Skyrim belongs to the dragons, you slut
WhoStoleMySweetroll
Let me guess... Someone stole your toilet paper roll...
haquie
You know what *saves game* fuck it your first...
GalacticCrunch
I use to be an adventurer like you, until I couldn't feel my legs.
Danishlmgurian
No lolly-pissing...
ellioSpaceBaron
Kajeet has TP if you have coin
Quantumkittens
Too much Taco Bell can be dangerous. M'aiq once had two tacos and burned his toilet paper roll.