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Apr 12, 2018 12:13 PM
Afl4min
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DanceDanceRepression
I have neither a lover or a future. Cheers mates.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
When I have a moment to myself, I stop and then begin thinking . . . about what crops I need to plant next season in Stardew Valley.
ninjamonster
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PitBullCuddles
I play video games.
pookiecorn
This is what my boyfriend does. And when he's not playing he's either thinking about his future (games) or watching other people play games.
ravioliravioligivemetheupvoteoli
Who watches porn ...then masterbates ? I do both at the same time?
copaceticus
You don't have to be alone....
jliviKittenJunkie
I think about lightsaber fights.
Green11ndys
Too real
destinoz
When men are alone they think of all the things they're supposed to be doing at the time. Usually that's as far as they get.
Ididthisforthelol
I don't have either. Checkmate.
ArmedandOverclocked
i watch anime with my pibbles
Valfheim
I mean the first comment isn't completely wrong, That's all I think about.
Madcowdsis
Bros code man!
vaders501fist
But have you masturbated and cried at the same time?
Pheralg
why...would you?
guardian19d
I think about food too sometimes.
override367
I eat, masturbate, and consider nonexistence and how actually existing is no different from not existing on a reasonable timescale
billybobthorton1
Oh god food, i knew i was forgetting something.
Baughr
Only sometimes? I think about dinner while I'm eating lunch!
ThorinNL
just grab that bag of cheetos.
onecowboytoo
That is how your dick ends up looking like Trump.
guardian19d
I have sun chips.
SolidRD
I get lost in thought way to much, it gets steadily worse as time goes by
flavivsaetivs
When I'm alone I tend to stare blankly at things totally unthinking if I have nothing else to do.
Goblor
I think about how I'd rule world once I get my superpowers any day now
Lunavalve
Meeee toooo -dudette
ArdentSlacker
We should all team up. I mean, if nothing else, my world domination plans involve a lot of delegation and training peeps. I want to 1+
ArdentSlacker
2/2 retire ASAP. Yanno, so I don't turn very evil, or start having breakdowns or shit. ^^;
AkridCascade
Kind of the story of my life. Most of the time it's TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP FOR 3 OR MORE HOURS.
IndignantOwl
i mostly just think about how to beat drizzt with a party of level 4s, three of which are casters.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
I sometimes wonder what I'd do if I could predict the future, what business I'd start, how I would slowly take over the plant, enhance 1/2
VeraTheWraith
plants are not very strong I'm sure that doesn't have to only be a daydream.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
I think about odd things. It's just a fascinating mind game.
Pancake289
Basically an existential crisis every other day.
VictoryWine
Not if your bf is a gamer. Fucker will sit there all day and text you at 2am saying "I'm hungry now"
ArdentSlacker
O_o I don't think that's a "gamer" thing, that's a "dipshit" thing. :) If I'm texting at 2 am, it's like "You up? I made extra food."
WorthlessandBetter0ffDead
I don't worry about my future because I know I don't have one and that I'm basically a waste of a human being. But it's fine, no big deal.
ArdentSlacker
If you've ever done a nice thing for anyone, you have proven you are not a waste. *hug*
WorthlessandBetter0ffDead
I'm a waste in more ways than one, and I am pretty sure some of my family even think I am too. They won't openly say it but I think they do.
ArdentSlacker
Get a therapist's opinion. Either your standards are weirdly high, or you have done something horrible. Most likely, you just have baggage.
Lilshadow48
Haha same.
Lunavalve
You ok?
WorthlessandBetter0ffDead
https://media0.giphy.com/media/l41Yn9sKLI8nyD088/giphy.gif
Lunavalve
Gawky
I think about the third industrial revolution, automated tobot production and its economic impact
barbwirelove
and memes
highexpectations
Well he's not wrong
TheTankistDuckson
I think about the girlfriend I will never have.
danbrazier
Tried guys?
ABillionDucks
C9 sneaky looks good.
justthoughtyousholdknow
What do you think having a girlfriend entails that will make your life better?
SKELETONMAAAN
I think people often don't realize that being in a relationship is a lot of work, and their partner is not there to "fix them".
justthoughtyousholdknow
That's a lot of pressure to put on a person too. And setting yourself up for emotional shit later. If you alight your self worth with
justthoughtyousholdknow
someone who may leave you for outside reasons. Then your self worth goes with them.
SKELETONMAAAN
Yeah I agree. "If I get a girlfriend I'll finally be happy" is a really dangerous way of thinking. Happiness is far more complex than that
ChrisEight
The worst time of my depression were the days when i wouldn't even want to masturbate.
PixelSprite64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy5XR-oxCus
HarryHamwallet
weird, the more depressed i am the more i masturbate... i hover around 3-4 times a day without being in a deep rut...
ArdentSlacker
Been there. Now I'm on antidepressants. A few did kill the libido. Or worse, half-killed it. This one's fine and I get shit done between.
panchowni
I relate to this way more than I'd like to admit. It was always days where I didn't masturbate or days where I'd ONLY masturbate.
ArdentSlacker
Yeah. When getting up ain't worth it, but getting it up... maybe? Occasional breaks to cry it out. Been there. Eventually got the right 1+
ArdentSlacker
2/2 antidepressant. It makes a difference.
fireinthebarrel
Dude....get help. This is not your pity party
SuspiciousCactus
For me it was when I didn't even want to play video games. That's when we knew something was seriously wrong.
ArdentSlacker
Yeah. I was only managing it 1 day in 3. Would be paralyzed on steam's "play" button. Right antidepressant fixed that, and I just wanted 1+
ArdentSlacker
2+ to cut down on the "wishing for death" thing. Hadn't realized it was connected or chemical until then. *hug* It took a while to get to
ArdentSlacker
3+ the right drug tho. Then I hear about some "Genesight" test that can rule out some of the misadventure. Ah well. Future peeps *should*
ArdentSlacker
4/4 have life easier, ya? :D Life should keep getting better.
iWhisperSoftlyToMyButtHoles
My depression medication killed my sex drive. Sometime i masturbate one time in a week
ArdentSlacker
They don't all do that. I've had a couple do that tho. Is it working otherwise?
LeadByBadExample
Hm, there are plenty of days where I don't feel like masturbating.
22ndCenturyTransient
Wow, sounds soooo brutal. Not the days where you couldn't get out of bed, or when you couldn't stop thinking about how much you craved death
ChrisEight
You wanted me to tell what depression is like? I just tried to make light of the days that in my opinion were the worst.
22ndCenturyTransient
Weird way to make light about it
MistressLyda
Yes? That a human stops seeking out easily achievable pleasures is a rather heavy warning sign.
OriginaIPoster
Gee was he supposed to describe the entirety of his/her depression in 140 characters for you to believe them?
22ndCenturyTransient
something more impactful than 'gee sometimes I was so sad I didn't even want to jack it'. For a lot of people that's just a sad day.
OriginaIPoster
Same it's just... why bother? You think, "I'm going to be alone forever" why masturbate it doesn't bring me any happiness...
digitalist1
I think u guys need to get some help to control dat anxiety
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Or when you try to do it but you end up sitting there for three hours scrolling through 125000 videos and can't get into the right headspace
ArdentSlacker
Happens to me sometimes. I'll start, brain'll be like "Switch!" and I'll find another thing, and then the mind wanders and I check a few 1+
ArdentSlacker
2/2 webcomics, maybe cruise imgur... later I get up and realize my belt's undone and be like "Welp, guess I wasn't that interested." XD
TypicalGayMan
I don’t know you, but you seem like a decent person. If you can’t find someone to love, maybe you’re not looking in the right places.
TypicalGayMan
Take it from me, the gay guy. I used to like girls, then I started drifting and experimenting and then I realized I like guys.
ArdentSlacker
Not to diminish your splendor, but "The"? I... I think there's more than just you. Have you heard of San Francisco? :D
TypicalGayMan
And life got easier. It might not be the same for you, but you’ll find your fish someday.
ChrisEight
It was more along the idea of not even wanting happines anymore. I felt it would just be taken away again. Still kinda struggling through it
ArdentSlacker
Therapists can help with that one. I was in more of a "what's the point? It only lasts for 10 seconds" place. Eventually got the right 1+
ArdentSlacker
2/2 meds for that. I still have bad days, but it's like the difference between a head wound and a headache, yanno?
ElbowdeepinElmo
Could be worse.
danbrazier
It could have been weeks?
ElbowdeepinElmo
Worse than not wanting to jerk off I meant :P
SneakEFoxxe
I mean yeah there's always a worse situation. That doesn't mean everyone who isn't a starving baby in Africa doesn't have problems
ElbowdeepinElmo
Noones saying that but not wanting to jerk off is still quite alright.