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Sep 27, 2016 11:04 AM
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dumpydumps
Hey! that's my name kinda!
poorwhitetrash
I miss college.
flockacox
I am literally Spongebob!!! People ask how I do it at age 33, and in all seriousness, I do not know
delveccio
I can't believe I've never seen any of these! +1 for you sir
bookiekins
#12 I fish I could relate
ThatOneChickYouAllForgot
That guy with the blanket looks so proud.
jax1280
And is also a huge fan of black t-shirts
stormtrooper412
why would I vote for Trump? "Well, him not being Hillary Clinton is kind of cool"
Jackalac
Bendmydickcuminhersnatch
#1 I would pick those up. Ingredients in those chicken nuggets would kill you first before the germs on the floor do.
Falos
Many surfaces are shit for bacteria to live on for more than minutes, it's smears and goo and such that host them. Linoleum is like, deadly.
Bendmydickcuminhersnatch
dog shit would still be healthier than the ingredients they put on those shit
alasaurusrex
Holy fucking shit! A kahoot meme!
TinyPear
So rare!
Thonanon
+1 for Kahoot
Mistamage
I want to meet these werewolves.
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
Who needs an alarm to wake up at 9:45??
ambientgalaxy
Sometimes a dump is solid, this one reminds me of the time Ibought a pizza and ate it. Good times.
MELLANcolly
Take your mandatory Reno 911 up vote!
EchoOfSnac
#18 is me at 7:00 AM after my friends collectively and forcibly tucked me into bed at 2:00 AM. I will be drunk for another five hours.
Stanwood
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inchoroi
I yawned.
HanShotFirst39
That was a satisfying dump. Well done OP.
Juuks
Thank you! glad you liked it.
Papakeecha
I know quite a few latinos voting for Trump.. just sayin'
goldensky
ugh chewing is the worst sound
Grubenwolf
My mom does this and it gets so bad that I just have to get up and do something so I don't hear it anymore.
GODfreyJones
Share an office with a Chinese dude... Fucking hell. Headphones are a necessity
chrisb413
I upvoted specifically for that pic.
luxenlotus
My roommate has a habit of having midnight snacks. There were a few times I could hear from my room her chewing in the kitchen at 2-3am >.<
psnivy
wow we must have had the same roommate D: one minute I'm sleeping peacefully, next minute I just hear *crinkle crinkle crunch crunch crunch*
luxenlotus
Omg so annoying right?!><
candystud
Shut the fuck up Glenda I do what i want with my mouth!!
lyricallove
My wife has a jaw issue and can't chew with her mouth closed. Generally it's not terrible, but once headphones go on...good god.
px41DrBob
FUCKING MISOPHONIA NEEDS TO BURN. WHY IS LIVING SO HARD. GAH.
goldensky
This is why I like eating in restaurants. I don't notice other people's eating noises if there's a lot of background noise.
goldensky
Quiet family dinner type things are awful though. At that point it's just "ugh try not to listen try not to listen WHY ARE YOU LISTENING"
JimWest
I SYMPATHIZE WITH THIS SO MUCH.
px41DrBob
Exactly why students need to eat in the cafeteria at lunch, rather than always "sneaking" in family size bags of fecal matter fuel to class.
soupaloignon
I sat next to this fucker who smacked his lips through an intro to programming course, eating chick fil a. wanted to hit him so bad.
goldensky
My BFF in high school smacked all the time. I wanted to slap the food right out of her mouth. AUGH
ZebraCockSandwich
Feeling rage at the sound of someone eating/chewing is called 'misophonia', and has actually been associated with a specific gene.
goldensky
Really! I didn't know we knew a genetic component for that.
Nikolai5
I have that. The rage is unreal for such a none issue.
goldensky
Hair-pulling frothing anger is no fun for anyone
CIAtimetravelinghitlerkiller
Honestly. Its not like burning rage for me though. Its more like i feel the need to fuckin kill someone.
dontcallmeplath
I can't even properly explain how many screaming, crying fights I've had with my mom/ people close to me. The sound makes every rational 1/2
dontcallmeplath
2/2 impulse disappear. My mom thinks I'm just being a bitch. But it seriously makes me see red. Bffs/bfs, I usually leave the room so nbd.
IAmProcrastinatingNow
Same here I haven't had dinner with my parents/bro for like 5 years I just freak out
hartmonica
What about when you're angry at all noises when you're trying to concentrate?
AmbassadorStephenWinter
#7 Funny part is, that he's actually right. In a way. Coyotes, are people who help you cross the border illegally. Source: I'm Mexican.
EroticRhinocerous
I fucking yawned when I saw those people yawning. I'm so frustrated right now.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Look on the bright side, you learned 2 things from those pictures: You are over the age of 5, and you aren't autistic
idontevenknowsillymonkey
Wtf@whoever downvoted me - it's a fact that children under the age of 5 and people with autism are immune to contagious yawning. Lurn sumtin
mudrer
It's the same person.
Magpiebones
I yawned then and I yawned again because you said "yawn". :I :o :O :o :I
JunWasHere
#2 - I had this moment once in grade 6 about walking 1km South from the North Pole, then West 1km, and North 1km. (1/?)
JunWasHere
It was a class question. First person said 1km away from NP. I answered you'd be back at the NP. Peer pressure led to everyone else (2/?)
JunWasHere
agreeing with "1km away". Being a shy kid, I couldn't get myself to explain my answer (THE WORLD IS FUCKING ROUND!), but I stood by my (3/?)
JunWasHere
answer. Watching the teacher tell the rest of the class they were wrong and I was right felt so good. Likely gave me an inflated ego. (4/4)
DemonKiller44
+1 For Kahoot that shit is my jam
TinyUser
DorianBlack
Well I'd you did nothing with her a prosecutor could call sexual contact such as kissing or touching genitals then technically no crime.
aalcoholism
depends on the timezone you're getting caught vs charged in.
Enoch1
In North Carolina you're good.. 16 is age of consent. ;)
Highlander8795
Not in most countries.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Depends which state you're in.
TheGuyWithTheMagikarpTattoo
Not in NJ.
jaminjimmyjames
The age of consent in a lot of states is at least 17. As long as you're within a certain age range, and have consent fuck away, my friend.
BertsPark
Yep. Don't do the crime if you don't know the time.
muhbabe
Asking the real questions
iamnid
Is it the night before her birthday or is she still 17 but a few hours older?
TinyUser
Night before birthday.
Alivid
For all the dad knows, you both could have waited
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Yes, it doesn't matter when you get caught, it matters when it happened. Unless you get caught after the statute of limitations is up.
TinyUser
You know I was making a quote for what this guy in the meme was thinking, right? I could google that if I really didn't know.....
jaminjimmyjames
The statute of limitations only means they cannot be prosecuted for the crime, not that it wasn't committed. So it is still rape.
JohannVonTittySprinkles
TheBrickumentarian
The statute of limitations for rape is the biggest joke of all!
Flyndaran
Statutes of limitations exist for a reason.
Zixtank
Where does the 157 fit in then? Vampires?
TinyUser
Yes
Stache13081
Still a better love story than "Twilight". Or is THIS that story? I just know that 157 is the correct answer.
TinyUser
This is "Twilight: the Deep South"
LiquidLizZard
The Deep Deep South Volume 3
walkingtallmachinegunman
In reality theres only 11 states you have to be 18 or older, the rest are a mish-mash of 16 or 17 to give consent.
YungAdolf
It's parents consent though, even if the kid gave consent the parents could still charge the guy teenager if irc
Arrrrgggggghhhh
That would make for a pretty awkward conversation "Hey Bob, Can I have sex with your Daughter?"
walkingtallmachinegunman
Not doubting you but that kind of negates the purpose of "age of consent" if it takes parental consent. I can do what I want with my body 1/
walkingtallmachinegunman
as long as dad says its ok.
BairyHallsackFC
In FL as long as the other isn't over 24 I believe the kid can consent as long as they're 16
walkingtallmachinegunman
Yea, I remember hearing about that, the Romeo and Juliet law is what its called.
CometLaHal
yoooo why the hell did kahoot get so popular
DoodleQueen
I'm a teacher and just learned about it a few years ago while getting my degree. Kids love it and that meme actually made me laugh out loud.
TinyPear
I loved Kahoot lol
PapiBlanco
It's usable for every class that isn't difficult math. And it's a competition so all the students compete for who gets second place
PapiBlanco
I get first place
Juuks
At my school we use it in almost every class :)
CometLaHal
i was in the latter half of my senior year when it blew up but one of my teachers used it every class starting in like may 2015
ZetaSolo
WTF is kahoot
BarbaryLionforContinuitysSake
a competitive multiperson quizzing website.
Thesinlesssinner
Oh my god right? Please explain this to us people I am so lost.
ISnortSparkles
It's a quiz/review game where the questions+answers pop up on the projector at the front of the class and each answer has a color and shape-
thegriffin88
I'm old wtf is a kahoot?
CometLaHal
new website good for quizzing students. kahoot.com if you wanna check it out
chancegpt
it's getkahoot.com, to access a quiz it's kahoot.it
thegriffin88
Does it work better than mathlab? Or whatever my fucking German teacher used that fotze. >P
chancegpt
Isn't mathlab the stats/math program? Kahoot is a timed multiple choice quiz. People compete to be the fastest to answer a question correct
TheTechAdmin
#14 I used to have this ocd tick where I'd breathe in & out my nose really fast for a second. And my younger cousin who looked up to me and
wherearemytesticles
What does that have to do with OCD?
TheTechAdmin
I were watching a comedy. But I kept doing my ocd thing at not funny parts, and he would laugh because he thought I was laughing. The End.
NotAmused1001
Thanks for the Saint Olaf story.
TheTechAdmin
You're welcome! ^_^ I Don't understand the "Saint Olaf" reference though, sorry. :(
NotAmused1001
It's a reference to Rose from "The Golden Girls." She tells insufferable stories.
TheTechAdmin
Hey!!! Not nice bro, not nice. lol. Unless it's meant to be ironically funny, then it's kool. ^_^
CaptainSpankyPants
#1, the pain is real
Wontonbear
30 second rule!
TheRandomDownvoteFairy
Not the chicken nuggets!!
P0cketCardBoard
Pretty sure that is ImmortalHD of Cow Chop, formally, he was in The Creatures
Magpiebones
They're still as good as they were in the restaurant. They probably visited the restaurant floor too.
Dieminion3
Why did he not get a bag?
EverybodyLovesHank
I mean yea, but...I'm eating them anyway. They could have fallen into a hole or something. That would be tragic.
NiggletsAreBad
I feel so sad for them
orangedoorhinge
am i a degenerate that I would pick them up off the ground, brush them off, and eat them anyway
Runningwyeld
No. You're in the right!
Falos
Breading took the hit, just brush it. Floor looks dry. The carpet ones could be a write-off, carpets vary.
codyslab
Fuck no. Food is food, and bacteria are good for your immune system. That's what I tell myself anyway
Stache13081
"You eat a pound of dirt every year." Today, you just get a better view of it. And what do you think is in yogurt? Eat up, I say.
kerms
You're probably ingesting more bacteria by eating those nuggets with unwashed hands than you would from just the ground.
InsanityCrab
Fuck it, it's all dry food, not like a pizza where you have to peel it up afterwards.
ReadySetBake
Are those mojo potatoes?!
Juuks
The realest
IWillNotDoubleTap
Realester
supermandan225
No pain is as real as Kevin from the office on chili day...
keyblader1985
He made all that out of the goodness of his heart. That was just really sad.
EmilyDrexelLelaKaldwin
This dump broke my heart in one fell swoop
AlexanderTheGood
#13 thanks for zooming in on that one. Wasn't sure what it was from the first picture alone.
AfroSamuraiRM
You must comprehend the saltiness that lies upon those very fries.
Storyainthadnomoral
Bit of sauce for your fries yeah?
SublimeMacrocosmicMalevolence
Looks like he tried to crop the crotch shot out of the pic, but then his subconscious decided otherwise and there it's still happily peeking
PunnyTiger
naw man, it's not a zoom, the second one is the LARGE fries.
BrownBubba
I was searching for the comment that would let me not count. Thank you Mr Tiger.
JadeNB1729
I found it hard to tell from the second picture, but eventually figured out it's a bucket of fries. Glad to help!
ttttsunami
What is the trump one from, like where is that pic from
jabreakitJubawdit
Reno 911 +
floorwaffles
Enlarged to show texture
Pwntastarific
Went back, counted to #13. Wasn't worth it, never is. But Ima do it next time too.
BeanManSupreme
#8291
TheHeavilyArmedRat
noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Whirlednews
Can't you just click on it?
Honeybadger2198
On mobile for me it always opens #1. Doesn't matter if its #2 or #4,764,921,503
jeffy240
You just blew my mind
RelevantForOnce
??? Don't you see the text is blue, like a link? You don't even have to click, you can just hover, like a lady in a dirty bathroom stall.
CottonCandiJenni
That's not all they'll blow? *fingerguns*
AintYouGuysGonnaAskAboutMyHat
You just saved me so much time. Thank you!
Terminal56
Someone please explain why nobody has ever explained this thing I needed explained to me
Ateck5
hoverzoom <3
ghostanom
[deleted]
Eliwoodthegoothoonter
Yes on mobile. iOS or Android?
PlatonicPajamas
It works on android.
SomeDetroitGuy
Not on Chrome
Clydefrogger
Also mobile. Also does not work. Weird random downvotes for you apparently.
NoGynocologist
Thank you. How did I not know this?
nohman64
It's okay my child
TheSacrificialButter
You're probably stupid.
ItsMano
or maybe it's because half the time, across all devices, it's broken?