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We decided to give this little guy a better home a few weeks ago. Meet Hank!
Feb 13, 2017 12:45 AM
mmayhew
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BubbleSquadCommander
Fair warning op Expect random derp hugs from that great dane! Loving buttfaces the whole breed!
Sirsir94
Congrats on your horse.
whateverand
boy theyre big dogs! hope u won the lotterey. thats what it will cost u 2 feed em. put a garbage truck in back yard 4 all the poop!!
mmayhew
they are expensive to feed indeed. They eat 5 bags of Taste of the Wild (30lb) a month. At $50 bucks a bag, it sure isn't cheap!
skygodess
Have you thought of going with a raw diet? Our food cost is ~50% of what it was & we fed cheap Kirkland food. Poo is 1/3 of previous output
Firebirdflame
Oh hey, nice Huawei Watch! (I have the same one)
MomoMamosa
Little guy.. are you talking about the owner?!!
tpol
Hank the tank!
BangForTheBuck
I love both Danes and English mastiffs. Gorgeous dogs
manofice8993
200 pound lap dogs
Travelcedric
And drool EVERYWHERE! Floor, walls, ceiling...=P
Travelcedric
We have a mix of them both, big ass dog!
YoureAllUpInMyMixLikeFuckinBettyCrocker
That's what we had when I was little. His name was Zeus, and he was the sweetest dog ♥
awhippoorwill
Hi Hank! Meet Hank: http://imgur.com/aIwVsu3
mmayhew
So cute!
goldenpineapples
Big pupper!!
Dontacceptsweetsfromstrangers
Hello Hank, your dog is awesome.
Courtjester95
He is precious, he makes me miss my Dane. They're the best dogs
JibbaJabban
They are an amazing breed, and I miss mine everyday. Only had the "Moose" for 7.5 years.
Courtjester95
Ours was named Moose too! We got him when he was 6 months old and he lived to be 11. His original name was Chaos but that just didn't fit.
Cinnamim
How hard is it to hide food from him?
mmayhew
Impossible. Comes down to training.
LazarusLong
Hahaha what an excellent gargantuan dog! Best of luck with him!
Aquatomahawk
I'm jealous of that birdcage
SkidooMcToque
Holy shit! That's a BIG dog.
hillbillyal
jbnola
Awesome! That's one good boy!
lexisbree
Gigantic poops
lexbreann
I NEED HANK
worstyearever
I hope you're good at fake smiles, the "Nice horse" or "who is walking who" comments from random people get old fast.
mmayhew
We've had a mastiff for years. It definitely gets old.
burtonvelocity
Where did you buy your T-Rex?
ItakethingsIiteraIIy
It is a dog.
mmayhew
We took him in from a family that couldn't care for him properly.
Wiredotaku90
Wonder how much he eats .. he's like a human
burtonvelocity
Very commendable.
ThusoSo
There's got to be more huge piles of shit in your backyard than the front page right now
pleaseadopt
THANK YOU for adopting!
MsEureka
Should have named him lil Sebastian, because that is a horse!
CrazyCatLad
I have a cat named Sebastian!
EngageWithZorp
ItakethingsIiteraIIy
This is actually a dog.
FckMyAssholeWithYourBlood
Or kind of a small horse
eggspecial
Username checks out
mmayhew
Nice. I love Parks and Rec
Arandomnicknameappear
dis is slavery! they got him to dishwash!
Crabsforeveryone
I want to hug the babies!!!!
Gnomleif76
Hi, Hank. Nice to meet ya. :D
arachnoides
Aww you adopted a human :)
ItakethingsIiteraIIy
I don't think that the dog posted this picture. It was probably the human.
radas86
Guessing nobody noticed your username before downvoting.
theCmaster1000
http://imgur.com/sENmClg
Heywutupbruh
FriendlyGuyInWindowlessVan
Is this real?
throwawayaccountfordickpic
Yep
throwawayaccountfordickpic
Yep and it's worse than what you rhink
echoingwhisper
You bought a pony!!
randompicker
Saddle up. Yehaaarrrrr.
Omegarighteous
Walked my dog and met a fowl Shetland pony, was tiny, my dog was so confused! They still played and had fun though :p
PastryKingOfFrance
Butt stalion says hello.
IDidMyBest
pony?! that's a grown ass horse!
metalfoto
Agree!!
samsonguy920
Ah, one of them ass horses I hear about.
ItakethingsIiteraIIy
There is no pony in the picture. That's a dog.
MrBubblehead
Is dude 5'3? Pictures are irrelevant without a banana.
mmayhew
Dude here. Is 5'10"
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
yes but what is that in banana scale?
mmayhew
Purple
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
woah purple? and here I was thinking it would be 3.5 artichokes.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
woah purple? and here I was thinking it would be 3.5 artichokes.