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Sniffmeenob101
The Dude signed the ticket got 100 G's credit Snorted enough Columbian flake to walk around with three hookers on his Cock .Respect
PressureWashington
FieryFarts
He won just enough to finally pay off his student loan debt...
spicesniffer
Wins 2 dollars
macduffy11
He should be cremated. Then he can take it with him
spattr
It's like no rain, and I'm already dry.
TomDobs55
ITS LIKE RAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNNNN
bobtheaxolotl
https://youtu.be/Y9MWE7DdtIw
IronicJeremyIrons
It's like finding the man of your dreams.... And meeting his beautiful wife
justanotherimgurianbidenhistime
Ramiusalpha
He died on a carousel. He got a free ride, but he had all ready paid.
MikeLikin
I hope he took the bulk payout and he didn't choose the annual payments.
witsd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg
TheGooseMoose
Family is happy at least
Kiwisavage
so who would get it? family? the government?
Ratbitw
Spent the night snorting coke and humping hookers I bet.
titaniumspine
Did the town try to impersonate him to claim the money?
gailan572
That was my first thought as soon as I saw this!
xiaocorgi
At least he went out a winner *drop mic*
MCParapalegic
He won enough money for the rest of his life
IgorKah
I can't stop laughing. I feel bad now
sophiepenbrook18
This is literally the movie Waking Ned Devine
motherofwaggins
He won the lottery, twice.
bbearcat47
Waking Ned Devine. Good movie
gailan572
Yep, an old favorite of mine. I'm just glad I'm not the only here to think of it first.
GamingMule
Yes, if he was paid earlier he may have lived to see doctors slowly take it away from him
RobertZimmermanWasRight
Go listen to ironic by Alanis Morissette
dionweston360
Its like making a song about irony and defining exactly what irony isn't and in doing so defining irony!
ReginaldMurrayWilliams
He died of pleasure.
spaceystacey
I was thinking cocaine and hookers.
portlypanda
“It’s like raiain on your wedding day”
Kaesden
It's like writing a song about irony and not knowing what irony is.
FubinacaZombie
Which is ironic.
anjunaspeak23
It’s a free ride when you e already paid...
WinoCrimesand69s
It's some good adviiiIce that you just can't take...
UselessAnon
Who wpuldve though, it figures
Cayowin
The one thing I hate about that song is that nothing in it is ironic. Coincidence yes, irony no.
ALonelyPieceOfPizzaThatJustWantsLove
The song should be called unfortunate
pocketpython
Well Alanis seems to have no idea what irony is... Isn't that ironic :-)
AtheistNotAntiTheist
the song is actually ironic. Meaning that the lyrics are not in fact irony, which makes it ironic. Ironiception.
skellington01
I think less than 1% of the people who ever heard it would understand this.
Solkanarmy
found Ed Byrne
stressfracturesintitanium
Witzyremark
bad luck or poor planning doesn't roll of the tongue
Cayowin
Like raaaain on the weatherman's wedding day
Cayowin
10 000 spoons when all you need is a knife, said the MD of Wilkinson sword. - OK that one needs work
sendbobs
If anything this stopped a lot of prostitutes being mentally scarred
0riginalPirateMaterial
Tl;dr
MrPredator
Hey, they have some fuckitoll for that exact purpose.
undeads
Depends where the money goes to now
doinitforthetea
Dude, how do you think he even died?
jaffa5
he came and went at the same time.
HD2composer
Piggys24
supersmashsisters
We're already mentally scarred lol
CoRektiveAction
Username checks out
ahintaclue
Damn. How do can you deal with it?
Leeloothedog
Hey what are you and your sisters doing tonight. I'd say we could play Nintendo 64 but I just got robbed so that's not happening
root1657
Except the one...
IdislikeuPeople
I'd like to think he found the hottest hooker he'd ever seen and had a heart attack whenever she pulled out her dick...
HeyZeusPourMeAnotherGlass
Winning the lottery twice in a row? Yeah, that could do it.
DankS0uls
That makes it better
kapp70
So much better
IdislikeuPeople
throughthoughtthough
A little too ironic
momoee
Irony would be how it ruins most peoples lives who win, expecting it to make it better; one could argue he was the happiest winner ever.
orp0piru
Averages out to a routine weekend.
Zergspower
Don't ya think?
comehomefransbrauder
Yeah, that's a little too ironic.
WartPig
its like RAAAAIIIIEEEEEAAAAIIIIIINNNNNN
bydand724
On your wedding day
Darjanator
It's not irony at all! It would be ironic if he were a lottery ticket salesmen who bought one each time, but lost every one except that one.
DrInappropriate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1TVSTkAXg
oynsy
arphaSleepWrecker
On your wedding day ?
Retromorphic
Nah that's free ride
TheFriendliestGiant
And yeah I really do think.
triclaratops
It's like RAAAAIIINNN
emkev
ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!
canyouthriveat35
It's a free ride when you've already paid
reidwotton97
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
PrincessOctopus
Nothing in that song is actually ironic it ticks me off.
Sm9yCg
That's ironic!
Envymagic
How ironic.