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Xero999
Fillet is blue
bloxxing
i prefer them cooked.
Bacxaber
Why does the rare guy have such a defined ass?
ICollectReactionGifs
its tenderized
hisdudenesselduderino
Medium rare or gtfo
WatcherNotCreeper
Rare steaks person got some thiccness going on
FallingWithStyleSquirrel
Steaks are one thing, but when did burgers stop getting cooked though?
LunchBoxer
I go chef’s choice. Leave it to the pros.
AlansMustache
I like mine well done so what
Xenarion
Yeah... yeah. I don't like steak, but if I HAVE to eat some, it has to be well-done, otherwise the taste almost makes me puke.
FuriousFire
anjohnstudio
Nobody can resist the dance of the spotted sandpiper
ChetinBey
I thought it was a Woodcock
anjohnstudio
Oops, you're right!
jliviKittenJunkie
I knew a guy who just like his warmed up a bit.
dualplains
This was me when I was younger. Friends joked I liked my dinner surprised and running.
brobinson2001
"Knock off the horns & hooves and wipe its' ass."
Derpetologist
Just walk it through a warm room, please
Skumbo
COOK THE MEAT UNTIL BAD GERMS GO BYE BYE.
willypete401
I'll have my chicken medium rare with a side of pork sushi.
DrArsMoriendi
If it's a good meat, you only want to get the right sear, and then you're good to go
Nacon
I like mine well-done, so don't color me as the coward like in the comic. Fight me, I dare ya.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
" He says to a rando on the internet, blissfully unaware that such fights are meaningless as a well-done steak, yet he continues, saying, "
Nacon
Wow... Can't even bring the heat? Even your own comment is badly under-cooked.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
And your comments continue to be tasteless, much like your steak. Or do you plan to add sauce to actually give it some flavor?
Nacon
Yeah, you're right, I never developed the acquired taste for listeria, salmonella, e.coli or even my own vomit. I'm sure they're very tasty.
ICollectReactionGifs
well-done, or "ok, its probably well-done at this point, but i'll wait another 2 minutes just in case"?
Duraxis
I always slightly overcook my food on purpose. I like thinks crispy, not chewy
NaughtButOne
I prefer well done also. It has to be sous vide, or cooked with exceptional attention, though, and most chefs can't be bothered. They don't>
NaughtButOne
>respect it, so they don't take the time. Of course if you try cooking a piece of meat on a 500F pan for 15 minutes, it doesn't work.
Kusillo
You might as well cook your steak with lighter fluid while you're at it, since it doesn't matter.
Nacon
Right... why bother eat the steak when you could just eat the charcoal? lol
ThreeLineRifle
Guess I should hide too? I take a burger over steak even at steak places. Tastes better than any steak I've had.
WalkingWithPythons
Depends on the steak I suppose, but what I really can't understand is steak sandwiches ?
Iwannaseeit
I don't care for steak either. It's just pure meat, add something else to it please
Nacon
No need to hide, these people that get upset over it are just loudmouth chums thinking that they're tougher than everyone else. They're not.
darthinebriated
There are times i prefer a steak but mostly I figure if I'm going to eat that much meat I will just slap it into bread with some veg/sauce.
colinstu
Must've had some pretty bad steaks then.
ISleepAndIKnitThings
If I can't hear the faint echo of a moo when I cut into my steak, it was cooked too long.
CatatonicCowMoo
...
MotherSekmet
CatatonicCowMoo
;)
Washimaru
Eat steaks however you like, if you enjoy it it's not "ruined". Try at home, cook small pieces for different lenghts and see what you like
secretagentmarshmallow
.....how about blue???
moshthun
I remember that back when I was a kid, sometimes I would cut of tiiiiiny strips from meat we bought, salt and pepper it, and eat it raw.
pfshfine
Shit, I watched my grandmother eat raw hamburger with salt and pepper when I was a kid. She always managed to dodge food poisoning, too.
secretagentmarshmallow
My grandma did that also.. but shed put soy sauce on it.
moshthun
It's funny how that works, people that do the risky shit, somehow get an iron stomach.
secretagentmarshmallow
Eh.. most stool pathogens that are microbiology related are self limited or a simple pill...
secretagentmarshmallow
If a parasite then toss some meds at it. (I AM NOT A DOCTOR. I know nothing...)
pfshfine
Or they die. One or the other.
teknoman117
i watched a guy eat a porterhouse blue. About looked like the cartoon dogs eating steak.
secretagentmarshmallow
That sounds amazing. My mouth is watering...
Flexcalibur
This is horseshit. The rare and medium rare people are 100% the bullies of the steak world.
TheFeralDog
This is true as a med rare fellah i get angry at anybody ordering anything but rare, med rare or med. Especially well done...I'm sorry
GorillaPowers
That's cause it's the best way to have steak
atlossforwords
And the one getting beaten is who wants it well done
dEXm64
Because we're RIGHT
Etereo
And for a good reason
BigFatFailureTurtle
Well done steak is a valid preference. Anyone claiming otherwise is willfully ignorant.
Ullur
As a rare-r, as long as I'm not the one cooking it I could care less. I hate cooking well-done because there are a million other things 1x
Ullur
I'd rather be doing than waiting 30 minutes for a 20$ slab of food to turn into carbon.
BigFatFailureTurtle
If you turn it into carbon, you've ruined it. Why not cook it well done instead, as requested? Well done steak is tender, not tough.
OtterAvalanche
Hey! I love my steak medium-rare.. and Idgaf how you like yours. I just won't pay for a premium cut for you if you're gonna char it.
Imnotcanadiandammit
I don’t understand that mentality. Just because I like well done, doesn’t mean I can’t tell the difference between bad and good cuts.
BlandNotBoring
Then....you're a crappy host. If i buy you a gift, I want you to enjoy it however you like best if it doesn't hurt me/others.
THExPILLOx
Oooo, buy me a bottle of 50 yr aged scotch, I need to clean my toilet.
BlandNotBoring
I dont equate pouring a gift down the toilet to quite the same as eating food how u like, but do whatever the hell u like is the point
THExPILLOx
It's the same thing. You've given me a gift that was expensive and special, and I've treated it as if it was a $1 toilet cleaner. You've
moshthun
I'm a fan of rare steak. I'm also a fan of letting people eat whatever they want. Also, not all cuts need to be rare, some even are 1/2
moshthun
better on other levels of done-ness. But if anyone comments on my steak being too bloody, I will grab it with my hands and use my teeth 2/?
BigFatFailureTurtle
I personally dislike watching people eat rate steak. I also dislike people criticising my food, so I kind my own business.
moshthun
to rip and tear into it. Which I will do regardless if the meat has a bone on it. That bone better look like all meat was boiled off it 3/3
dogedogegiraffedoge
Meat popsicle is the best part of the steak!
bondance
I hated eating steak growing up because my parents liked it well-done and it was super dry. My first med-rare steak was mind blowing.
voodoofu
you can do well done and not have it dry
TerribleGoose24601
With a good sear, well done won't be dry. I've accidentally cooked it as such and it wasn't half bad. I much prefer medium-rareish though.
OhLookSquirrel
Agreed. It is also very difficult to accomplish a perfect well done. Most pro chefs take years perfecting it.
BigFatFailureTurtle
Any chef who claims well done steak is dry or leathery is admitting their own incompetence, prompting me to order the burger instead.
Prolyif
“Whatever quality of beef it is, it's gone way past any form of taste when you've asked for it well-done." - Gordon Ramsay.
AmelieHidingNearTheSpindle
As a child I was told to always order meat well-done so I wouldn't get sick. Just realizing at 29 I've probably never had a decent steak.
terribletruth
I'm in the medium-well or well done crowd. I just generally don't order steaks.
Volimar
I like mine medium well just because after you throw up rare steak, it kind of loses its appeal in the future.
SmokyDoggg
People who like ketchup on their steak already dead and rotting somewhere
colinstu
The A-1 people.
pfshfine
A1 is for the well done people.
Rovylern
It depends on if the steak has been properly seasoned or not, in all honesty.
pfshfine
I personally prefer rare with nothing but salt and pepper, but I also don't bother others about their choice. It's their facehole, not mine.
colinstu
Indeed. the shoe-leather steak. Douse it as much as possible.
GiddyUpBigTuna
First scared guy should be well done and second should be blue
tarantulatickles
I always get mine blue and my boyfriend gets his well-done so we always get a funny look from the waitress
KingMagenta
Your kids are gonna love Medium steaks
SenfinaZeit
The two worst kinds of steak.
jscuster
Pretty sure the funny look you get is them doing the math on not even starting yours until his is resting so they come out at the same time.
Jamesstin
You think waitresses are in charge of that? Lol. They remember food & then sometimes carry it out for you
AlphaVirus2g
What's a blue steak?
Homicidalgerbil
Just seared, basically raw in the middle. My gf likes hers that way. I cant stand it.
Imdead124
I always ask for rare, and already feel like i get judged for it. I'm not brave enough to ask for blue, but that's really what i want
Jamesstin
I'm not sure if you're being serious or not. Bravery in relation to ordering food? Reminds me of my old friend cremepuff
Imdead124
You underestimate my anxiety
DetectivePool
The only people that'd be upset are poor chefs and those with inadequate meat. So if they say no, you're better off without it.
DetectivePool
Reason being, the more you cook it, the easier it is to hide a shitty/old/gross steak.
SenfinaZeit
I'm a rare guy myself, but if I wanted raw steak I'd just eat a raw steak. Blue is weird to me.
Imdead124
Eh, rare is already nearly raw anyway
usersayswhat
The twist is what makes it funnier than your proposed version
mullinsmark007
Blue?
zcon
really high heat and cooked on the outside quick. seared outside raw in the middle
mullinsmark007
... Sounds awful.
Nippledeepinahorse
It does, until you try it. Lush.
jesterod
No no no blue is best
Awomdy
Black and blue if I think the chef can do it... great, now I want steak...
jesterod
Want steak is a default setting is it not?
Awomdy
I wish it was, but some of the meds I'm on make food in general a bit hit and miss, with heavier foods like red meat even less palatable :(
TheGiratina
Blue is the end of the "trying rare" rabbit hole. I should know, I only order my steaks Blue lol
Ryebread91
I don't get why blue should be scared and why rare is being picked on. I'm a medium guy myself.
Imdead124
Yeah, i definitely don't think rare is the one singled out here. It's just a less extreme version of blue
ILikePugandFrenchiePictures
Noone gives you shit for rare except well doners... And who cares about them.
drbloodbathmc
My GF is a well doner, I was only half joking when I said that’s grounds for a break up. Jokes aside we’re still together.
Axianamos
Serve her medium rare with a blindfold.
Imdead124
I can't imagine eating a well done steak. Anything over Medium Rare sounds gross to me
SpoilsburyToastMan
Imagine chewing something dry, hard to chew, and with the same flavour as a rubber boot sole.
BigFatFailureTurtle
I've never heard anyone who likes steak well done criticise anyone elses preference. They get all the criticism themselves.
CabooseNomerson
People who like steal well done just want to enjoy their steak, it’s everyone else who won’t stfu about being a steak vampire
Chumbawhumba
What about boiled?
Enderborn94
Blue?
flyingmonsters
Essentially you put it on for less than a minute so the inside is raw but has some color on the outside. Rarer than rare
altxatu
More rare than rare. If done right it melts in your mouth.
maxximii
Even the best blue i've ever seen was more a chewy, gummy consistency. Still good, but opposite end of scale from "melt in mouth".
delciotto
Basically raw with the outside seared at super high heat.
paperfanman
Like Pittsburg rare but rarer?
ThereWillBeDownvotes
Agreed, and medium well would be the one picked on, not rare.
Peachos
This.
Ninjainslippers
Having worked in restaurants, there should also be a whole gang of medium rare thugs who don't know what that means.
LiterallyNothingAvailable
Why? Do they send it back saying it needs to be cooked more?
zeo868
Mine is always overcooked, I just stopped getting restaurant steak, sous vide at 129f and a sear is just as easy as sitting in a booth
IrrelevantHandle
HamshanksCPS
All the fucking time. A lot of people don't know how they actually want their steak prepared. I had someone order an extra well done 1/2
HamshanksCPS
Once and then bitched at the manager because it took too long (they said extra well done) and there was no pink in the middle. 2/2
Ninjainslippers
Yep, I know at least one line cook who just gave up and started cooking every medium rare order to medium and got fewer complaints.
fuzzballgirl
I think a local place was doing this for a while. I ended up starting to order rare just bc I hate medium but also don't send food back
JamesKilgore
I’m well-done
CybrMeow
Medium-well? Didn't even know that existed
LSKG
dont know a single person that gets on someones case for liking it rare... honestly I can only eat medium or have horrible gas if any rarer
RageMonk
All my family won't eat it cooked more than rare. Coincidentally I didn't eat steak for years because of all the shit I got whenever I asked
RageMonk
For it to be cooked.
Machsattack
Omg! I’ve just made the link! This is happening to me right now. I’ll have medium tomorrow and compare. If crct my wife is going to love u!
moshthun
Oh man, I love my steak rare, but I know that it results in me occupying the bathroom for quite a while after. Worth it, though.
SLCtechie
I’m the kind of person when asked “how would you like your steak?” I respond with “right now”
chine
tell it a story about a fire
ClevrHandle
A whisper of flame if you will…
ISleepAndIKnitThings
My response is "as close to moo as possible"
Klaaism
Just lead it on over, and leave the horns and hoofs on
SenfinaZeit
Bring me the whole cow, I'll eat what I want and ride the rest home!
Zimno
My dad is always a "walk it past the grill"
drbloodbathmc
My grandfather was “show it a picture of fire”
CatatonicCowMoo
*ahem*
Klaaism
Sorry, but you taste unbelievable
iRememberLOLcats
You are delicious.
VanWittman
You forgot the ones who like people as steaks.
johnnydeeznutz
Yes! Good joke! Now someone look into this guy just to be safe. I’m talking to you fbi temp who’s job is to look into possible imgur threats
coothlesscthulhu
No, they are the ones taking the photos.
RazTheGiant
Nah, that still comes down to the problem of how those steaks are cooked
DocsDarkThoughts
With a nice Chianti...
ben5j83
SonderingStrike
That's a miss-steak
jooobe
Wait hol up
AngryAllosaurus
We never forget the people steaks
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
Mmmm delicious
Flortzweich
A rare delicacy... Or not rare depending on how good you are at tying knots.
sochilln
Davies1212
Hey, that's me!
Insomnia297
No, I'm in there. Err, I mean...
Warvillage
hannahbutnotreally
YIKE
INeedACleverNameToPutHere
ITellBadPuns
So... you think #OP made... a misteak? :D
ILiekToCookAndBake
Or Cabbage steaks.
errrikblack
Gtfo. Get out now.
ILiekToCookAndBake
You think I eat Cabbage steaks? Fuck outta here
errrikblack
I got my eyes on you.
ILiekToCookAndBake
Undress me then. I cook good, carnivoristic foods. CHECK MY CHECKIM