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My parents have been diagnosed with a high blood pressure, and are put on a diet
Here is where the snacks normally are, there's not a lot to see or eat at first glance...
BUT WAIT, WHAT IS THIS?
The treasure....
Away with you guys!
Time for a little payback
*monchy monchy monchmonchmonch*
*EDIT*
We often shop at Albert Heijn Maastricht, so big up to all the dutch people for their awesome snacks (which I am eating right now :3 ), from BELGIUM :D
shadowlev
It's not going to help if they don't want to follow the diet. They're adults, they can make their own choices.
wardenda
I love Lotus cookies!!!
Affray
Sneaky bloody Belgians
FreakinSatan
Whenever I finish a box of lunch cakes, I slide a can or something in the box and leave it, so it has weight and gives false hope to my dad.
HashtagFartbag
"Belgium!" Ford Prefect cried out.
WhimsicalCalamari
SIR THIS IS A FAMILY WEBSITE
DaywalkerTheGraphicNovel
Yay Belgium! PS: "koffieleutjes" sounds hilarious to me :D do you guys really call it that in Holland?
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
Was wondering the same thing!
LalyBee
YES! Theyre yummy.
LimitDoesNotExist
OP be like, "it's payback time, bitches".
sybren
+1 for borrelnootjes!
UseTheSource
+2 now
CaptCrobar
Its come full circle. You are the parent now!
menwithven
Welcome to life.
Frassasass
LOOK AT ME. I AM DE PARENT NOW. WHERE ARE DEY? WHERE ARE DE SNACKS?
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
The tables have fuckin turned
thischickdaillest
+1 for your username..
landvanlaaf
And big up for Belgium! Heel veel succes tegen Algerije dinsdag!
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
We are so going to kick their ass! (I hope, otherwise this comment would be humiliating...)
landvanlaaf
You're fine, we will all cheer for you guys! (at least in the south of the Netherlands ;)
TINUSMAXIMUS
I see you, young dutchman
chbarts
Belgian.
IveBeenFramed
I was briefly very confused by the snack names until I remembered that not everyone on Imgur is from the US.
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
I also think everyone is from the us and I'm the only one not! Found out there are a lot of other Belgians here!
GingerCatDude
Hallo ik ben van duyvis en hoor dat hier een fuif is!
sarcasmismyfuel
Dit is een typisch geval van een gemiste fuif!
TheDukeOfAnkh
This is what i scrolled down for!
hdlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3luBRIZyF_Y
itsreallybloodywindy
what in seven hells
breadedfishstrip
That guy and the Mora lady are immortal
chinghue
Mestreech!
Atharaenea
I cannot BELIEVE how hard this made me laugh! Thanks for the only thing to improve my shitty day!
sd846
hell yeah! im Dutch!
wickinked
That's pretty good, lol. They may jump if they see it. So have some Nitro spray
BadPornNames
ALBERT HEIJN!!!!!!!!
Shrc78P
+1 for Pinda's Gezouten, Borrel Nootjes, and Koffie Leutjes. It's just as fun to say.
JoshuaSommers
You should eat the snacks yourself, and then put the empty wrappers back where you found them.
idontwannayoucantmakeme
Classic Josh
pulitown
Your parents did this to your Halloween candy, didn't they?
evillesbianfromthesnakehouse
now that's evil.
ic3rap
Pack it with air..
godamnit
That is how parents get divorced.
TheFlyingHellfish
That's a much better idea.
PinkAndPurpleFlyingHippos
One way to ruin a marriage, right there.
friedchickenbear
Do you want ants? Because this is how you get ants.
arsetechnica
reseal them with rice crackers inside.
TravDrinksBeer
Oh the horror, I would laugh but actually be filled with hate on the inside
LessThanHumbleScott
But then won't he gain the weight they don't?
Atharaenea
Judging by his arms, he could gain a little weight without it hurting him too much. He looks pretty fit.
ThatGuyFromBelgium
haha well thanks for the compliment :D!
TomAtofromPalletTown
Easy there, Josh.
R3dGee
I had to make an account to thank you for saying what you said.
HankHillPropaneAndPropaneAccessories
Haha you called him josh
getaloadofthisguy
LicensedAdHominem
Why is it so funny? xD
IndianaChones
My client is named Josh Sommers. Are you using me to sell your house right now? If so, get off of imgur and do those repairs.
JoshuaSommers
Ugh... yes sir.
IndianaChones
THAT'S RIGHT, JOSHUA. You hired me for a reason. Get to it. Also, "Yes ma'am."
TheFlyingHellfish
LOL!
a55mu11e7
you sassy realtor you
IndianaChones
Amen! ;-)
IndianaChones
Sassy as fuck. To match the red hair, of course! I'm on the left. http://imgur.com/QgZtXaT
a55mu11e7
wish you were my sisters realtor....she's waited about a month to close because her realtors contractor lowballed fixing the deck and 1/2
a55mu11e7
still hasn't fixed the damn thing.
suretoast
BUT DEM LOTUS BISCUITS
kirbyonitsbelly
whatever boorel nootjes are, i want them.
pookiecorn
spiced roasted peanuts
kirbyonitsbelly
that sounds way too amazing.
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
Wait, you don't have those where you're from? You don't even know what you missed!
kirbyonitsbelly
i'm from the USA. we don't have anything cool like that.
sarcasmismyfuel
With a crunchy layer around it, yummeh
SnowMonkeyPlum
They're covered in this crunchy deep fried stuff. They are the BOMB.
kirbyonitsbelly
MY GOODNESS. why don't they exist in the USA?
SnowMonkeyPlum
I DON'T KNOW! But they need to. Oh man.
kirbyonitsbelly
they just sound amazing. i need this right now in my belly.
veryusernamesuchoriginalwow
you don't have borrelnootjes? Like, peanuts with a crunchy, damn tasty, kinda fried shell around them? I'm so sorry
UsernameForwardSlashAccountURL
Awwww yiss. mutha. fuckin. barrel noojes or whatever the shit they were called i'm too lazy to look back at the photo.
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
'borrel nootjes' Literaly translated: peanuts for when you're drinking! With a crunchy layer around it!
Sylmor
Drink nuts.
Sylmor
Or booze nuts.
Sylmor
Idk why but this is fucking funny.
inapix
Those caramel/coffee biscuits are just the best thing ever
captainlego
It is speculoos?
MoozlerPoodle
YES My speculoos jar has a picture of a Lotus cookie on it.. COOKIE BUTTER
inapix
No they're like caramelised biscuits (Lotus brand), pretty sure they're different to speculoos?
captainlego
Ah okay, they look just like them.
wardenda
The Lotus brand cookies? Did you know they come in spreadable form now? (At least in the States, YMMV)
inapix
YES! IT'S LIKE HEAVEN IN A JAR :) ...although strangely enough most of it doesn't end up on toast xD
wardenda
I think of it like Nutella. It's best eaten in large quantities off of a spoon.
tychok1991
A Belgian woman invented it for one of those invention tv shows (like "American Inventor" and "sold" it to Lotus (Belgian company)
wardenda
When she dies I will personally lobby for her canonization into sainthood.
tychok1991
She didn't win though, this did:
HeartlessMirror
Hahaha! Dutch people
IlikefatcatsandIcannotlie
Nederlandstaligen!
Noiseflux
Koffieleutjes.
Ganzkapoeri
Die gaan in een keer op :)
sangman
Ollanders!
EnrichAngel
And now i'm hungry..
Ganzkapoeri
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
AssamLaksa
Would OP be Belgian because of the username?
stopfuckingswearing
He's not dutch? Naaaah, he's dutch.
TinyLiehon
Mostly because he has a package that says borrelnootjes
lapelirojapeligrosa
SPECULOOS COOKIES. For those of you who don't know what Speculoos is, it tastes like Jesus made a spread out of liquid graham crackers.
GuffTrumpets
I'm totally craving some Borrel Nootjes right now
UseTheSource
Never seen anyone call them "Borrel Nootjes" before though.
ThatGuyFromBelgium
For those wondering, we often shop in the Albert Heijn Maastricht, so big up all the Dutchies for the amaaaaazing food, from BELGIUM :D <3
cancrena
lotus..... those biscuits are the fucking thing!
Aishyan
Belgian guy living near Maastricht too, we often go to Eijsden or Maastricht Market ;)
raindropskeepfallingonmyhead
I used to work at Albert Heijn Maastricht! I'm glad you're helping your parents out.
fuzzywuzzywasabear
Greetings from Maastricht OP!
JGTigger11
I studied abroad in Maastricht. Man, I miss it! Enjoy a Pinky wafel for me.
Fragrag
Ieuuuww, Limburgers... :P Heten speculaaskoekjes echt 'koffieleuten' in Nederland?
veryusernamesuchoriginalwow
Je hebt koffieleutjes en speculaaskoeken, ze smaken NET wat anders :P
belgimgurian
I found one! Another Belgian!
gluon
Hi
Frenchfriesarebelgian
French fries are belgian !
TINUSMAXIMUS
Volgens mij is het een Nederlander.
FunkyCake
Oh vandaar is zn username "thatguyfrombelgium" ;)
belgimgurian
Wou ik net zeggen ^^
wasacasa
Brussel is aanwezig
SigmaOod
Or Dutch ;)
breadedfishstrip
Ook Antwerpen?
sangman
Gent ja.
MaidsHeardTheGoblinsCry
Antwerpeuh!
belgimgurian
De Kempen!!!!
thereisnolifeiknowtocomparewithpureimagination
Brussel reporting!
Shelfi
Aanwezig!
Hugrold
Gegroet, medebelgen! Waarom naar Maastricht gaan trouwens als er Albert Heijnwinkels in ons apenlandje zijn? :)
RLRRLRLL
Limburg reporting in.
joyorbinson
Gent signing in !
Lee1604
Oostende signing in!
Speculoos
Hello !
ThatGuyFromBelgium
Limburg/Luik aanwezig :) en ze komen allemaal uit Albert Heijn Maastricht :D
belgimgurian
Heeey! 'Sup Limburg
IHadNoIdeaForACleverUsername
Omg, I'm in Maastricht right now! Live in Limburg, went to school in Luik! This is so awesome! :D
ThatGuyFromBelgium
I live in Luik and I still go to school in Limburg haha :D !
MusculusSternocleidomastoideus
Kempen! Aanwezig!
belgimgurian
Check! Kempen!
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
Childrening done right
Anonsy
then take a dump in the packaging and seal them back up with a pritt stick.
jvjanisse
wtf is wrong with you?
Anonsy
sorry. I forgot to say you'd need to flatten the shit down a bit or it would be too obvious, maybe dry it out a bit too.
DefinitelyNotinSane
Childrening done wrong
duckie523
How was there such downvoting for a poop joke? It's gross, but the number of poop jokes I've seen on this site...it just makes no sense
blyp
I always do this with my parents but now they go out to eat horribly *sigh*
reuxlux
"Hi hungry, I'm son".
GredAndForge
I wish I could give you gold.
ThatGuyFromBelgium
Haha that would be great :D
nodisco
A dutch friend mailed me about a kilo of stroopwaffels. Those things are fucking ridiculous. Approved and endorsed though.
thisiswhyiinternet
+1 for childrening
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Stiekeme ouders...
DefinitelyNotinSane
Hello there Penis, how are you?