boneh3ad
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Feb 28, 2021 4:27 AM
boneh3ad
107529
2297
31
Sorry this was capped on a potato.
RetiredLaserMan
Still 2 because you killed her.
mrgreen326
This guy's a mathematician with physics background for sure
LiterallyThatGuyInThePic
So stupid, obviously she is 22.
krunchybssehku
She could not be 43...
beccerz777
Or their sister could be trans and is their brother, the possibilities are endless
Medoria
what that guy said.
2B4U
Life is so simple until...
ParrotOverlord
Life is never simple.
raujes
Or you are a time traveler and it turns out you, your sister and your mother are all the same person
necrojoe
Don't forget about leap year birthdays
thejohnspecko
She would still be your sister in the case of an affair.
crazymojomonkey
step sister
KaminoNeko
Half-sister. Unless the mother married the other man, and the sister was his, but not hers.
Frogfox
This is why multiple choice tests are hard for over thinkers
ramblercomet5772
These riddles should be prefaced by "assuming standard context."
ParrotOverlord
But then again you have to clarify these "standard conditions".
greyStalkerTheTerror
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Studied at Harvard my ass! ?
rouzuki
Your ass studied at Harvard? So that's what it means to be a wiseass.
punkylunkpx
Stack overflow answers in a nutshell
googobbleygoofred
That’s exactly what I was thinking.
GroumphLePreux
What ? Not 22 ?
KLUSTENATOR
I agree with all except the adoption part. We have to assume all given info is true, so when he says his sister, he means his real sister.
ciaran13
February 29th
OmahaJim
This is me... for EVERY decision, answer, or judgement I make in life.
sgtwhiskeyjack
And that's what finding edge cases in programming can be like.
LetMeSeeMyKids
As long as she's 18+
rijstewafels
That's why no one invites you to parties
ParrotOverlord
Part goers can't handle the truth!
copingcabana
She's actually 23. She's been traveling near a black hole.
bolobass
She's half your age so 22.
CasualFascist
MK1Maniac
Quick maffs
Shifuede
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
There's nothing like finding a new K&P sketch you haven't seen before. Just long enough for my short attention spa..
Taarguus
Which sketch is this from?
AllThingsNinja
i also want to know
zadfert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G68m8v2EjCk
Taarguus
Thanks!
boneh3ad
Shifuede
boneh3ad
Shifuede
NLOVNI
Great. Now I have a headache
markpete
My SO sent this to me and said this is like every conversation with me. ?
Orionsdick
BaloneyBob
zookee1
https://c.tenor.com/VrfcO0FMYsQAAAAM/badger-badger-badger.gif
blumpk1npie
Ha classic badger
LikeTheGuardianButForReal
You think my real name is Badger?
orngeturtl
I appreciate the creativity yet I am bothered by the double use of “finally”
crypresthesia
I'm more bothered that saying a person who shares a common parent isn't your sibling.
magicrhombus
Dude was just shooting from the hip on this, didn't proof read it.
korndogg83
That makes two of us.
Farinhadefigo
But it must make sense somehow. Dude studied at Harvard, he knows what he's doing.
emjay9010
ME TOO! And his 1st use of it wasnt a "finally" anyway since he comes up with another alternative after that 1while still in 1st paragraph
davebeastly
or she's not your sister, but your mother who got pregnant young, wasn't allowed to abort, and your parents are actually your grandparents.
ambalika
but who are all you zombies?
BahamutBBob
Like that episode of Doctor Who.
redpandabanana
Or she isn’t his sister but three kids in a trench coat
PunIshErnest
You mean the woman... Who's 2 years younger... Is actually my mom?
davebeastly
She's not actually younger it was just a lie :D She's like one of those 40 year old high schoolers in movies.
onecowboytoo
Well duh, how else are you supposed to be your own grandpa?
Furyustyles
Step 1. Be Woody Allen
Puzzledpuma24
Classic you marry the mother of your dad's new wife. Since your new mom is now your stepchild you're your own grandpa.
TheDairyPope
Ray Stevens knows the answer to this.
AlexSomething
That's Jack Nicholson's story more or less: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Nicholson#Early_life
dogmadxbox360
That’s Chinatown, Jake
CarlottaVonSprockett
His younger sister who wasn’t alive when he was born was really his mom?
AlexSomething
I was talking about @davebeastly comment. Nicholson's "sister" was actually his mother who got him young & he was raised by his grandparents
LaBix
Pretty sure that is my mums backstory, but all of the people who really knew the truth are dead.
SmergBlaerghl
Unlikely, since she's younger than him, though :-)
davebeastly
We dont know how deep the lie goes.
mephiston
what.
abdulsachedina92350
She is still two years younger than you. Therefore she is 42
kodudScifiSmuggler
My friend is 2 years older, but there is a short period after my birthday and before his birthday where he is only 1 year older than me
kodudScifiSmuggler
Also, time dilation occurs when you approach the speed of light
Thresholdpush
Time dilation occurs when you approach the speed of light.
boneh3ad
ILikeTinyBoxes
I read that in his voice
Thresholdpush
It also, perceptively, occurs when you mix mescaline & psilocybin. Not that I'd know anything about that...
criablelurst
time slows down? (perceptually)
WackKerouac
So they say
boneh3ad
GPS relies on time dilation due to gravity, so the concept is well supported.
WackKerouac
Thanks Einstein
Jinxer13
you're welcome layman
SuckerOfFun
Possibly, Einstein did write a book on the subject, maybe he learned it from his book.
Farinhadefigo
How did you just assume that the "what." question referred to the time dilation part?
Ticmea
It is the most complicated part, no?
dreena
what.
TallDarkndHandsy
Time dilation occurs when you approach the speed of light.
Epichester
what.