Elbatcho
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#funny #cooking #tips #lifehack
Aug 6, 2018 8:31 PM
Elbatcho
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#funny #cooking #tips #lifehack
joegolf31
Anyone else think he was handling those two bottles awkwardly? Tune in Tokyo.
B34RH34D
Instructions unclear. Stuck water bottle up your moms butt.
bozmanbeyond
I use freeze dried ice for all my pasta. Done in 3 secs.
PUNKem733
My mom taught me this.
RedVsBlue
No, Scott Conant, I DON’T know why this pasta is undercooked.
Veggisaurus
Looks like he’s roasting the waters.
AimlessSavant
You know you can bring water to boil faster as ice than you can if it is like-warm water.
AimlessSavant
So this joke isn't entirely false.
dghammer
How does this ancient and stupid shit get 200+ upvotes?
VagisilToothpaste
Instructions unclear...accidentally divided by zero.
firestorm6502
Lol ?
nekkotheo
NotYourAverageCatt
Instructions weren't clear, boiled ice too fast
MetaSomma
*explosion* *screaming*
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Sad thing is I work with people In high up positions that would believe this shit!! I'm gonna try!
Shieldtoaddick
So, the medical field then?
yespleaseforreal
ShortyMcshortcake
mikgou
Looks good. Recipe please?
VagisilToothpaste
One water.
Astramancer
For best results, boil the water in a large pot with one hotdog per 2 cups of water. Strain the water into bottles for freezing.
Myowngrampa
Bone apple teeth
MetaSomma
Osteoporosis
GeorgieThumbs
This is a good idear as i love pasta bot hate waiting for water 2 boil
scottsinflavortown
I prefer powdered water
Myowngrampa
I too enjoy the nose clams
Anthroposapien
thedarknessvisible
snow!
VagisilToothpaste
Just add water!
xtreampb
Do you mean dehydrated water
Jiehfeng
I am worried about some of the people who favourited this.
AstroTibs
Fun fact: there IS a physics phenomenon wherein hot water freezes faster than cool water— https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mpemba_effect
MetaSomma
Shit was discovered by a 13yr old??
OsakaDon
How much "a water" do I need for "a pasta"?
Elbatcho
8 cups for a full box so 2oz for “a pasta”
DeniseReade
I did this and it works! 10/10 would recommend.
somnif
Though as a side note, if your freezer really is that empty, keeping some bottles of water frozen in there will help efficiency a bit
somnif
Air changes temperature easily, so opening/closing will nuke an empty freezer. Water is a good thermal buffer and will save you some energy.
Simusar
Boiled water does make the best ice cubes, they're perfectly clear
CaptainFappleJacks
Fuck that's smart. Its mine, copyright
MarinaBallerina
This is a great tip. Thanks!
TheArtOfQuietBear929
They forgot to tell you that you have to turn the bottles every 5mins or so, to properly save the boiling processes. o.0
Elbatcho
Really good point!
llewdlac
Key words here are “a few gallons” and “a week”. If you’re eating that much pasta you really do need to use every minute wisely.
liz3000
I just showed this to my boyfriend. He replied with “That’s a good idea.” Oh dear...
Fuzzynubz
"a pasta"
toxcrusadr
Are you suggesting they do not have to be boiled individually?
ghostfacevader
Elbatcho
Ilieoften
Make a pasta is how an Italian would say it
RobKnob91
*an pasta
BlueSpaceLizard
Never make single pasta, always five pasta
MetaSomma
That's... That's technically a valid use of it...
Fuzzynubz
The type of person that would say "a pasta" is the type of person that says "funnily". Just because you CAN say something....
MetaSomma
No, not really. A pasta is a dish based on pasta. Funnily is not even a word. Sure "a pasta" has fallen out of common use in American
MetaSomma
English, but it's still a totally valid term and used quite often in cooking dialect
Fuzzynubz
It sounds awkward in America. Though my friends ex-wife was English and she'd make "a curry" instead of "make curry" or "make some curry."
vaspap
Nah all the other English speaking countries still say it
vaspap
"A pasta" is the correct way to say it in every country other than America.
Fuzzynubz
Probably not.
Blake242
definitely not, "pasta" is not a countable noun
McMuffman
"a water"
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
A man, a plan, a canal. Panama.
naytorin
Obviously the instructions are from Mario. "boiling-a water every time you make-a pasta"
hillbillyal
"a mario"
Fuzzynubz
A-men